"Pigeon Post"

 Why don't the people in this city like us?

It isn't us, they just don't like pigeons in general.
They say we crap everywhere.

Isn't that an urban myth?

Actually, no. We do crap everywhere.

Isn't that natural? Where do they do it, then?

I don't know; I'm not sure people do crap. I tend
to think that they regurgitate, like owls, only instead
of bringing up pellets they deposit their stuff in
paper bags or plastic containers, which they vomit
onto the pavement.

That's pretty clever.

It's the clever bigots that scare me.

But how can a bigot be clever?

They get away with it, don't they?