Nothing Yet

She dangles herself from the flag at half mast
pulls on his pole and gives it a blast,
prances herself like a pole dancing queen
and begs on her knees until it's obscene,
and still nothing.

He's dead in the water,
she's wetter than wet
and still after that
she's got nothing yet?
And still nothing?

Naked and nude
but not being rude
the girl has gone
way out on a limb
so what will it take
to get down and bake
and finally be allowed
to fuck him?

She's laid on her back
and fingered her crack
laid in the sack
and wiggled her rack.

She's jumped and trotted
and played the machine
and done everything
including get mean!

Slashed tires
done bank jobs
and rubbed on his feet
still nothing has happened
she's gotten no treat.

"What in the fuck?" is the question she asks,
What will it take to snag a short shag?
She's tried every trick
in her magical bag.

She sits on the table
with dinner on roast
her finger inside her
and burning the toast.

She's had her orgasm
while she's on the news
but all that he does
is continue to snooze.

Nope, nothing yet.

runningturtle87