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aarti
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Unimaginative poetry

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
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my name is deeznuts
aka walter puckett
i have been accused of trying to suck it

I pack groceries for 50 cent a bag
i'm no fag
I love the ladies...

I grew up in da hood
never wed but i could,
the thing is im half dead
I smoke to much haze
I think i'm gonna float away
one day maybe




highwaytohell
Greg
Thought Provoker
South Africa
Joined 24th Sep 2015
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Wow first off 500 points for making the most disturbing poem of Mary had a little lamb. Relax I'm just steering people in the right direction. Oh sorry about my talking shadow...It was actually used to get people to think of different topics for inspiration.

Interesting entries guys this is gonna be a hard one to judge.

Zazzles
Broomie
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highwaytohell said:Wow first off 500 points for making the most disturbing poem of Mary had a little lamb. Relax I'm just steering people in the right direction. Oh sorry about my talking shadow...It was actually used to get people to think of different topics for inspiration.

Interesting entries guys this is gonna be a hard one to judge.



This is the best Comp in a Long time I adore it!!!!

Zazzles
Broomie
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dejure said:
like some colourful things and
you know like sun and
warm feelings and
something like butterflies and
some thing is happening in my stomach
when i think of you
i'm falling in love
thats why all this
I LOVE YOU
more than suns and
moons and
stars and
the whole
universe




ROTFLMFAO!!  This is ridiculous!
I love it dejure !  

Zazzles
Broomie
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Like the quick and the dead
I am coming for you
guns blazing!

Two bullet shots
one to your dome  
and one to your cock

U pissed yourself
you stupid fuck!
you've  been branded
with death,
farwell loser
so long chuck!

I'll make the front page with pride
as I straddle my Stag and ride...  

blocat
Dangerous Mind
United Kingdom 9awards
Joined 1st Nov 2012
Forum Posts: 241

Of poets dull
Should be a cull
Followed by a lull
In Dull Lit
An' other shit
No Bull

calamitygin
Jennifer Michael McCurry
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Highway. Whats your definition of unimaginative?
And random?
I love it!  Zazzlez deeez nutz

Thing is these poems are sooo imaginative!

Zazzles
Broomie
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calamitygin said:Highway. Whats your definition of unimaginative?
And random?
I love it!  Zazzlez deeez nutz

Thing is these poems are sooo imaginative!



I think the premise for this comp is this Jen, write a poem that is ridiculous and or
just down right unskilled...
like

I feel blue
where are you
boo hoo hoo....

dejure
vick
Dangerous Mind
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he he like you said zazzles this should be an endless one lol

dejure
vick
Dangerous Mind
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i write rhymes
why i write rhymes?
i write rhymes
cuz i  like rhymes
like rhymes rhymes
with mimes n dimes
some times
in the night times
i drink limes
and write rhymes
cuz i like rhymes


Zazzles
Broomie
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dejure said:he he like you said zazzles this should be an endless one lol

Yes dejure, plus we can all write off each other too!
i just love this Idea!
((((((((HTH)))))))))))))))))) great concept brah!

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rowantree
Thought Provoker
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Roses are red,
violets are red,
someone call the fire department,
my garden is on fire

archetype23
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 5th Oct 2013
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Keep it going Zazzles, you came up with a great idea

Zazzles
Broomie
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archetype23 said:Keep it going Zazzles, you came up with a great idea
Thanks arch!

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