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Posted: 9th May 2016 9:13am
LobodeSanPedro
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A guy named DONALD who says some GOOFY things to support his MICKY MOUSE ideas is proving he's no more than a LYIN' KING.  Just cause he married a PRINCESS and keeps her in a tower with a wall around it doesn't make him qualified to do what's right.  He's got some HIGH HOPES if he thinks he can WISH UPON A STAR and become president.  He surely forgets ...
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE includes everybody.

Posted: 9th May 2016 12:19pm
LobodeSanPedro
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LobodeSanPedro said:A guy named DONALD who says some GOOFY things to support his MICKY MOUSE ideas is proving he's no more than a LYIN' KING.  Just cause he married a PRINCESS and keeps her in a tower with a wall around it doesn't make him qualified to do what's right.  He's got some HIGH HOPES if he thinks he can WISH UPON A STAR and become president.  He surely forgets ...
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE includes everybody.

Retort: I'm all for THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, but if a guy looks like ALADIN, you better believe he's walking through a metal detector before he enters my circle.

America, BE PREPARED for A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:19am
snugglebuck
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Wonderful thoughts to live by.

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:21am
snugglebuck
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Astyanax said:http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c159/furness/The%20flag_zpsseit9ufg.png

"Give us your money, not your opinions"


Certainly is a lot of that going around.

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:23am
snugglebuck
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chump said:communism is the sequel to pretending we are equal

And equal we're not.  Great slogan, and short enough to put on a pin button.

But the next time you bring a bottle of beer to class, bring enough for everyone.

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:25am
snugglebuck
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LobodeSanPedro said:Black lives do matter, especially during the playoffs.  
Win baby, win!


The wall works! Look at China, they all look alike and speak the same language.  
One wall. One nation. One people.

Thanks lobo for your contribution.  I think I'll post them on that wall.

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:27am
snugglebuck
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calamitygin said:If you menstruate, I will plug your hole...because I know how!
Hillary Clinton

Oh dear me, this one could get me in a lot of trouble.  

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:27am
SatansSperm
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I came up with this one when Gore was prez.....every vote does what ?

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:28am
snugglebuck
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calamitygin said:Miss Represent a pageant.....there will be hell toupee! (Unless i can fuck you)
Donald Trump

Now this is damn funny.
         

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:31am
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LobodeSanPedro said:

This whole election campaign is pain sakingly hysterical ... The kind of a laughter that may have us all choking in the end I fear though.

I t does smack a bit of Disney, and a whole lot of Loony Toons .

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:32am
snugglebuck
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rabbitquest said:Make America GREEEEEAAAAAAT!
  -Toni Tiger

Very good Rabbit.

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:34am
snugglebuck
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Well done Madam.  

Posted: 10th May 2016 3:40am
snugglebuck
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All fine entries.  Putting political passions aside, and judging as to what would constitutes a political slogan, the award goes to chump.

Posted: 10th May 2016 12:40pm
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