Poetry competition CLOSED 15th April 2014 4:37pm
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
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The Satanic Bible
Anonymous
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Hello, it’s me Lucifer. Thank you for inviting me Dark Dreamer. I just use Snuggle Buck as a disguise. I’m nothing like that idiotic jerk. I’m certain you’ll find me a quite more handsome charming flirt. So cast off thy panties and sit at my side. And I will guide you on how to become the Devil’s bride.
I require you meet eleven qualifications, to be my ‘Queen of Eternal Damnation’.
1. Cloak yourself in the pretense of moral righteousness. Never fail to invoke God as your witness. It fools the idiots and charms the bigots.
2. Empower yourself with vanity. Self-love is an essential need of hypocrisy. “Have you ever met a poorly dressed hypocrite, especially those in conservative faith and politics?”
3. Always exploit differentness. Differentiating according to race, faith, gender and social rank, are the sharp blades needed to divide and conquer. Without hate, we cannot dominate.
4. Shame others for not taking personal responsibility. But always blame social problems on others collectively.
5. Learn to believe in the lies you tell yourself, before you can expect for other to believe in lies about you.
6. Hate the Earth. For those who will rule ‘Hell’, it has no worth.
7. Hate women. Especially if you are a woman. For all that is evil has, and always must, be falsely blamed on them.
8. Claim to be independent and free, never admit you need somebody. Just use others when you have the need, then spurn them when they can't compete.
9. Money in itself is not evil, but it is the most important tool in my toolbox. Make a lot, and stock up.
10. Constantly moralize about sex. It’s a great distraction from more important sins, like greed, gluttony and the rest.
11. Hate yourself. Self-loathing is essential in mastering the art of ‘Hate’.
And though it’s not an essential requirement, consider living a life of celibacy. For the people that have sex the least, are by far the meanest you’ll ever meet.
“Thanks for the invite. It’s time for me to reclaim possession of Snuggle Buck before he awakens in the morning light. Oh, how I do need to find a more deserving vessel for my wicked ghost. He's such an old decrepit homely host.”
I require you meet eleven qualifications, to be my ‘Queen of Eternal Damnation’.
1. Cloak yourself in the pretense of moral righteousness. Never fail to invoke God as your witness. It fools the idiots and charms the bigots.
2. Empower yourself with vanity. Self-love is an essential need of hypocrisy. “Have you ever met a poorly dressed hypocrite, especially those in conservative faith and politics?”
3. Always exploit differentness. Differentiating according to race, faith, gender and social rank, are the sharp blades needed to divide and conquer. Without hate, we cannot dominate.
4. Shame others for not taking personal responsibility. But always blame social problems on others collectively.
5. Learn to believe in the lies you tell yourself, before you can expect for other to believe in lies about you.
6. Hate the Earth. For those who will rule ‘Hell’, it has no worth.
7. Hate women. Especially if you are a woman. For all that is evil has, and always must, be falsely blamed on them.
8. Claim to be independent and free, never admit you need somebody. Just use others when you have the need, then spurn them when they can't compete.
9. Money in itself is not evil, but it is the most important tool in my toolbox. Make a lot, and stock up.
10. Constantly moralize about sex. It’s a great distraction from more important sins, like greed, gluttony and the rest.
11. Hate yourself. Self-loathing is essential in mastering the art of ‘Hate’.
And though it’s not an essential requirement, consider living a life of celibacy. For the people that have sex the least, are by far the meanest you’ll ever meet.
“Thanks for the invite. It’s time for me to reclaim possession of Snuggle Buck before he awakens in the morning light. Oh, how I do need to find a more deserving vessel for my wicked ghost. He's such an old decrepit homely host.”
Its me Lucifer, come to call again. Did I scare all other, of Dark Dreamer's suitors away?
You needn't be frighten, besides, she has enough beauty for all of us to share.
So come, Satan's minions. and lets talk shop, over a delicious Danish meal. Whilst I tutor you on some of the finer points of eternal damnation.
1. Just because the New Testament predicts our defeat on 'Judgment Day' don't accept this as a foregone conclusion. The Finale Chapter, of our epic battle with his 'Holier Then Thou' and his legions of angels, has of yet to come to volition.
2. I'm not the Nihilist everyone assumes I am. John Milton was a poet that understood me better than any other. I possess a quite romantic soul.
3.Hell isn't nearly as bad as you'd think. Nor is Heaven the place its cracked up to be. If I thought the place above the stars, was the only place an omnipotent power could dwell, I wouldn't be so happy ruling Hell.
4. I am not the only Angel that fell from Heaven. Read my story carefully. I lead a revolt of angels discontent. You may know a few. Beelzebub, Nectaire, and that wicked little bastard, Cupid!
5. "Your surprised Cupid's a fallen Angel?" Well you shouldn't be. Cupid has caused more disappointment, pain and sorrow, then all the rest of we rebels of Paradise combined. Besides, Snuggle Buck, who's form I now possess, posted a quite enlighten piece on Cupid. You should have read it!
6. Humanity loves us more then they love the Heavenly Host. If they didn't, they wouldn't be asking for, and following our advice all this time.
7. Hell is far more splendid than even Virgil in his 'Aeneid', or Dante, in his 'Inferno', described it to be. I can't wait for you all to join me for a Midnight skinny dip in the 'Lake of Fire'.
8. Just as St. Peter guards the Pearly Gates, I have centurion tend to the entrance to my exclusive gated community. Hitler, is my doorman. He screens all visitors who want to enter the 'Mouth Of Hell'.
9. Watching who comes and goes from the 'Mouth Of Hell' is quite entertaining in itself. Many are costumed as teachers, leaders and clerics. I've even witnessed a flying nun, come and go, like a 'bat out of Hell'.
10. You hear a lot of wailing, moaning and hollering emitting from the depths of Hell. And why not? This place is full of Pious Preachers and other malcontent whiners.
11. Don't be shy, any questions you have come share, here, in the sitting room of Dark Dreamer's love pad. Just make sure you bring some refreshments to share.
You needn't be frighten, besides, she has enough beauty for all of us to share.
So come, Satan's minions. and lets talk shop, over a delicious Danish meal. Whilst I tutor you on some of the finer points of eternal damnation.
1. Just because the New Testament predicts our defeat on 'Judgment Day' don't accept this as a foregone conclusion. The Finale Chapter, of our epic battle with his 'Holier Then Thou' and his legions of angels, has of yet to come to volition.
2. I'm not the Nihilist everyone assumes I am. John Milton was a poet that understood me better than any other. I possess a quite romantic soul.
3.Hell isn't nearly as bad as you'd think. Nor is Heaven the place its cracked up to be. If I thought the place above the stars, was the only place an omnipotent power could dwell, I wouldn't be so happy ruling Hell.
4. I am not the only Angel that fell from Heaven. Read my story carefully. I lead a revolt of angels discontent. You may know a few. Beelzebub, Nectaire, and that wicked little bastard, Cupid!
5. "Your surprised Cupid's a fallen Angel?" Well you shouldn't be. Cupid has caused more disappointment, pain and sorrow, then all the rest of we rebels of Paradise combined. Besides, Snuggle Buck, who's form I now possess, posted a quite enlighten piece on Cupid. You should have read it!
6. Humanity loves us more then they love the Heavenly Host. If they didn't, they wouldn't be asking for, and following our advice all this time.
7. Hell is far more splendid than even Virgil in his 'Aeneid', or Dante, in his 'Inferno', described it to be. I can't wait for you all to join me for a Midnight skinny dip in the 'Lake of Fire'.
8. Just as St. Peter guards the Pearly Gates, I have centurion tend to the entrance to my exclusive gated community. Hitler, is my doorman. He screens all visitors who want to enter the 'Mouth Of Hell'.
9. Watching who comes and goes from the 'Mouth Of Hell' is quite entertaining in itself. Many are costumed as teachers, leaders and clerics. I've even witnessed a flying nun, come and go, like a 'bat out of Hell'.
10. You hear a lot of wailing, moaning and hollering emitting from the depths of Hell. And why not? This place is full of Pious Preachers and other malcontent whiners.
11. Don't be shy, any questions you have come share, here, in the sitting room of Dark Dreamer's love pad. Just make sure you bring some refreshments to share.
Anonymous
snugglebuck said:Hello, it’s me Lucifer. Thank you for inviting me Dark Dreamer. I just use Snuggle Buck as a disguise. I’m nothing like that idiotic jerk. I’m certain you’ll find me a quite more handsome charming flirt. So cast off thy panties and sit at my side. And I will guide you on how to become the Devil’s bride.
I require you meet eleven qualifications, to be my ‘Queen of Eternal Damnation’.
1. Cloak yourself in the pretense of moral righteousness. Never fail to invoke God as your witness. It fools the idiots and charms the bigots.
2. Empower yourself with vanity. Self-love is an essential need of hypocrisy. “Have you ever met a poorly dressed hypocrite, especially those in conservative faith and politics?”
3. Always exploit differentness. Differentiating according to race, faith, gender and social rank, are the sharp blades needed to divide and conquer. Without hate, we cannot dominate.
4. Shame others for not taking personal responsibility. But always blame social problems on others collectively.
5. Learn to believe in the lies you tell yourself, before you can expect for other to believe in lies about you.
6. Hate the Earth. For those who will rule ‘Hell’, it has no worth.
7. Hate women. Especially if you are a woman. For all that is evil has, and always must, be falsely blamed on them.
8. Claim to be independent and free, never admit you need somebody. Just use others when you have the need, then spurn them when they can't compete.
9. Money in itself is not evil, but it is the most important tool in my toolbox. Make a lot, and stock up.
10. Constantly moralize about sex. It’s a great distraction from more important sins, like greed, gluttony and the rest.
11. Hate yourself. Self-loathing is essential in mastering the art of ‘Hate’.
And though it’s not an essential requirement, consider living a life of celibacy. For the people that have sex the least, are by far the meanest you’ll ever meet.
“Thanks for the invite. It’s time for me to reclaim possession of Snuggle Buck before he awakens in the morning light. Oh, how I do need to find a more deserving vessel for my wicked ghost. He's such an old decrepit homely host.”
"For the people that have sex the least, are by far the meanest you’ll ever meet."
Oh, Hell! Give him the Trophy. He said it best
I require you meet eleven qualifications, to be my ‘Queen of Eternal Damnation’.
1. Cloak yourself in the pretense of moral righteousness. Never fail to invoke God as your witness. It fools the idiots and charms the bigots.
2. Empower yourself with vanity. Self-love is an essential need of hypocrisy. “Have you ever met a poorly dressed hypocrite, especially those in conservative faith and politics?”
3. Always exploit differentness. Differentiating according to race, faith, gender and social rank, are the sharp blades needed to divide and conquer. Without hate, we cannot dominate.
4. Shame others for not taking personal responsibility. But always blame social problems on others collectively.
5. Learn to believe in the lies you tell yourself, before you can expect for other to believe in lies about you.
6. Hate the Earth. For those who will rule ‘Hell’, it has no worth.
7. Hate women. Especially if you are a woman. For all that is evil has, and always must, be falsely blamed on them.
8. Claim to be independent and free, never admit you need somebody. Just use others when you have the need, then spurn them when they can't compete.
9. Money in itself is not evil, but it is the most important tool in my toolbox. Make a lot, and stock up.
10. Constantly moralize about sex. It’s a great distraction from more important sins, like greed, gluttony and the rest.
11. Hate yourself. Self-loathing is essential in mastering the art of ‘Hate’.
And though it’s not an essential requirement, consider living a life of celibacy. For the people that have sex the least, are by far the meanest you’ll ever meet.
“Thanks for the invite. It’s time for me to reclaim possession of Snuggle Buck before he awakens in the morning light. Oh, how I do need to find a more deserving vessel for my wicked ghost. He's such an old decrepit homely host.”
"For the people that have sex the least, are by far the meanest you’ll ever meet."
Oh, Hell! Give him the Trophy. He said it best
Anonymous
Biblical Day
He'd never catch a fish with that bait
Not in July in this region
I let him be and said nothing since he never asked
He asked me if I was alright
But in that way that made me question the authenticity
Of his desire to know
So I said I was fine and since he was in that spot first
I moved on and wished him luck
I thought he was cute but he gave no hint at it being mutual and though I felt completely sexual
I chilled and walked on
I wanted his antique reel and rod and sorta wished he'd been encumbered by it so I could have swiped it
I rased my eyes to the skies and admitted magic had given me plenty although I knew it was healthy to want more
My feet ached but I knew I could sit so I kept on without complaining
Passed a child with enough weed to start a pharmacy and I wanted a smoke so badly
Kid said he was holding it for the family and they'd lose the house without the rent money
They were all hungry
I didn't harm the kid and I killed him two rabbits
Was minding my own business when his boss showed up
The kid was being worked and the guy looked like trouble
It was uphill from here
I knew the smoke was mine
. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Anonymous
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The Eleven Commandments of our Lord Lucifer.
1 - Satan's the bigger man, God's talkin' a bunch of shit and Satan's like fuck this guy.
2 - I'm the good guy, don't start shit don't get hit in the clit with a pitch fork bitch.
3 - try not to be a cunt or I'm going in dry.
4 - Welcome to Hell's community gym, we lift in hell.
5 - Survival of the fuckin' fittest.
6 - No niggers, spicks or gooks.
7 - The world 'no' is blasphemous, utterance of this word warrants rape with a thousand pitchforks.
8 - BBQ's all day erryday
9 - Females are not permitted to speak out of turn.
10 - NO NIGGERS.
11 - You can rape the strippers, just don't kill 'em.
May the Arch Angel's will be done.
1 - Satan's the bigger man, God's talkin' a bunch of shit and Satan's like fuck this guy.
2 - I'm the good guy, don't start shit don't get hit in the clit with a pitch fork bitch.
3 - try not to be a cunt or I'm going in dry.
4 - Welcome to Hell's community gym, we lift in hell.
5 - Survival of the fuckin' fittest.
6 - No niggers, spicks or gooks.
7 - The world 'no' is blasphemous, utterance of this word warrants rape with a thousand pitchforks.
8 - BBQ's all day erryday
9 - Females are not permitted to speak out of turn.
10 - NO NIGGERS.
11 - You can rape the strippers, just don't kill 'em.
May the Arch Angel's will be done.
Anonymous
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