Poetry competition CLOSED 13th December 2015 8:27pm
WINNER
ThePiper
ThePiper
Malapropisms and limericks: naughty bidness
Poetry Contest Description
Write a short, wild naughty limerick preferably using a Malapropism
My friend Satanssperm and i will be hosting and judging.
Try to give a whole verse or expand the story like my example!
Or...give me several one liners in one entry...
No more than 3 entries..remember brief...
You may do several short ones in one entry!
mal·a·prop·ism
\ˈma-lə-ˌprä-ˌpi-zəm\
noun
: an amusing error that occurs when a person mistakenly uses a word that sounds like another word but that has a very different meaning
Ex..instead of "If at first you not succeed, try try again"
If at first you don't frickasee fry fry a
hen
If you are using Malapropism, please include the original at the bottom..in case i, or another reader can't tell what it is!
Thanks!
Origin
Mrs. Malaprop, character noted for her misuse of words in R. B. Sheridan's comedy The Rivals (1775)
First Use: 1849
Looking for naughty..wild and silly..
Make me laugh and get creative!
These should be short!
Try to give a whole verse or expand the story like my example!
Or...give me several one liners in one entry...
No more than 3 entries..remember brief...
You may do several short ones in one entry!
mal·a·prop·ism
\ˈma-lə-ˌprä-ˌpi-zəm\
noun
: an amusing error that occurs when a person mistakenly uses a word that sounds like another word but that has a very different meaning
Ex..instead of "If at first you not succeed, try try again"
If at first you don't frickasee fry fry a
hen
If you are using Malapropism, please include the original at the bottom..in case i, or another reader can't tell what it is!
Thanks!
Origin
Mrs. Malaprop, character noted for her misuse of words in R. B. Sheridan's comedy The Rivals (1775)
First Use: 1849
Looking for naughty..wild and silly..
Make me laugh and get creative!
These should be short!
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From the prase: the straw that broke the camels back
A silly ol' cum kind Hillbilly squaw loves her camel tooo much rhyme...or Mrs.Malaprop's words go terribly wrong!!
The squaw that stroked the camel's sack had finally dun herself in.
She looked into the eyes of the beast,
and became powerful frightened of his wicked grin!
Oh Holy Moly how that one stroke too far had engorged his needed hump....
She saw her touch had unleashed a devlish urge and swallowed hard with a lump..
Swollen from lust..
And in need of a thrust...
He pawed his hooves at the ground..
Never in her short sqaw life had she heard anything snortin such a hellacious sound!
Then she saw the enormous size
of the thing she had rized..
And the camal hocked a big ol spit..
The sweet lil thang Cherokee hollered, and her mocassins took her off lickety split..
He came chargin right behind her, bound and determined, nostrils round n aflared..
Man! You should have seen that purty lil squaw runnin, by gawd she was ascared!!!
For my Kitty Kat and favorite grinnin bloke..blocat..love you for your efforts at makin me giggle. Eternal luvs and hugz!
From the prase: the straw that broke the camels back
A silly ol' cum kind Hillbilly squaw loves her camel tooo much rhyme...or Mrs.Malaprop's words go terribly wrong!!
The squaw that stroked the camel's sack had finally dun herself in.
She looked into the eyes of the beast,
and became powerful frightened of his wicked grin!
Oh Holy Moly how that one stroke too far had engorged his needed hump....
She saw her touch had unleashed a devlish urge and swallowed hard with a lump..
Swollen from lust..
And in need of a thrust...
He pawed his hooves at the ground..
Never in her short sqaw life had she heard anything snortin such a hellacious sound!
Then she saw the enormous size
of the thing she had rized..
And the camal hocked a big ol spit..
The sweet lil thang Cherokee hollered, and her mocassins took her off lickety split..
He came chargin right behind her, bound and determined, nostrils round n aflared..
Man! You should have seen that purty lil squaw runnin, by gawd she was ascared!!!
For my Kitty Kat and favorite grinnin bloke..blocat..love you for your efforts at makin me giggle. Eternal luvs and hugz!
