Poetry competition CLOSED 3rd December 2015 7:10am
WINNER
HadesRising
HadesRising
RUNNERS-UP:
LobodeSanPedro
and snugglebuck
.Coldhearted Holiday Haikus.
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
. . .haikus that make you feel angry, bitter, envious, evil. . .just plain old Grinch~ish due to a dysfunctional family, a broken heart, a betrayal, etc. etc. . . .5~7~5 is the [haiku] count. . .No Entry Max. . .One Week to Enter. . .Have Fun!. . .
red bowed bloody knife
your severed dick in stocking ~
Merry X~mas, Cheater
Anonymous
Thirteen days Christmas
My true, screwed love dumped on me
thirteen flytrap plants
twelve enema straws
eleven haunted croc heads
ten mules a-braying
nine inch nail caltrops
eight big buffalo brick bombs
seven burlap hoes
Six bill collectors
five old shredded catgut strings
four mad scarab bugs
three tar spit henchmen
two iron pipe-toting thugs
Red Ryder B B
in me.
My true, screwed love dumped on me
thirteen flytrap plants
twelve enema straws
eleven haunted croc heads
ten mules a-braying
nine inch nail caltrops
eight big buffalo brick bombs
seven burlap hoes
Six bill collectors
five old shredded catgut strings
four mad scarab bugs
three tar spit henchmen
two iron pipe-toting thugs
Red Ryder B B
in me.
Santa or Satan?
I can never decide which
Fat bastard you are
A sick pedophile
With a carnivorous herd
Travels the cold night
Those eager children
Burn with anticipation
And their innocence
Know not the horrors
Of jolly red Kris Kringle
When he comes for you
Relish in the screams
Rent from unsuspecting lips
Lashed across their backs
Kringle or Krampus
Perhaps we will never know
' Til he comes for us
I can never decide which
Fat bastard you are
A sick pedophile
With a carnivorous herd
Travels the cold night
Those eager children
Burn with anticipation
And their innocence
Know not the horrors
Of jolly red Kris Kringle
When he comes for you
Relish in the screams
Rent from unsuspecting lips
Lashed across their backs
Kringle or Krampus
Perhaps we will never know
' Til he comes for us
Bitch, bitch, ho ho ho
You've been a naughty fuckhole
Sucking reindeer cocks
Christmas shines above
Professional on your back
Ass down and tits up
Waiting on Saint Dick
To blow his nog on your face
It drips from your chin
His member jingles
With bells strung around his balls
Leaves you a cream pie
"Hoes, Hoes, Hoes, bitch, bitch
Merry Christmas to all my
Naughty little nymphs!"
You've been a naughty fuckhole
Sucking reindeer cocks
Christmas shines above
Professional on your back
Ass down and tits up
Waiting on Saint Dick
To blow his nog on your face
It drips from your chin
His member jingles
With bells strung around his balls
Leaves you a cream pie
"Hoes, Hoes, Hoes, bitch, bitch
Merry Christmas to all my
Naughty little nymphs!"
