Poetry competition CLOSED 18th May 2012 10:39pm
WINNER
Page_Writer (Mad Girl)
Page_Writer (Mad Girl)
Randomness and sencelessness
I think you are really cool. But not as cool as him. Oh he is SUPER cool. look at those ears aren't they so cute? I just wanna swim in the earwax. Is that a penguin?!? Look at it waddle! Oh, its coming to me. What was that noise? Oh my fuc--
WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU: ANNOYING TEENAGE GIRLS BITCHING ABOUT FINGER NAILS
"OMG Stacy, look at her nails"
"I know, there's blood on her cuticles."
" Like ew, get a manicure."
"ooh, Tiffany, I love your nails,did you have to put out?"
"YOU BITCH!"
"SKANK! You broke my nail!"
" Aw hell no!"
" Hold my nail file."
WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU: ANNOYING TEENAGE GIRLS BITCHING ABOUT FINGER NAILS
"OMG Stacy, look at her nails"
"I know, there's blood on her cuticles."
" Like ew, get a manicure."
"ooh, Tiffany, I love your nails,did you have to put out?"
"YOU BITCH!"
"SKANK! You broke my nail!"
" Aw hell no!"
" Hold my nail file."
Bring courteous water to blooming stones and watch them take to the sky on wings of flies.
Buzzing on Prozac and whining about periods to every avail like the whores of mordor.
Black and voyeur all over with their scars and stripes and jelly wipes picking assholes from the river bank.
Resting where, endlessly it seems, the vomit of my great grandfather's 15th girlfriend pools.
Those Edwardian's are really cancerous.
Buzzing on Prozac and whining about periods to every avail like the whores of mordor.
Black and voyeur all over with their scars and stripes and jelly wipes picking assholes from the river bank.
Resting where, endlessly it seems, the vomit of my great grandfather's 15th girlfriend pools.
Those Edwardian's are really cancerous.
The Random Ravings of a Mad Girl
Squiggly lines
Squiggly lines
Squiggly lines
All around my room and inside my head.
Explode like the bunnies.
That multiply around the room.
Some call this delusion.
I call this normal.
For me and my life.
A koala with a kantana... This is also normal.
My cat wears a top hat and speaks in a British accent.
Butterflies.
Bunnies.
Loud squeaking noises at the top of my lungs.
My boyfriend thinks I'm cute.
My mom thinks I'm crazy.
I think I'm quite mad really.
But aren't the best people are?
That's what Alice told the Hatter?
And the Hatter told me?
Follow me down the rabbit hole and into Wonderland.
I will tell you secrets of magic and madness.
It's okay if reality becomes delusions because well....
"We're all mad here."
Squiggly lines
Squiggly lines
Squiggly lines
All around my room and inside my head.
Explode like the bunnies.
That multiply around the room.
Some call this delusion.
I call this normal.
For me and my life.
A koala with a kantana... This is also normal.
My cat wears a top hat and speaks in a British accent.
Butterflies.
Bunnies.
Loud squeaking noises at the top of my lungs.
My boyfriend thinks I'm cute.
My mom thinks I'm crazy.
I think I'm quite mad really.
But aren't the best people are?
That's what Alice told the Hatter?
And the Hatter told me?
Follow me down the rabbit hole and into Wonderland.
I will tell you secrets of magic and madness.
It's okay if reality becomes delusions because well....
"We're all mad here."
Anonymous
My dog ate my homework when I fed it to him
Anonymous
I put my finger in the socket and had an orgasm
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