Mayor goes on bender, drinks all their whisky, shags all their woman.

Allegations have emerged that while vacationing on a remote Carribean Island, Mayor Harold Wishwell is said to have drunken excessively, taken drugs and engaged in rampent sexual activity. Mayor Harold, newly elected in September has been enjoying a hard earned vacation, after a hectic first nine weeks in office.
One local Gentleman, who wished to remain anonymous, said "He drank all our whisky and shagged all our women". A blushing young lady, of fine proportions, said she had heard stories that Mayor Wishwell was "hung like a mammoth" and was "a caring and sensual lover". Yet believed that these where nothing but rumours and hoped that "Harry" would return to the island on vacation again. The proprietor of a local cafe said Mayor Wishwell would always start his morning with "A big bowl of Ganga man and coffee with one sugar". And would them proceed to snort several large lines of a white powder that he believed to be cocaine.
When contacted the Mayor's Office said they knew nothing of the allegations against the Mayor. And that the Mayor was still on vacation and would return later next week. But they assured as that Mayor Wishwell would answer these "false and baseless allegations" upon his return. Mrs Alice Wishwell, the Mayors heavely pregenant wife, refused to comment.