My Best Friend

I miss my razor blade
My best friend in good times and bad
It didn't judge, didn't criticize
Didn't tell me stupid lies
Life was simple with my razor blade
It was my relief, my greatest high
When things were hard it helped me get by
Always there when I needed a lift
When I was bored it was always game
Ready to wash it all away in a haze of pain
Yes, I miss my razor blade, I miss it bad
My greatest friend, the best I ever had.