Trolls
hemihead said:[quote-297217-Ooo]Am I a troll??
Does the pope shit in the woods?[/quote]
Now there's an interesting question...
Technically speaking, he does and so do we all. We've just tried to hide the fact by building cement and steel structures around us in the middle of the woods. But even if we cut down every tree on the Earth, we will never be out of the woods. In fact we are so deep in the woods we can't see the forest for the trees. Everything that was once "the woods" is still the woods, we just made shit out of it, so now, not only do we shit in the woods, but the woods is shit. I would say that means we shit upon shit and have made one giant pile of crap out of our world. But what do I know? I'm just a troll who stepped in it...
Just goes to prove, what comes around, goes around!
J Troll
Does the pope shit in the woods?[/quote]
Now there's an interesting question...
Technically speaking, he does and so do we all. We've just tried to hide the fact by building cement and steel structures around us in the middle of the woods. But even if we cut down every tree on the Earth, we will never be out of the woods. In fact we are so deep in the woods we can't see the forest for the trees. Everything that was once "the woods" is still the woods, we just made shit out of it, so now, not only do we shit in the woods, but the woods is shit. I would say that means we shit upon shit and have made one giant pile of crap out of our world. But what do I know? I'm just a troll who stepped in it...
Just goes to prove, what comes around, goes around!
J Troll
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Anonymous
Anybody remember those little trolls with the bright coloured hair you used to get that would sit on the top of your pencils at school? You got to jam your pencil right up the troll's crack and then wave it around like a flag.
Now I mention it, it's not such a terrible idea for the 21st century trolls...
Now I mention it, it's not such a terrible idea for the 21st century trolls...
Miss_Sub said:Anybody remember those little trolls with the bright coloured hair you used to get that would sit on the top of your pencils at school? You got to jam your pencil right up the troll's crack and then wave it around like a flag.
Now I mention it, it's not such a terrible idea for the 21st century trolls...
Yes, I had three and now my pencils need some new trolls.
Now I mention it, it's not such a terrible idea for the 21st century trolls...
Yes, I had three and now my pencils need some new trolls.
Anonymous
There's not enough sharp pencils in the world, I find. 👍
Anonymous
LOL. I had a cow troll===seriously, it had long white hair, bovine face and four feet.
I feel sorry for trolls. I can't imagine any of them lead happy or fulfilling lives. Being a troll is surely a cry for help. Here's a fine selection of alternative pursuits for any trolls out there who are looking to improve their lives and just don't know where to start...
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Spend time enjoying the great outdoors.
http://www.ophirlaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Depositphotos_38876551_xs.jpg
Start your own blog or website and you'll soon start attracting like minded people.
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Take a vacation, sometimes you just need a break to put life into perspective.
http://trollway.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/volunteer_bnr.jpg
Do some volunteering in your local community, there's nothing like doing good for others to give your life purpose.
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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1423/1085085524_91969e8178.jpg
http://trollway.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/volunteer_bnr.jpg
