(clear throat...cough, cough...)

i’d been uable to painlessly masturbate for weeks so i
fell asleep
and had a dream
about masturbating.
i was shaking the bed was shaking hard enough to be heard
it was morning i rolled off the bed,
tumbled face down to the floor, gurgling “ahhhhhhh,” and i thought,
Oh my God i’m Saying something!
then i woke      in my bed      hands all numb
            out in space somewhere.
odd, huh?