For the love of Minimal
Kin
Kinastarte
Joined 23rd Sep 2024
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Kinastarte
Strange Creature
Forum Posts: 1
Yet a Reaper wont dare to peek
For a man's dream is greater than a feek.
For a man's dream is greater than a feek.
Grace
IDryad
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IDryad
Tyrant of Words
126
Joined 25th Aug 2011Forum Posts: 16953
peep not from high
but share with the humble
but share with the humble
ajay
Forum Posts: 1945
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 1945
A slice of pie
for the starving tramp,
and a silver sixpenny piece
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3487
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3487
alco brain surgeon's cold cuts a hit at the end of the rainbow before blind one eyed butler finally tickle freed from keyhole drama after no newts is good newts god squad unicycle circus revelation that in an unaired episode officer byrd blushed and broke wind screaming damn those donuts you shoulda heard sugar bear last night ripping up here comes honey boo boo
Grace
IDryad
Forum Posts: 16953
IDryad
Tyrant of Words
126
Joined 25th Aug 2011Forum Posts: 16953
paging Dr Pete
its an emergency
its an emergency
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3487
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3487
Deadline Daisy thinks I'm crazy
but my stories ain't worth telling
so I make em up to fill my cup
and hope they seem compelling
but my stories ain't worth telling
so I make em up to fill my cup
and hope they seem compelling
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3487
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3487
A hack from Timbuktu
kept a byline in her shoe
and when no-one was looking
she pasted it with glue
kept a byline in her shoe
and when no-one was looking
she pasted it with glue
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3487
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3487
The editor was blind
and he couldn't read her mind
so every story in the paper
got writ by you know who
and he couldn't read her mind
so every story in the paper
got writ by you know who
ajay
Forum Posts: 1945
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 1945
NEWSFLASH!
Murderer Claims He Didn't Do It!
Judge Calls Him A Lying Twat!
Sends Him Down For Fifty Years!
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3487
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3487
FLASH EXTRA
All charges dropped and twat murderer freed
after alleged victim rose from dead
to appear in zombie edition of Strictly
All charges dropped and twat murderer freed
after alleged victim rose from dead
to appear in zombie edition of Strictly
ajay
Forum Posts: 1945
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 1945
Come dancing
is the beginning of Life
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3487
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3487
ajay
Forum Posts: 1945
Dangerous Mind
2
Joined 21st Mar 2023 Forum Posts: 1945
The Mermaid
with her fishy tale
came ridin' by
on Willie the Whale
and saw Abracadabra
asleep on the beach,
and cried,
'Whoah! Willie! That boy's a peach!'
Then she disembarked
from Willie the Whale
and walked up to Abra
a-swishin' her tail,
and said 'Hey there, Big Boy!
Want a slice of this fish!'
And Abra said,
'No. Chocolate Cake's my dish.'
with her fishy tale
came ridin' by
on Willie the Whale
and saw Abracadabra
asleep on the beach,
and cried,
'Whoah! Willie! That boy's a peach!'
Then she disembarked
from Willie the Whale
and walked up to Abra
a-swishin' her tail,
and said 'Hey there, Big Boy!
Want a slice of this fish!'
And Abra said,
'No. Chocolate Cake's my dish.'
Abracadabra
Forum Posts: 3487
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 13th Nov 2009Forum Posts: 3487
A flash of blue wing feathers
doth not a Shakespeare make
but all might be forgiven
for a slice of chocolate cake
doth not a Shakespeare make
but all might be forgiven
for a slice of chocolate cake
Grace
IDryad
Forum Posts: 16953
IDryad
Tyrant of Words
126
Joined 25th Aug 2011Forum Posts: 16953
Bad moon rising
someone's house
is on fire
someone's house
is on fire