Poetry competition CLOSED 25th November 2015 5:13am
WINNER
blocat
blocat
RUNNERS-UP:
case28
and calamitygin
Sexy Laugh
Urgent Appeal
'Please donate your clothes and shoes'
Earthquake victims in need.
Thus read the message on the clothing bank.
A queue had formed I joined the back,
Most folks had brought their castoffs
Others donated what they'd takenoff
Next to me was a young woman
We were the last to reach the bin
She smiled and started to strip
Putting all of her clothes into the tip
Stark naked she turned to me
'That's how it is done, do you agree'
Not to be outdone by this miss
My clothes soon were in the abyss
The two of us were an unusual sight
Her tanned slim body was like a sprite
Whilst my pale and wrinkled skin
Would be bound to raise a broad grin.
'Where do we go from here?'
'Come to my flat it is quite near'
Both naked we walked to her abode
People stared as we walked up the road.
Once in her flat she turned to me
'How would you like a nice cup of tea?'
I'd never before had tea in the nude
Not that I am much of a prude
She seemed relaxed at being undressed
She made me feel welcome as her guest
We became quite relaxed over our tea
Friendly and intimate to a degree.
She then turned to me ; it's strange to relate
She asked if we could sexually mate
I explained that it was many a year
Since I last used my sexual gear.
We soon decided to give it a go
She knelt down so she could blow
Very soon to my surprise
Her touches got it to rise
She then lay down with legs apart
We were ready for a proper start
A gentle entry to her passage
Back and forth, intimate massage.
Half an hour of heavenly bliss
Orgasms and a romantic kiss
We slept in each others arms
Enjoying all the sensual charms.
There is a moral to this story
Those who can expect the greatest glory
Are those who give to those in distress
All they have and not less
'Please donate your clothes and shoes'
Earthquake victims in need.
Thus read the message on the clothing bank.
A queue had formed I joined the back,
Most folks had brought their castoffs
Others donated what they'd takenoff
Next to me was a young woman
We were the last to reach the bin
She smiled and started to strip
Putting all of her clothes into the tip
Stark naked she turned to me
'That's how it is done, do you agree'
Not to be outdone by this miss
My clothes soon were in the abyss
The two of us were an unusual sight
Her tanned slim body was like a sprite
Whilst my pale and wrinkled skin
Would be bound to raise a broad grin.
'Where do we go from here?'
'Come to my flat it is quite near'
Both naked we walked to her abode
People stared as we walked up the road.
Once in her flat she turned to me
'How would you like a nice cup of tea?'
I'd never before had tea in the nude
Not that I am much of a prude
She seemed relaxed at being undressed
She made me feel welcome as her guest
We became quite relaxed over our tea
Friendly and intimate to a degree.
She then turned to me ; it's strange to relate
She asked if we could sexually mate
I explained that it was many a year
Since I last used my sexual gear.
We soon decided to give it a go
She knelt down so she could blow
Very soon to my surprise
Her touches got it to rise
She then lay down with legs apart
We were ready for a proper start
A gentle entry to her passage
Back and forth, intimate massage.
Half an hour of heavenly bliss
Orgasms and a romantic kiss
We slept in each others arms
Enjoying all the sensual charms.
There is a moral to this story
Those who can expect the greatest glory
Are those who give to those in distress
All they have and not less
THE RABBIT
toys?
i say,
he smiles
"it will be fun"
and so we go
to the sex store.
the clerk knows my name.
i smile.
i know what i want.
Glad he is always up for something new .
i try to play coy,
he is at the
counter with a new little gadget.
"go on out to the car, baby, I'll be there in a sec."
what a grin.
we know each
other so well.
and then, i
see it.
12 inches, 8 speeds,3 rotating
directions,
waterproof,swirling beads,
rabbit on the side 4 and a half inches long,
the ears,
designed to
stimulate your clit.
perfect!
home.
he shows me what he bought,
a 6 inch dildo.
i am not impressed.
"what did you get then?"
i unveil my
purchase.
is that shock i see on his face?
"you said this will be the first
time."
"it is."
i answer.
"alright then, let's do this!"
he leers at me.
i'm excited and a little scared,
i wasn't lying.
in bed.
his cock,
deep inside of me.
the vibrator lying next to us,
forgotten.
he knows exactly how to make me cum.
each thrust deeper, longer,harder,
holding my wrists with one hand,
pinning me to the
bed.
each stroke bringing me closer.
i swivel my hips from side to side.
my legs open as far as i can
manage,
my pussy,
soaking wet.
i'm cumming,
"oh god!"
waves of pleasure,
each
one longer,
i'm screaming.
agony!
the rabbit is jammed into my ass.
he's panting.
"relax."
i try.
i can't.
"please," i murmer
"it feels like i have to go to the bathroom."
he slides it out.
"alright."
oh sweet relief.
he flips me over,
on top.
i'm riding him.
slowly.
his hands ,
gripping my thighs.
pulling me into him.
faster.
i feel him start to tense up.
my ass burns.
"oh shit!"
he's screaming .
faster.
fingers digging into me,
biting.
"shit!"
he's
clenching me.
"stop!"
he is
covered in it.
from his waist to his ankles.
it's on the bed,
on his pants.
they bunch up around his shoes.
i look around,
i start to cry.
he picks me up,
half-stumbles, half-hops.
shower.
he climbs in with me,
warm water.
kisses my tears away.
i turn.
soap.
peering up at him.
he laughs.
"fuck it, let's finish!"
i love him.
toys?
i say,
he smiles
"it will be fun"
and so we go
to the sex store.
the clerk knows my name.
i smile.
i know what i want.
Glad he is always up for something new .
i try to play coy,
he is at the
counter with a new little gadget.
"go on out to the car, baby, I'll be there in a sec."
what a grin.
we know each
other so well.
and then, i
see it.
12 inches, 8 speeds,3 rotating
directions,
waterproof,swirling beads,
rabbit on the side 4 and a half inches long,
the ears,
designed to
stimulate your clit.
perfect!
home.
he shows me what he bought,
a 6 inch dildo.
i am not impressed.
"what did you get then?"
i unveil my
purchase.
is that shock i see on his face?
"you said this will be the first
time."
"it is."
i answer.
"alright then, let's do this!"
he leers at me.
i'm excited and a little scared,
i wasn't lying.
in bed.
his cock,
deep inside of me.
the vibrator lying next to us,
forgotten.
he knows exactly how to make me cum.
each thrust deeper, longer,harder,
holding my wrists with one hand,
pinning me to the
bed.
each stroke bringing me closer.
i swivel my hips from side to side.
my legs open as far as i can
manage,
my pussy,
soaking wet.
i'm cumming,
"oh god!"
waves of pleasure,
each
one longer,
i'm screaming.
agony!
the rabbit is jammed into my ass.
he's panting.
"relax."
i try.
i can't.
"please," i murmer
"it feels like i have to go to the bathroom."
he slides it out.
"alright."
oh sweet relief.
he flips me over,
on top.
i'm riding him.
slowly.
his hands ,
gripping my thighs.
pulling me into him.
faster.
i feel him start to tense up.
my ass burns.
"oh shit!"
he's screaming .
faster.
fingers digging into me,
biting.
"shit!"
he's
clenching me.
"stop!"
he is
covered in it.
from his waist to his ankles.
it's on the bed,
on his pants.
they bunch up around his shoes.
i look around,
i start to cry.
he picks me up,
half-stumbles, half-hops.
shower.
he climbs in with me,
warm water.
kisses my tears away.
i turn.
soap.
peering up at him.
he laughs.
"fuck it, let's finish!"
i love him.
SKIN FLAKES
He’s a twisted bastard. I awake, his legs on my shoulder’s. His cock in my face
“Suck It!” Pressing hard against my mouth. One exploratory lick.
“Take a fucking shower, It’s been three fucking days!” odor of sweat, cum, my own pussy.
“Suck my cock you dirty bitch” Shaking my head no. He pins me down completely. He begins to stroke it, rubbing it against my mouth.
“Cum in… my mouth” I tease.
He rubs even faster now. I can feel it as he cums, warm, wet, sticky. I lick my lips, sweet and slightly salty at the same time. It drips down my face, off my neck, pooling on my neck and chest. I turn on the fan. Completely still, saying nothing, plotting revenge. He’s in the kitchen.
“You mad, baby?”
“No babe, of course not“
He pours the milk in his cereal. Getting up, I walk to the kitchen. The spunk, dried now, is flaking off, like skin after a bad sunburn. I scrape it off with my nails. He’s getting his spoon. I sprinkle it on the top of his cereal. He digs in, after 3 or 4 bites, I’m laughing so fucking hard i have to tell him.
“You sick fucking bitch!”
He finishes the bowl.
“I love You!” and tries to kiss me.
I run.
He’s a twisted bastard. I awake, his legs on my shoulder’s. His cock in my face
“Suck It!” Pressing hard against my mouth. One exploratory lick.
“Take a fucking shower, It’s been three fucking days!” odor of sweat, cum, my own pussy.
“Suck my cock you dirty bitch” Shaking my head no. He pins me down completely. He begins to stroke it, rubbing it against my mouth.
“Cum in… my mouth” I tease.
He rubs even faster now. I can feel it as he cums, warm, wet, sticky. I lick my lips, sweet and slightly salty at the same time. It drips down my face, off my neck, pooling on my neck and chest. I turn on the fan. Completely still, saying nothing, plotting revenge. He’s in the kitchen.
“You mad, baby?”
“No babe, of course not“
He pours the milk in his cereal. Getting up, I walk to the kitchen. The spunk, dried now, is flaking off, like skin after a bad sunburn. I scrape it off with my nails. He’s getting his spoon. I sprinkle it on the top of his cereal. He digs in, after 3 or 4 bites, I’m laughing so fucking hard i have to tell him.
“You sick fucking bitch!”
He finishes the bowl.
“I love You!” and tries to kiss me.
I run.
Okay ... Sorry for the delay ... I had too much holiday cheer which left me passed out in a red & white Hawaiian shirt on my daughter's couch (two nights in a row ... don't judge me, just the poetry please) ... Nonetheless here are the results as voted on by the six judges ... Scoring was as follows: 10 to 1st, 9 to 2nd, and 8 to 3rd.
Judging was done by RevolutionAL, Rain1courtel, Lena-Underneath, crowfly, stuckinahardplace (Taryn), and KateA.
Their comments and scores are listed randomly to help maintain integrity within.
I don't vote.
1. Blocat - 47
2. Case28 - 39
3. Calamitygin - 18
If you discover an error in my scoring ... Lemme know ... I suck at math.
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1. Blocat's "A Soft Inch In the Middle." He tells an hilarious story and manages a strong rhyme scheme, rhythm and structure as back up. He clearly worked hard on this and it paid off.
2. Calamity's "Tin Blues in Oz." A fine send up of the "Wizard." I'm a sucker for new twists on treasured tales.
3. BoFantastic's "Fisted." This is brutal, funny and to the point. Bo knows how to keep it tight.
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When I read this, I envision the writes to be sexy with just a hint of comedy.
There were many great writes but most had too much comedy for my taste, which voided the sexiness, in my opinion.
Here are my favorites
Case 28 – fellatio at the fridge
Todski28 – Nothing beats a coke
Jade-Pandora – Sex Kitten and the Geek
If I had to pick honorable mention:
Blocat – a soft inch in the middle
and
DevlinDLC - .badZombie.
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A Soft Inch in The Middle - Blocat
2 Fellatio at the Fridge - Case28
3 Bad Zombie - Devlin
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case...what can I say about the man...the intellectual woman's pinup... when I first read this poem of his I couldn't stop laughing
My main criteria was that it make me laugh and all 3 of these did more than the others though a SPECIAL MENTION needs to go to craic...loved his poem though there was not enough sexual content...;)
1 fellatio at the fridge case28
2 tin blues in oz calamitygin
3 soft inch in the middle blocat
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1- Blocats "Soft Inch In the Middle"
2- Devlin - short poem, hilarious, hot, clever
3- "Sex Kitten" by Jade
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I'm definitely leaning towards loving Alexanda Case's piece...
It's well written
funny
and
not complete Crass.
But Tornado, Blocat and Eamon both have exceptional writes, though Eamon kinda ruins it with sayin it doesn't fit.
In terms of newbie and some space, although it's short and sweet that Cheesa dude is really funny!
So my vote goes
1. Case
2. Blocat / Tornado (Flip a coin... )
3. Cheesa
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Judging was done by RevolutionAL, Rain1courtel, Lena-Underneath, crowfly, stuckinahardplace (Taryn), and KateA.
Their comments and scores are listed randomly to help maintain integrity within.
I don't vote.
1. Blocat - 47
2. Case28 - 39
3. Calamitygin - 18
If you discover an error in my scoring ... Lemme know ... I suck at math.
-------------------------------------------------
1. Blocat's "A Soft Inch In the Middle." He tells an hilarious story and manages a strong rhyme scheme, rhythm and structure as back up. He clearly worked hard on this and it paid off.
2. Calamity's "Tin Blues in Oz." A fine send up of the "Wizard." I'm a sucker for new twists on treasured tales.
3. BoFantastic's "Fisted." This is brutal, funny and to the point. Bo knows how to keep it tight.
-------------------------------------------------
When I read this, I envision the writes to be sexy with just a hint of comedy.
There were many great writes but most had too much comedy for my taste, which voided the sexiness, in my opinion.
Here are my favorites
Case 28 – fellatio at the fridge
Todski28 – Nothing beats a coke
Jade-Pandora – Sex Kitten and the Geek
If I had to pick honorable mention:
Blocat – a soft inch in the middle
and
DevlinDLC - .badZombie.
-------------------------------------------------
A Soft Inch in The Middle - Blocat
2 Fellatio at the Fridge - Case28
3 Bad Zombie - Devlin
------------------------------------------------
case...what can I say about the man...the intellectual woman's pinup... when I first read this poem of his I couldn't stop laughing
My main criteria was that it make me laugh and all 3 of these did more than the others though a SPECIAL MENTION needs to go to craic...loved his poem though there was not enough sexual content...;)
1 fellatio at the fridge case28
2 tin blues in oz calamitygin
3 soft inch in the middle blocat
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1- Blocats "Soft Inch In the Middle"
2- Devlin - short poem, hilarious, hot, clever
3- "Sex Kitten" by Jade
------------------------------------------------
I'm definitely leaning towards loving Alexanda Case's piece...
It's well written
funny
and
not complete Crass.
But Tornado, Blocat and Eamon both have exceptional writes, though Eamon kinda ruins it with sayin it doesn't fit.
In terms of newbie and some space, although it's short and sweet that Cheesa dude is really funny!
So my vote goes
1. Case
2. Blocat / Tornado (Flip a coin... )
3. Cheesa
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This is such an honor! Kitty kats (Blocat) so deserved this win!
Case, i loved your piece!
And there were sooo many great entries. Im as proud of this runner up as i was for most my firsts! Thanks Lobo..thanks to the judge's especially the ones who dug mine lol
The many entries for this show we really need a humorous category on DU
Congrats to all!!!
Case, i loved your piece!
And there were sooo many great entries. Im as proud of this runner up as i was for most my firsts! Thanks Lobo..thanks to the judge's especially the ones who dug mine lol
The many entries for this show we really need a humorous category on DU
Congrats to all!!!
calamitygin said:This is such an honor! Kitty kats (Blocat) so deserved this win!
Case, i loved your piece!
And there were sooo many great entries. Im as proud of this runner up as i was for most my firsts! Thanks Lobo..thanks to the judge's especially the ones who dug mine lol
The many entries for this show we really need a humorous category on DU
Congrats to all!!!
And the results, the total turnout of this competition, could be a solid way to petition for just that -a new category yes, let's do it! How, how do we do it, I'm still pretty green here, like what, not quite three weeks lol! And congratulations to you Jen-luv-luv, and the others (what were your names again?? J/K!! lol... And thank you Lobo on a great comp!
Case, i loved your piece!
And there were sooo many great entries. Im as proud of this runner up as i was for most my firsts! Thanks Lobo..thanks to the judge's especially the ones who dug mine lol
The many entries for this show we really need a humorous category on DU
Congrats to all!!!
And the results, the total turnout of this competition, could be a solid way to petition for just that -a new category yes, let's do it! How, how do we do it, I'm still pretty green here, like what, not quite three weeks lol! And congratulations to you Jen-luv-luv, and the others (what were your names again?? J/K!! lol... And thank you Lobo on a great comp!
enjoyed reading all these entries. must echo the sentiments t'wards the winners. well done Blocat, Case and the Hillbilly and indeed everyone who entered.
cheers, for the opportunity Lobo and cheers for the mentions from the judges. I have a habit of parking stuff on comps. knocked that one up at the studio as a pilot for an idea. ...management gave mixed reactions so dunno
cheers, for the opportunity Lobo and cheers for the mentions from the judges. I have a habit of parking stuff on comps. knocked that one up at the studio as a pilot for an idea. ...management gave mixed reactions so dunno
Anonymous
To The Judges. . .I am Honored that I was mentioned
. . .So Thank You. . . Lobo. . .You are a true Poet. . .'Hawaiian shirts & passing out on your daughter's couch'. . .now that's fucking poetic; you need nothing. . .just the air that you breathe, an open animated mind, one great pen/or keyboard and somewhere to crash when it's been written & done. . .Salud, hombre!. . .~Devlin.
