Submissions by JiltedJohnny
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
SONG LYRICS
Published
13th May 2022 9:08am
13th May 2022 9:08am
Spin the bottle/Wheel see
Choices, choices, choices. Sometimes it's more fun to let the Wheel or the Bottle decide.
First, who takes off his or her or their clothes and in what order. And ultimately, who gets whom for the night?
A baroque, hyper romantic type of song. Longing. But longing for what? Wheel see?
Spin the bottle/Wheel see
Oh yes, maybe it's in the leaflet
But then again, maybe the specs
You can feel the tension rising
Something's going on, she begs
Many women are control freaks
But then again, there are also men
Feeling...
First, who takes off his or her or their clothes and in what order. And ultimately, who gets whom for the night?
A baroque, hyper romantic type of song. Longing. But longing for what? Wheel see?
Spin the bottle/Wheel see
Oh yes, maybe it's in the leaflet
But then again, maybe the specs
You can feel the tension rising
Something's going on, she begs
Many women are control freaks
But then again, there are also men
Feeling...
#lust
#orgasm
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2 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
7th May 2022 6:35am
7th May 2022 6:35am
Estrogenolit
Estrogenolit
She’s convinced that she wants it
A marvellous hour
W7mei2022
Kind regards, Gus
She’s convinced that she wants it
A marvellous hour
W7mei2022
Kind regards, Gus
#sex
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SONG LYRICS
Published
6th May 2022 10:29am
6th May 2022 10:29am
Sea kale
Just now
I’ve planted sea kale
A present from an English friend
With a flood
From the hose
In our allotment garden
W6mei2022
Sea kale can handle brackish water and tastes delicious!
Kind regards, Gus
I’ve planted sea kale
A present from an English friend
With a flood
From the hose
In our allotment garden
W6mei2022
Sea kale can handle brackish water and tastes delicious!
Kind regards, Gus
#hope
#food
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SONG LYRICS
Published
4th May 2022 6:42am
4th May 2022 6:42am
Vaxxed and waxxed and ready for action
Hoi hoi
Last year, everybody wanted to escape from the measures and stress of COVID. And somehow the idea to predict what would happen in the summer of lust presented itself.
What do you think, will the results be different this spring and summer?
I wrote an English and a Dutch version but somehow (technicalities) the English version was flawed.
Hence this ‘solution’.
https://soundcloud.com/user-973930366/vaxxed-en-waxxed-en-klaar-voor-actie
Good day to you all, Party Animals!
A breezy opener, huh?
On the...
Last year, everybody wanted to escape from the measures and stress of COVID. And somehow the idea to predict what would happen in the summer of lust presented itself.
What do you think, will the results be different this spring and summer?
I wrote an English and a Dutch version but somehow (technicalities) the English version was flawed.
Hence this ‘solution’.
https://soundcloud.com/user-973930366/vaxxed-en-waxxed-en-klaar-voor-actie
Good day to you all, Party Animals!
A breezy opener, huh?
On the...
#apocalypse
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SONG LYRICS
Published
29th Apr 2022 5:41pm
29th Apr 2022 5:41pm
Pounding heart
A photo is nothing but a crop
For a start I miss the noise
The smell is absent and that’s a pity
The whole story needs a voice
A video is no solution
The camera between us
Everything that happens behind me?
The idea is nothing but fuss
Bridge
England, Nederland, a ditch in between
You think you use common sense
Very English you pour a gin tonic
Too late, the glass is in my hands
All my plans straight in the freezer
My friend’s mind set to be a star
With emotions so superfluous
Not convinced -...
For a start I miss the noise
The smell is absent and that’s a pity
The whole story needs a voice
A video is no solution
The camera between us
Everything that happens behind me?
The idea is nothing but fuss
Bridge
England, Nederland, a ditch in between
You think you use common sense
Very English you pour a gin tonic
Too late, the glass is in my hands
All my plans straight in the freezer
My friend’s mind set to be a star
With emotions so superfluous
Not convinced -...
#crush
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SONG LYRICS
Published
29th Apr 2022 7:03am
29th Apr 2022 7:03am
Niagara
You can be so convincing
You’ve got me by the balls
You squeeze - I promise quickly
I’ll be yours, till Niagara falls
W29apr2022
Kind regards, Gus
You’ve got me by the balls
You squeeze - I promise quickly
I’ll be yours, till Niagara falls
W29apr2022
Kind regards, Gus
#crush
528 reads
7 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
29th Apr 2022 6:46am
29th Apr 2022 6:46am
My window was still shut
Everything would have been different
If I’d not gone to the pub
Or, if after that first shot
I would’ve made a gracious stop
But the second one tasted better
And, all the quicker, went in
It is the golden flow of life
Drops of life on my chin
And ‘dahling’ became silly bitch
Slut slowly turned to whore
And with each following glass
My story roughened up more
Another glass? Please don’t bother
Just give the whole bottle to me
Bartender sobs: ‘please don’t drive’
Told her to shut up you see?
...
If I’d not gone to the pub
Or, if after that first shot
I would’ve made a gracious stop
But the second one tasted better
And, all the quicker, went in
It is the golden flow of life
Drops of life on my chin
And ‘dahling’ became silly bitch
Slut slowly turned to whore
And with each following glass
My story roughened up more
Another glass? Please don’t bother
Just give the whole bottle to me
Bartender sobs: ‘please don’t drive’
Told her to shut up you see?
...
#TimeHeals
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SONG LYRICS
Published
19th Apr 2022 12:40pm
19th Apr 2022 12:40pm
Bananamonarchy
No misunderstanding
There’s so much impotence.
Oath of office a joke!
Ollongren does the trick
Netherlands will be a
Bananamonarchy?
Tribal warfare secret
Now it’s public
W28mrt2021
Kind regards, Gus
There’s so much impotence.
Oath of office a joke!
Ollongren does the trick
Netherlands will be a
Bananamonarchy?
Tribal warfare secret
Now it’s public
W28mrt2021
Kind regards, Gus
#politics
411 reads
2 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
11th Apr 2022 9:30am
11th Apr 2022 9:30am
Air travel/in thoughts elsewhere, I’m everywhere
Air Travel
Things we grew up with obsolete
Air travel a strict no go?
Air lobby, lobby all you like
Polution? You say ’t ain’t so
What if we simply go by train?
That’s better polution wise
There’s a train station in Paris
Paris’ Centre! That’s nice
Bridge
An airport – There’s tension
Customs guys as mean as hell
Am I cueing for the right plane?
Could be, but no one can tell
Chorus
When I’m too old for air travel
Will I be sad? No, I don’t care
At home I travel...
Things we grew up with obsolete
Air travel a strict no go?
Air lobby, lobby all you like
Polution? You say ’t ain’t so
What if we simply go by train?
That’s better polution wise
There’s a train station in Paris
Paris’ Centre! That’s nice
Bridge
An airport – There’s tension
Customs guys as mean as hell
Am I cueing for the right plane?
Could be, but no one can tell
Chorus
When I’m too old for air travel
Will I be sad? No, I don’t care
At home I travel...
#apocalypse
#nightmares
299 reads
4 Comments
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