green eggs and john

for that 1 to the 2 buckle my shoe thing......  
 
this is dedicated to anyone who has ever found a tuna fish sandwich on the floor of a port o pottie and taken a bite but never told anyone.  
 
you know who you are!!!!  
 
green eggs and john  
 
i am john  
 
i am john  
rotten in john  
 
the rotten john  
that rotten john  
i do not like that rot in john  
 
do you like green eggs in the john?  
 
i do not like them  
john to the rot  
i do not like green eggs and john  
 
would you like them here or there?  
i don't give a fuck about anywhere  
i'm too busy  
tryin to protect  
the bad reputation  
i'm on  
i'm not sorry  
i'm not gone  
but i do not like the rot in john  
 
would you like me in your house?  
would you like me with my hands up your blouse?  
would you like me to contaminate a whole colony of mouse?  
and leave you tied and gagged so you could'nt shout?  
i do not like the rot in john  
john is rot and so are his psalms  
 
would you eat them in a box?  
would you eat them if i put you in a box?  
and fed you nothin but green eggs and dirty socks  
 
not in a box  
not with dirty socks  
not if i was in your house  
not if i had my hand up your blouse?????  
i do not like john here or there  
i do not like rot anywhere  
 
would you? could you?  
in a self observed utopia  
take me! take me!  
for what i am  
 
i would not  
could not  
take you for what you are  
i could not take the rot in john  
 
you might like me  
you may see me  
you might like to see me  
swingin from a tree  
you may see me  
od'd  
in a car  
 
i would'nt like you  
if you were  
holding my mother's  
still beating heart  
in your hand  
ready to replace it  
or take a bite  
 
a train! a Train!  
would you like me and my non existant friends  
to run a train  
could you, would you  
if i instructed you how to give brain?  
 
not on a train  
not with you od'd in a car  
we are who we are  
and baby you out there fn far  
no matter if you stuff me with dirty socks  
or infect me with the chicken pox  
i do not like john  
and i do not like his rot  
 
could you? would you?  
if i hit you off with a smoke?  
 
i could not! i would not!  
i don't even smoke  
i just wanna go home!  
 
i could not!  
i would not!  
even if you did it in the rain  
 
say it say it  
 
 if you showed me nothing but pain  
if you promised you would'nt be too hard  
if you promise to od in your car  
 
if you promise from the start  
to rip out my mother's still beating heart  
i won't run a train with you and the friends  
but i'll give you brain that never ends  
 
say it  
fucking say it!  
 
i like the rot!  
i like john!  
i really fucking like the rot in john!!!!!!!!!  
 
now can i go home?  
 
let's start with this tuna sandwich baby.................