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LobodeSanPedro
Tyrant of Words
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A guy named DONALD who says some GOOFY things to support his MICKY MOUSE ideas is proving he's no more than a LYIN' KING.  Just cause he married a PRINCESS and keeps her in a tower with a wall around it doesn't make him qualified to do what's right.  He's got some HIGH HOPES if he thinks he can WISH UPON A STAR and become president.  He surely forgets ...
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE includes everybody.

LobodeSanPedro
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LobodeSanPedro said:A guy named DONALD who says some GOOFY things to support his MICKY MOUSE ideas is proving he's no more than a LYIN' KING.  Just cause he married a PRINCESS and keeps her in a tower with a wall around it doesn't make him qualified to do what's right.  He's got some HIGH HOPES if he thinks he can WISH UPON A STAR and become president.  He surely forgets ...
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE includes everybody.


Retort: I'm all for THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, but if a guy looks like ALADIN, you better believe he's walking through a metal detector before he enters my circle.

America, BE PREPARED for A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

snugglebuck
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Wonderful thoughts to live by.

snugglebuck
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Astyanax said:http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c159/furness/The%20flag_zpsseit9ufg.png

"Give us your money, not your opinions"



Certainly is a lot of that going around.

snugglebuck
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chump said:communism is the sequel to pretending we are equal

And equal we're not.  Great slogan, and short enough to put on a pin button.

But the next time you bring a bottle of beer to class, bring enough for everyone.

snugglebuck
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LobodeSanPedro said:Black lives do matter, especially during the playoffs.  
Win baby, win!


The wall works! Look at China, they all look alike and speak the same language.  
One wall. One nation. One people.


Thanks lobo for your contribution.  I think I'll post them on that wall.

snugglebuck
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calamitygin said:If you menstruate, I will plug your hole...because I know how!
Hillary Clinton


Oh dear me, this one could get me in a lot of trouble.  

SatansSperm
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I came up with this one when Gore was prez.....every vote does what ?

snugglebuck
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calamitygin said:Miss Represent a pageant.....there will be hell toupee! (Unless i can fuck you)
Donald Trump


Now this is damn funny.
         

snugglebuck
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LobodeSanPedro said:

This whole election campaign is pain sakingly hysterical ... The kind of a laughter that may have us all choking in the end I fear though.


I t does smack a bit of Disney, and a whole lot of Loony Toons .

snugglebuck
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rabbitquest said:Make America GREEEEEAAAAAAT!
  -Toni Tiger


Very good Rabbit.

snugglebuck
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MadameLavender said:Election 2016:  When even God does a face-palm, there is no right choice.....

"Eeeny, meeney, miney moe,
this election's like Whack-A-Mole.
Bang a bloke upon his crown,
more idiots pop up, when one goes down.
It's outta control, whoever wins
will kick our nation in the shins,
so spin the barrel like Russian Roulette--
it doesn't matter who we get
it's just another reality show,
for America's ratings to tank and blow.
Dennis DeYoung's words were true,
when Styx belted out 'Suite Madame Blue';
have a listen, then you'll know--
eeney, meeney, miney, moe..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGXYiIDTPDI



Well done Madam.  

snugglebuck
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All fine entries.  Putting political passions aside, and judging as to what would constitutes a political slogan, the award goes to chump.

MadameLavender
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Congrats Chump & thanks for hosting, Snug!

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