Hypothetically speaking.....

Nice Lana. Felt all warm and fuzzy like a bug hug! <3

The fall...out...

A solar flare
Does not compare
To the lil jag in the part of your hair

As for the divit
In your bottom lip
Well check the arch that's swayed my hip

The rasp of your voice
Makes me all moist..
I'm going home with you, there's no other choice...

You rocket me to greater heights in moral delinquency
And make me feel the need to pee very urgently
When you bump my grind with higher frequency
Causing the Calamitous to come out in me
My God you make me sound so beastly....
Did I just squeal?
I sound like a piggy!
Am I humping Secretariat?
I swear I heard a whinny....

We sound like livestock scared by thunder
And it smells something like that in the covers we are under...
How long have we been fucking...
I wonder?
My God I think I butt dialed my Mother!
We have got to stop before there are other blunders....

Jesus, I just have to comb that screwy part in your hair..
And has that thing on your lip always been there?
Your voice, please shut up!
I feel like I'm sleeping with Cher....

You know. .i think I have this thing at 4...so I've  got to get the hell out of here....!

HAHA!  Great Calamity! <3

Bump!

bumpity!

May today be the day that you climb that mountain wall.Stand up to depression and begin to let laughter rule.Toss them dark clouds away a brand new hope is here today! Let go of the morning mist walk forward towards your new life filled with endless bliss. 🌈🌷🕶

Thank you all for your indulgences, really. They were all great entries! love to you all xo ~ML <3

Composed ... Congrats!

Thank you, Lady, for hosting such a fun comp!