Zazzle's Annual Spooktacular Halloween Contest

Something Good to Eat

We’re at the door, trick or treat
Give us something good to eat
We won’t throw eggs, won’t leave stains
We just want to eat your brains.

Our party is about to start
C’mon let us taste your heart!
We’ll take a limb, we’re not picky
We'll even settle for livers and kidneys.

All dressed up, we look so cute
Bloodsuckers under kitty suits!
We’ll chew on eyes, dine on tongue
We’ll clean up a little after we’re done.

Answer it now; the doorbell is ringing
You can’t imagine the treat we are bringing
Our doggies, kitties, and pumpkins have a bite
And we all brought our appetite!

So think twice when you open the door
It may not be Kit Kats the kids are hungry for!

Silly- last pic

   HAPPY HALLOWEEN
     
I loved her
 I told her         
          
         
She gave me  
her shoulder  
          
Then turned, pulled me  
onto a boulder      

Dragged me through forest of trees  
valleys of flowers that made me sneeze        
       
After an hour,  
she still had full power
 
Dragged to  a  shack              
I saw bones and a kettle black        
          
          
She ordered me stoop        
Peel onions for soup    
       
Make a big mound      
Sit on the ground    
     
She bounced off grunting  
Soup booty hunting      
   
          
That's it!    
A makeover  
to show her beauty  
Sure to win her over     
     
She bounded back,    
birds in her sack  
    
I tried to chat    
'makeover'?    
She would have  
none of that       
               
She Waved her hand,    
Became a bat          
         
Off she flew    
Now is my chance    
Of escape  
Whew!        
     
All I could think          
was me on her plate       
         
Oh, woe is me,    
Feet will not move  
I can not  flee  
Star struck with Love  
   
Determined anew,    
I peeled those onions    
piled them high    

If I must be her meal  
then for her I will die         
    
Forever Passed by    
In one afternoon  
   
Then flapping wings  
On a Love tune           
                
         
The Onions reached up to her breast  
I had passed her Love Test            
         
She calmed me  
          
with Love    
   
she embalmed me        
   
Dear Reader,         
When it comes to true love          
We fit like a glove          
         
She swore no more eating of human remains  
It's Gruesome! the gore and blood stains  
          
from now on only whole grains    
Garnished with grasshopper brains         
         
I will live with that          
Because I'm in love    
with Vampiress Bat    
     
 

The person behind the screen
You decide to meet someone
On
Facebook
Twitter
Yahoo
or any other network

You find an interesting profile picture
Tap
Tap
Tap
Tap
Tap
You decide to say hi
Tap
Tap
Tap
The person replies
Tap
Tap
Tap
Tap
You get excited
Tap
Tap
You ask to meet the person
Tap
They reply
Tap
Tap
Meet at their place
Tap?
Tap?
Tap?
Sure it says
Tap

Little did you know
Those
Were
Your
Last
Words
As you drive to the person
As bait!

Bozo the clown

To children's parties he went
So that he could afford his rent
But truth be told
He was getting old
from those little Monsters!
They would happily squeal and pull at his hair
Things were not right
They never seemed fair
Truth be told
He truly was getting old
from those little Monsters!
One day he went home and decided to plot
but soon his plan was forgot
Finally he wrote it down
and began to smile with a frown
At each party he would make the birthday boys and girls disappear
The parents simply said "they must be near"
Little did they know
that their children would be in such woe
With a sinister and vile man
driving such a colorful van
He drove off a river bank
and so peacefully it sank
with those little Monsters!

A lot of entries to read, I always reread them all before choosing.. I will have a winner no later than this Sunday...

Zazzles think i'm as thrilled with this runner up as much or more than any comp i've done...Sammy so so great!! And everyone, what awesome fun!

Big smooch Z for the fun comp and treats for the win!
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Yvw Jennifer it was fun !

songratulations to sammy, and calamitygin and harlequin. !!!!
thanks zazzles, your concept for this comp really stretched my limits on writing. First time I wrote something sexy happy halloween guyzzz!!!!

Wow! Thank you everybody, thank you Zazzles! This was a fun competition. I am honored. There were a lot of really great poems in this one. Congratulations to calamitygin and harliequin on runner up. Great work. Happy Halloween month everybody!