Poetry competition CLOSED 15th November 2016 10:45pm
WINNER
drone
drone
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socially relevant dialogue
I'll start with a gender issue (no surprise)..
...toilet seat, up or down....
WOMAN.. Honey, you left the toilet seat up again...
MAN.. Yeah I know...
W..What do you mean you know?
M..I've been thinking about how you want things to be more fair around the house and I'm being fair about the toilet seat...
W..what are you talking about, how can not putting the seat down for me be fair?
M..well if I lift the seat up to pee and then put it down when I'm done, then I touched it twice, and you not at all. So if I leave it up and you put down we both touch it once. That seems fair...
...toilet seat, up or down....
WOMAN.. Honey, you left the toilet seat up again...
MAN.. Yeah I know...
W..What do you mean you know?
M..I've been thinking about how you want things to be more fair around the house and I'm being fair about the toilet seat...
W..what are you talking about, how can not putting the seat down for me be fair?
M..well if I lift the seat up to pee and then put it down when I'm done, then I touched it twice, and you not at all. So if I leave it up and you put down we both touch it once. That seems fair...
Hillary supporter: I don't care that she's a selfish criminal, she's better than Trump!
Trump supporter: I don't care that he's a narcissistic disgusting excuse for a human being and will pretty much preside in exactly the same way Hillary would, he's got the R after his name!
Gary Johnson supporter: I don't care that he's a big government Democrat calling himself a libertarian, he wants to make pot legal and I'm too hip to admit I'm really kinda fine with Hillary.
Trump supporter: I don't care that he's a narcissistic disgusting excuse for a human being and will pretty much preside in exactly the same way Hillary would, he's got the R after his name!
Gary Johnson supporter: I don't care that he's a big government Democrat calling himself a libertarian, he wants to make pot legal and I'm too hip to admit I'm really kinda fine with Hillary.
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