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For the love of Minimal

Kin
Kinastarte
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Yet a Reaper wont dare to peek
For a man's dream is greater than a feek.

Grace
IDryad
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 25th Aug 2011
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peep not from high
but share with the humble

ajay
Dangerous Mind
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A slice of pie
for the starving tramp,
and a silver sixpenny piece












Abracadabra
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Joined 13th Nov 2009
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alco brain surgeon's cold cuts a hit at the end of the rainbow before blind one eyed butler finally tickle freed from keyhole drama after no newts is good newts god squad unicycle circus revelation that in an unaired episode officer byrd blushed and broke wind screaming damn those donuts you shoulda heard sugar bear last night ripping up here comes honey boo boo

Grace
IDryad
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paging Dr Pete
its an emergency

Abracadabra
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Deadline Daisy thinks I'm crazy
but my stories ain't worth telling
so I make em up to fill my cup
and hope they seem compelling

Abracadabra
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A hack from Timbuktu
kept a byline in her shoe
and when no-one was looking
she pasted it with glue

Abracadabra
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The editor was blind
and he couldn't read her mind
so every story in the paper
got writ by you know who


ajay
Dangerous Mind
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Joined 21st Mar 2023
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NEWSFLASH!
Murderer Claims He Didn't Do It!
Judge Calls Him A Lying Twat!
Sends Him Down For Fifty Years!










Abracadabra
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FLASH EXTRA

All charges dropped and twat murderer freed
after alleged victim rose from dead
to appear in zombie edition of Strictly

ajay
Dangerous Mind
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Come dancing
is the beginning of Life










Abracadabra
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 13th Nov 2009
Forum Posts: 3497

ajay
Dangerous Mind
Palestine 2awards
Joined 21st Mar 2023
Forum Posts: 2043

The Mermaid
with her fishy tale
came ridin' by
on Willie the Whale
and saw Abracadabra
asleep on the beach,
and cried,
'Whoah! Willie! That boy's a peach!'

Then she disembarked
from Willie the Whale
and walked up to Abra
a-swishin' her tail,
and said 'Hey there, Big Boy!
Want a slice of this fish!'

And Abra said,
'No. Chocolate Cake's my dish.'







Abracadabra
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A flash of blue wing feathers
doth not a Shakespeare make
but all might be forgiven
for a slice of chocolate cake

Grace
IDryad
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Bad moon rising
someone's house
is on fire

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