Sexy Laugh

Write something titliatting yet has overtures of comedy as well.

Two weeks.

New writes.

Collaborations welcome.

Any style or length.

Sexy, and funny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2jUh-IHwPiU

Please Hurt Me I Like It


What rhymes with PLEASE
I am not the one to tease
As I go into my striptease
I’m the queen of all things sleaze
Take my breasts and roughly squeeze
Fuck me when I’m on my knees

What rhymes with HURT
With foreplay please be curt
When your ripping of my skirt
Talk to me like I am dirt
Jam your cock, a forced insert
Spank my ass before you spurt

What rhymes with ME
Hurt me, hurt me is my plea
Slap me harder and with glee
Take me on a violent spree
Golden shower, I’ll drink your pee

What rhymes with I
Wrists and ankles you can tie
You can even black my eye
Don’t wait for moist just fuck me dry
Strangulation gets me high
Choke me till I almost die

What rhymes with LIKE
Ride roughly like a bike
There is nothing I dislike
Punch or slap, kick or strike
Fuck me with a metal spike
I’m anything but ladylike

What rhymes with IT?
bite me harder on the tit
on your cock I’ll gladly spit
Ride me hard and never quit
Treat me like a piece of shit
PLEASE HURT ME, I LIKE IT!

David ... Hilarious! and uhm ... Cheeky! The second stanza made me chuckle ... Thanks for kicking this off!

whiteboy

you fear letting me go,
fix your collar
so you look the role.
you fit so perfectly
with them perty lil white rich folk...
i'd think you were one,
if you didn't fuck me so ghetto.

a whole new meaning to fucking over


i lick your fingertips,
trace my tongue down your sides
- to your hips -
get ready to unzip
and bend,
but i never get there
because just as i begin to tilt...
its over!?!?!
so thats why you caught me with him,
if you must know.
i know i can be
the perfect slut,
but in this case
it was just you who sucked
which is why its fucking over.

Wow.. the blunt truth to Alot of males.

hahaha. yup yup.

Oh mih Gawd David..dying..sides hurt..that was so funny and a great parody of so many writes down here..think a couple of mine included lol great comp Lobo!! Will be back soon!

Oldies But Goodies

they were deep into a dark night
the clock radio crooning low
solid gold hits from a generation
these two appreciate and know

the perfect oldie
at the perfect time
found them spooned
like windblown mimes

bass line vibrated her from dreams
money maker shaking on some dance floor
from the first time he watched her
he knew that shimmy would lead to much more

she pushed into him
and did a lil shake
adding a lil twirl
checking if he was awake

something had aroused his attention
sensing it was way too early for work
but here she was, way past asking
and into a full fledged twerk

she reached back behind her
guiding his hand to his growing bulge
it turned her on when he touched himself
and him just awake enough to indulge

she smiled feeling his hand slip inside
releasing a moan as freedom was set
he knew the spot she liked it stuck
rubbing thru panties against her spot of wet

she groaned, saying twist my nipples
and they were off to the races
swapping spit and other bodily juices
making animal noises through their "O" faces

twisted into so many positions
it would have made a pretzel blush
they even tied their all time record:
twice they made each other gush!

neither had even noticed the song
on the radio had long ago ended
gasping breath had drowned it out
I'm telling ya, these two were winded

getting limbs untangled
required finesse and time
but it was getting near dawn
back to their monotonous grind

barely time from one quick spoon
sticky skin and sweat soaked hair
both whispering a silent prayer
that neither one ended up in intensive care....

Awesome T!!

Tin blues in OZ


I was easin on down my yellow brick road..
Skippin along..my little dawg Toto in tow.
Oh yes .and that straw brain the dumbass Scare Crow..

Then all the sudden after a scare with apple throwin mean ass trees,
I hear a sexy voice moan "Oil me!?"
And i saw this most errect shiny shimmerin man..
Wavin stiff at me an oil can..

Now I always dug a dude with lube on hand...
And i started to fantasize about his fuck filled plans..
I oiled his joints at break neck pace..
Ignorin Crows jealous cries..I yelled "Help or no Oz and no brains!"
"I hail from Kansas you nit stitch, screw home Dorothy needs to get laid!"

As his mouth loosened up i heard what I understood as "I need a hard on!"
No doubt for a second that perhaps I was wrong..
I twirled my braids and kicked my ruby shoes..
Crow wobbled away calling me a dirty cooze..
I didn't care this Tin man was bout to get used..

And damn,  you wouldn't believe the depth of wrong thought I had thought..
Tin man now could speak said "Why the blazes are you oilin my cock?!!"
I says "Well didn't you wanna screw my Tin dear?"

He says "NO! I only want a HEART! You slut.. I had dried up from my tears..."

Jen,

You are oozing with it....LOL

Tordado inspired! Lol

.bad Zombie.

the [erotic] scent
of your flesh
erects my cock ~

though I may be
just "the walking dead"
doesn't mean
I'm not up
for some head;

well. . .the taste
of your head,
anyways.

Ha! Dev, very clever double meaning! Love it...