Stained Glass Window

what a beautiful stained glass window
a stunning angel with wings of gold
she glows when the sun shines through
a Heavenly vision, so I am told
she stepped out of the stained glass window
stood before the congregation, bowed her head
unfurled her arms and gave a little wink
next, her silk cloth scarf she quickly shed
she stood there before them, naked with a smile
then began to sway, and to slide her hands around
touching her self, shocking all the parishioners
but still they watched, no one made a single sound
masturbation, a sin, and in the sanctuary none the less
this shameful angel has lost her way, her halo too
with a wicked grin she came, screamed out her bliss
and then a church member started yelling like a shrew
everyone gawked at her then back to the naughty angel
the angel looked the lady in her eyes and then laughed
she pointed at the biggest man there for mass that day
flicked her finger to beckon him near, grabbed his shaft
now women were fainting and men were all very turned on
she started a line, said " I want something from you all"
sacrilege could be smelled in the air, blasphemy's stench
when she was done, off she flew, damnedest thing they ever saw