Vaxxed and waxxed and ready for action

Hoi hoi  
Last year, everybody wanted to escape from the measures and stress of COVID. And somehow the idea to predict what would happen in the summer of lust presented itself.  

What do you think, will the results be different this spring and summer?  
 
I wrote an English and a Dutch version but somehow (technicalities) the English version was flawed.  
 
Hence this ‘solution’.  
 
https://soundcloud.com/user-973930366/vaxxed-en-waxxed-en-klaar-voor-actie  
 
Good day to you all, Party Animals!  
A breezy opener, huh?  
On the other hand, I feel the urgency. The post COVID summer, the summer of lust, the summer when we grab back our freedom (smiley) (and cause the sixth wave) has already begun.  
 
The lyrics:  
Vaxxed and waxxed and ready for action  
 
The end of COVID - whoring 20’s  
We feel like lambs in the meadow  
Vaxxed and waxxed and ready for action  
When’ll I strike? I really don’t know  
 
Meaningful contacts - hug and cuddle  
Will be put on the back burner  
It’s the end of COVID as we know it  
Feel attracted to a head turner  
 
Distichon  
Summer of flings  
And very hot things  
 
Bridge/lift  
We’ll be crushing and binge dating  
Have to rid of all this rust  
Not so shyly you ask for my number  
Prepare myself for the summer of lust  
 
Chorus  
Back to randomness - come up for air  
Sleeping’s done if we really must  
I’ve got time for lascivious details  
Prepare myself for the summer of lust  
 
Polly is a little bit tipsy  
Unsure about what she will do  
She’s cheerfully shagged out - lost her knickers  
Did she leave ‘em somewhere on the loo?  
 
I am robbed of condomy problems  
Hope my XXL pack’s enough  
Rooms full of not normal good looking girls  
21’ll be the summer of love  
 
Distichon  
My silly COVID recovery called Kate  
Would have totally gotten me laid  
 
Bridge/lift  
We’ll be crushing and binge dating  
Have to get rid of all this rust  
Not so shyly you ask for my number  
Prepare myself for the summer of lust  
 
Chorus  
Back to randomness - come up for air  
Sleeping’s done - if we really must  
I’ve got time for lascivious details  
Prepare myself for the summer of lust  
 
W5jul2021  
 
En de Nederlandse versie:  
 
Vaxxed en waxxed en klaar voor actie  
 
Overwon het grote condoom probleem  
Familie verpakking Durex  
Dat zal heel veel problemen voorkomen  
‘t Rijmt niet voor niets gewoon op sex?  
 
Het einde van COVID - whoring 20’s  
5e golf? Ben de tel al kwijt  
Zo jolig als koeien in de wei  
Zei jij nou koe tegen die meid?  
 
Heel veel snel wisselende contacten  
Sex and the city op repeat  
Wij doen summer flings en very horny things  
Want alleen hugged doen we niet  
 
We waren COVID ge-gettoïseerd  
We pakken onze vrijheid terug  
Gaan als een malle door alle standjes  
Niet alleen maar plat op je rug  
 
Distichon  
Wil partyen - de druk is fors  
Wij zijn de COVID survivors  
 
Br  
Polly, iets meer dan een beetje dronken  
De avond begonnen met een string  
Maar goed, ze laat zich niet uit het veld slaan  
Z’is goed uitgewoond - lekker ding  
 
Ref  
2021 - summer of lust  
Vaxxed en waxxed en klaar voor actie  
Ze mag mijn nummer gelijk wel hebben hoor  
Zo hot, begin in de taxi  
 
W8jul2021  
 
It’s shoegaze, so the voice is just an instrument.  
All parts have been played/recorded just once.  
 
Enjoy!  
Kind regards, Gus