The Complete Scheiße Poem Competition

Poetry Contest Description
Write me your best shit. Only three lines. Winner takes all.
One poem per poet maximum.
No collaborations.
Good Luck.
Thanks in advance for entering and please keep conversation to a minimum...this is a poetry competition, not a debate!
Strider









No collaborations.
Good Luck.
Thanks in advance for entering and please keep conversation to a minimum...this is a poetry competition, not a debate!
Strider










anna_grin
ANNAN
Forum Posts: 3367
ANNAN
Dangerous Mind
15
Joined 24th Mar 2013
Forum Posts: 3367
my
therapist
died
-
call
the
phonebox
-
it
wasn't
me
therapist
died
-
call
the
phonebox
-
it
wasn't
me
Carpe_Noctem
Forum Posts: 3042
Tyrant of Words
8
Joined 3rd Mar 2013
Forum Posts: 3042
My glass is neither, half full
nor half empty, my glass is unbroken
So my muddy future is still bright
nor half empty, my glass is unbroken
So my muddy future is still bright
johnrot
Forum Posts: 3645
Tyrant of Words
21
Joined 10th Oct 2012
Forum Posts: 3645
physiological knowledge of the brain
makes the existance of the soul less possible
but more probable by the nature of the search
more of a paraphrase of something i read somewhere but i thought it fitting...
makes the existance of the soul less possible
but more probable by the nature of the search
more of a paraphrase of something i read somewhere but i thought it fitting...
13
17
Joined 25th June 2011
Forum Posts: 684
Dangerous Mind


Forum Posts: 684
across my window, rubbing her nipples
a mother of two cooks chicken dinner
I close my eyes and- winner! winner!
a mother of two cooks chicken dinner
I close my eyes and- winner! winner!

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MarekMonster
The Night Hunter
Joined 18th July 2012
Forum Posts: 33
The Night Hunter
Thought Provoker

Forum Posts: 33
I ate my arms,
and now they laugh at me,
how am i gonna defend unarmed ?
and now they laugh at me,
how am i gonna defend unarmed ?
Wakry
Charlie
1
Joined 6th June 2012
Forum Posts: 7
Charlie
Lost Thinker


Forum Posts: 7
I calmly try to read her strange, sly eyes.
A slight unnerving feeling grows, grow, grows.
Shaken, terrified, I turn and run!
A slight unnerving feeling grows, grow, grows.
Shaken, terrified, I turn and run!
Meenjataka_Robby
Meenjataka
Joined 6th July 2013
Forum Posts: 32
Meenjataka
Twisted Dreamer

Forum Posts: 32
The butcher ran at here swinging a knife,
Her blood spilled on a glorious night,
All the kids watching it just wasn't right,
Her blood spilled on a glorious night,
All the kids watching it just wasn't right,
siphondarkness
Levi
14
Joined 6th Apr 2011
Forum Posts: 2026
Levi
Dangerous Mind


Forum Posts: 2026
I do not believe,
Like snow in the summer heat,
It is time for change
Like snow in the summer heat,
It is time for change
souladareatease
29
Joined 28th Dec 2012
Forum Posts: 5085
Tyrant of Words


Forum Posts: 5085
Shades drawn to ashen eyes
slit in curtains piercing parcel lie
cull cart carriages seeking thine of I
slit in curtains piercing parcel lie
cull cart carriages seeking thine of I

Context is paramount;
like the man riding the derby favourite
while his wife waits to die.
like the man riding the derby favourite
while his wife waits to die.
IzziSkyy
1
Joined 31st May 2013
Forum Posts: 91
Twisted Dreamer


Forum Posts: 91
I find the most comforting sleep is falling unaware,
drifting like a feather from the Eiffel...
waking as it reaches the Paris ground, blissfully unaware.
drifting like a feather from the Eiffel...
waking as it reaches the Paris ground, blissfully unaware.
ZexionKingdomHeart
2
Joined 11th June 2013
Forum Posts: 322
Thought Provoker


Forum Posts: 322
The serendipity was overwhelmingly pleasant;
the euphoria halts the creative ideology;
and the children pray at night for their endless muse.
the euphoria halts the creative ideology;
and the children pray at night for their endless muse.
KoreanGhost
3
Joined 29th Dec 2012
Forum Posts: 65
Thought Provoker


Forum Posts: 65
Every day i wake rubbing sleep from my eyes
Looking to my left a naked woman tempting me
Teasing me with her " Fuck me now eyes....." i obliged
Looking to my left a naked woman tempting me
Teasing me with her " Fuck me now eyes....." i obliged