Submissions by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
i'm a po et!
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
8th Jan 2020 11:11am
8th Jan 2020 11:11am
Sea, Earth, and Sky
Sea, Earth, and Sky
two fish simply swimming along, and one of them spits out a piece of plastic. "what the hell was that?" says the other fish. "plastic, it's that shit that those humans are dumping in the oceans."
meanwhile, two deer were casually ambling through the glades of a beautiful wood, and one of them treads on something sharp. "what was that? "that's glass, some of the crap being dumped in the countryside by humans."
two birds are flying through the air, and both start coughing and choking. "what's that?" said one. "oh, that's the pollution that humans are poisoning...
two fish simply swimming along, and one of them spits out a piece of plastic. "what the hell was that?" says the other fish. "plastic, it's that shit that those humans are dumping in the oceans."
meanwhile, two deer were casually ambling through the glades of a beautiful wood, and one of them treads on something sharp. "what was that? "that's glass, some of the crap being dumped in the countryside by humans."
two birds are flying through the air, and both start coughing and choking. "what's that?" said one. "oh, that's the pollution that humans are poisoning...
#environment
#pollution
#nature
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1 Comment
FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
26th Dec 2019 1:31pm
26th Dec 2019 1:31pm
tomorrow
i woke up this morning
and the sea was on my doorstep
the sea was on my doorstep
the sea was on my doorstep
yet my flat is on the second floor
so i looked out my window
to the town below
as the house is part way up a steep hill
but there was nothing but ocean
and now that ocean, was on my doorstep
but hadn't yet entered my flat
i could hear no noise, or voices
just the shrill of seagulls
i switched on the radio
but had no electric
and my laptop was old, and had no battery life
i had my mobile,
and wished i'd...
and the sea was on my doorstep
the sea was on my doorstep
the sea was on my doorstep
yet my flat is on the second floor
so i looked out my window
to the town below
as the house is part way up a steep hill
but there was nothing but ocean
and now that ocean, was on my doorstep
but hadn't yet entered my flat
i could hear no noise, or voices
just the shrill of seagulls
i switched on the radio
but had no electric
and my laptop was old, and had no battery life
i had my mobile,
and wished i'd...
#anxiety
#environment
#LifeChangingMoment
454 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
23rd Dec 2019 7:22pm
23rd Dec 2019 7:22pm
Wet Dreams
Wet Dreams
but soft
the gentle swirling snow
silent as a feather
casts itself, upon the frozen earth
whilst a soft zephyr
caresses each snowflake
blowing kisses in the breeze
a sudden gust
sends each individual snowflake
into a frenzy
of pirouetting madness
direction is lost
destiny is changed forever
as each flake
now embraces
and dances
with its new future
yet aware
that the warming air
will cease its current existence
as it melts
into a trickle
and experiences new...
but soft
the gentle swirling snow
silent as a feather
casts itself, upon the frozen earth
whilst a soft zephyr
caresses each snowflake
blowing kisses in the breeze
a sudden gust
sends each individual snowflake
into a frenzy
of pirouetting madness
direction is lost
destiny is changed forever
as each flake
now embraces
and dances
with its new future
yet aware
that the warming air
will cease its current existence
as it melts
into a trickle
and experiences new...
#love
#nature
#sensual
688 reads
1 Comment
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
20th Dec 2019 1:37am
20th Dec 2019 1:37am
hopping mad
a poem..or something like that!
i shall go to the loo
like a kangaroo
and do what kangaroos do do
then fly to the moon
like a farting balloon
and play with my yellow gazoo...
by Jem(no kangaroos were hurt in the writing of this nonsense, but a few wallabies apparently took umbrage...😏
i shall go to the loo
like a kangaroo
and do what kangaroos do do
then fly to the moon
like a farting balloon
and play with my yellow gazoo...
by Jem(no kangaroos were hurt in the writing of this nonsense, but a few wallabies apparently took umbrage...😏
#animals
#moon
#funny
450 reads
2 Comments
FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
3rd Dec 2019 3:11pm
3rd Dec 2019 3:11pm
Cinders (more like ashes!)
i am so contrary......no i'm not!😏 in drama today, due to peeps not being well, i had to multi role play in Cinderella-adult version... (oh no i didn't) as did the other one that made it (oh yes she did) so first of all i was the horrible step-mother aka bitch, then transmogrified into the fairy godmother, and then the handsome prince, and turned into a toad!(not really). then we swapped, so i became Cinders. what a drama! i told them, all two (love an audience!) that i once wrote "Cinders, running off with a Handsome Prince, could result with the undoing of Buttons!" (how we laughed,...
#fate
#funny
#surreal
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
1st Dec 2019 3:24pm
1st Dec 2019 3:24pm
Untit led
a poem! (or something like that...)
today i made a shopping list
or so i thought i ought
but added up the cost of it
and realised i was a little short!
so i removed the beans and caviar
and no champagne for me
and cut out the toilet rolls
for my posterity!
carefully removed the milk and tea
followed by bread and butter
realised then my list was empty
oh dear, what a nutter!
so i counted up all my pennies
dug up from within my chair
and spent the lot on a toupee
as i'd lost my pubic hair
...
today i made a shopping list
or so i thought i ought
but added up the cost of it
and realised i was a little short!
so i removed the beans and caviar
and no champagne for me
and cut out the toilet rolls
for my posterity!
carefully removed the milk and tea
followed by bread and butter
realised then my list was empty
oh dear, what a nutter!
so i counted up all my pennies
dug up from within my chair
and spent the lot on a toupee
as i'd lost my pubic hair
...
#money
#food
#funny
394 reads
1 Comment
STORY POEM
Published
11th Nov 2019 6:23pm
11th Nov 2019 6:23pm
The Silent Serene Siren
now at Goat Ledge cafe, drinking tea
glancing over at the shimmering sea
i espy a mermaid, as she pirouettes under a cloudy sky
her scales are wet, yet her eyes are dry
she smiles at me
her beautiful eyes, glance into my soul
her depth has no boundaries
and her heart is whole
the waves cascade and crash against the withering sand
the clouds are circling, and ready to land
the wind picks up, and parts my thighs
and i smile at the mermaid, with my silent sighs
by Jemia...
glancing over at the shimmering sea
i espy a mermaid, as she pirouettes under a cloudy sky
her scales are wet, yet her eyes are dry
she smiles at me
her beautiful eyes, glance into my soul
her depth has no boundaries
and her heart is whole
the waves cascade and crash against the withering sand
the clouds are circling, and ready to land
the wind picks up, and parts my thighs
and i smile at the mermaid, with my silent sighs
by Jemia...
#sea
#nature
#sensual
391 reads
1 Comment
STORY POEM
Published
30th Oct 2019 1:34am
30th Oct 2019 1:34am
Snuff The Tragic Dragon
Snuff The Tragic Dragon
On a hot summers eve, last xmas
Whilst the moon shone black all day
Cockerels were laying painful parallel eggs
That were purple, pink, and grey
And out of one hatched a dragon
All dainty, and kind of nice
Her derriere was on her elbow
And her elbow was versa vise
Her wings were slightly back to front
And her eyes were a mellow pink
her firey farts, were like chilli tarts
And her piss, like Indian ink
But worst of all, for a dragon
If all of this wasn't enough
When she...
On a hot summers eve, last xmas
Whilst the moon shone black all day
Cockerels were laying painful parallel eggs
That were purple, pink, and grey
And out of one hatched a dragon
All dainty, and kind of nice
Her derriere was on her elbow
And her elbow was versa vise
Her wings were slightly back to front
And her eyes were a mellow pink
her firey farts, were like chilli tarts
And her piss, like Indian ink
But worst of all, for a dragon
If all of this wasn't enough
When she...
#dreams
#funny
#dragons
472 reads
1 Comment
SELF POEM
Published
3rd Oct 2019 9:49am
3rd Oct 2019 9:49am
Being A Singularity
When people are naughty
it generally ends in tears
I know this, because i've been there
Although not for many years
Maybe perhaps, i'm best alone
And on my own instead
Forsaking the idea of company
Until the day i'm dead
Well it was very nice to know you
Although our time has been brief
As i fade away into the ether
And ever so quietly grieve
it generally ends in tears
I know this, because i've been there
Although not for many years
Maybe perhaps, i'm best alone
And on my own instead
Forsaking the idea of company
Until the day i'm dead
Well it was very nice to know you
Although our time has been brief
As i fade away into the ether
And ever so quietly grieve
#sadness
#loneliness
407 reads
2 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
28th Sep 2019 3:52pm
28th Sep 2019 3:52pm
The Trials and Tribulations of a Nonny Mouse!
There's a type of mouse called a Nonny
That no-one ever sees
They're known for writing poetry
And sometimes catching fleas!
They can be ever so so secretive
And hide away in holes
Whilst scribbling away with pen and ink
And avoiding the dreaded Trolls!
They sometimes get out to socialise
In taverns across the town
Quenching their thirst with filthy wine
Then stagger home alone
There diet consists of bread and cheese
And gallons of Earl Grey tea
And swirls and twirls of inspiration
Lies beckoning at...
That no-one ever sees
They're known for writing poetry
And sometimes catching fleas!
They can be ever so so secretive
And hide away in holes
Whilst scribbling away with pen and ink
And avoiding the dreaded Trolls!
They sometimes get out to socialise
In taverns across the town
Quenching their thirst with filthy wine
Then stagger home alone
There diet consists of bread and cheese
And gallons of Earl Grey tea
And swirls and twirls of inspiration
Lies beckoning at...
#LifeAsAWriter
#funny
#surreal
379 reads
2 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
3rd Sep 2019 10:17pm
3rd Sep 2019 10:17pm
The Lady of Frant
The Lady of Frant:
there once was a lady from Frant
who would, if she could, but she can't
she didn't think straight
whether early, or late
so now eats banana porridge....
there once was a lady from Frant
who would, if she could, but she can't
she didn't think straight
whether early, or late
so now eats banana porridge....
#limerick
#funny
403 reads
4 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
3rd Jul 2019 10:56am
3rd Jul 2019 10:56am
Pigs May Fly
why are guinea pigs called guinea pigs?
oh why? oh why? oh why?
ive never heard them go oink,
and never seen them fly!
oh why? oh why? oh why?
ive never heard them go oink,
and never seen them fly!
#funny
382 reads
2 Comments
DU Poetry : Submissions by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
