Poetry competition CLOSED 25th January 2014 10:45am
WINNER
MrAlptraum (Mr A)
MrAlptraum (Mr A)
First impression (everybody)
Brothers they seem to be
but all this beard bashing isn’t right
‘cause it’s the bearded ones that are actually teddy bears
and who doesn’t like a little tickling here and there?
If they do it right, the ladies won’t complain
they’ll have a little bearded vibration
and a magical tongue sensation
So, give me a bearded teddy bear
anyday….
instead of a wide-eyed youngin’
not knowin’ how to please
only knows how to tease
(and not very well)
with their wanna be beards
and is that supposed to be a ‘stach?
Of course, I could be wrong
It’s only happened a time or two;
I swear that parts true
Maybe he has a good Melody
when he’s humming for a lady….
but he doesn’t seem to know
that I don’t do the bitin’
I’d rather be bitten
but all this beard bashing isn’t right
‘cause it’s the bearded ones that are actually teddy bears
and who doesn’t like a little tickling here and there?
If they do it right, the ladies won’t complain
they’ll have a little bearded vibration
and a magical tongue sensation
So, give me a bearded teddy bear
anyday….
instead of a wide-eyed youngin’
not knowin’ how to please
only knows how to tease
(and not very well)
with their wanna be beards
and is that supposed to be a ‘stach?
Of course, I could be wrong
It’s only happened a time or two;
I swear that parts true
Maybe he has a good Melody
when he’s humming for a lady….
but he doesn’t seem to know
that I don’t do the bitin’
I’d rather be bitten
Souladareatease
Sitting alone by a tree.
Is the tree the only one
Who will listen to thee?
With dark purple bags
Under your eyes,
Do you talk until sunrise?
A few days stubble,
More or less a smile,
Have you yet choked
On your own bile?
Sitting alone by a tree.
Is the tree the only one
Who will listen to thee?
With dark purple bags
Under your eyes,
Do you talk until sunrise?
A few days stubble,
More or less a smile,
Have you yet choked
On your own bile?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
"retired lunch lady"? You sayin' I'm an old ham sandwich? :P Don't answer.
I got a lunch bag with a DingDong treat for you, Ricky. LOL.
I got a lunch bag with a DingDong treat for you, Ricky. LOL.
Don't let the bed bugs bite
Alptraum sells dreams to people like you
the ones who don't know what the words mean
light baron came back to save the herb
and juniors just trying find the right one
like the way you can't pick a name
cos you need something profound
to pull our eyes away from the mundane
hidden between every unthought word
you haven't the sight to wish you'd never said
let your heart see the truth for a blinding minute
before your done
the words are flash bangs
and a muzzle is their meaning
but they'll wait for your last meal
the reemest rug you've ever munched
take that picture for me
make sure you take a step back
so you can fit in every eye that'll never see you
you were right to be concerned
there's thin ice under sleeping bears
cut down on some emissions
and stop talking to your fucking self
cos even he doesn't wanna listen
(P.S I'm pretty sure you just got called a little bitch too)
(P.P.S 'Reem' is a pathetic excuse for slang, best left to the 14 year old girls who like to use it most, so for fucks sake don't rep it in your profile pic)
Alptraum sells dreams to people like you
the ones who don't know what the words mean
light baron came back to save the herb
and juniors just trying find the right one
like the way you can't pick a name
cos you need something profound
to pull our eyes away from the mundane
hidden between every unthought word
you haven't the sight to wish you'd never said
let your heart see the truth for a blinding minute
before your done
the words are flash bangs
and a muzzle is their meaning
but they'll wait for your last meal
the reemest rug you've ever munched
take that picture for me
make sure you take a step back
so you can fit in every eye that'll never see you
you were right to be concerned
there's thin ice under sleeping bears
cut down on some emissions
and stop talking to your fucking self
cos even he doesn't wanna listen
(P.S I'm pretty sure you just got called a little bitch too)
(P.P.S 'Reem' is a pathetic excuse for slang, best left to the 14 year old girls who like to use it most, so for fucks sake don't rep it in your profile pic)
Your features are jagged, Ricky.
And your jaw line, strong.
But beside all that roughness-
You're probably a big softy!
Do you put on a front
When you're in search of cunt?
I bet you'd get more honey
If you smiled instead of pursed.
Oh, Ricky, you don't fool me.
A tough-as-nails man,
But a childlike spirit in that body.
And your jaw line, strong.
But beside all that roughness-
You're probably a big softy!
Do you put on a front
When you're in search of cunt?
I bet you'd get more honey
If you smiled instead of pursed.
Oh, Ricky, you don't fool me.
A tough-as-nails man,
But a childlike spirit in that body.
Anonymous
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Positive vibrations
I lost my innocence down the back of a dirty sofa
it's been a while, I doubt I'll ever find it
it's in misspent years I won't give back
they were worth every penny
so take yours and give it to the teddy bears
they'll buy a round to celebrate
but just cos I don't have handlebars
It doesn't mean you wouldn't ride me
childish things have been put aside
to handle bigger ones instead
no more bitterness
youth only kisses once
they say there's fifty shades
so try a different one for your lips
I'll let a brother get some
but with all that talk of being bitten
your probably more suited to a Cullen
the small 'stach is the only thing I won't get wet
and I know you've felt a few bunnies
but when I start humming
you'll wish my song could be repeated
(I'm young enough to not mean it literally when I say no hard feelings
)
I lost my innocence down the back of a dirty sofa
it's been a while, I doubt I'll ever find it
it's in misspent years I won't give back
they were worth every penny
so take yours and give it to the teddy bears
they'll buy a round to celebrate
but just cos I don't have handlebars
It doesn't mean you wouldn't ride me
childish things have been put aside
to handle bigger ones instead
no more bitterness
youth only kisses once
they say there's fifty shades
so try a different one for your lips
I'll let a brother get some
but with all that talk of being bitten
your probably more suited to a Cullen
the small 'stach is the only thing I won't get wet
and I know you've felt a few bunnies
but when I start humming
you'll wish my song could be repeated
(I'm young enough to not mean it literally when I say no hard feelings
) 
