Page:
Everlasting Roast Thread
Anonymous
<< post removed >>
Breath Chant - Mint for Me (parody for johnnyblaze)
Honey bee
light on your wings
Breath-chant - Mint for me
Garlic Pot Pie
admit defeat
Now look for a mint...
You too, Johnny Dent
After meal spent
Breath challenges our fun
because garlic
is smelly to eat
while all the mints
are hardly butterscotchin'
like, don't breath on me, brush tongue
Heartburn backflows the meat
on ya breath - target it
yanno?
I thought so.
What's that on yer bread?
Onion breath kills
Would you take two mints, instead?
stink kills, gas station style
when not in-yo-face to faces
on Main Street - 8 mile
Hails with unseen menaces -
seasoned sliders you toasted
while Instagram n Facebook -
can't smell onions roasted
making no scent, they'd be shook;
Pictures have no smells
Breath still an enemy though
You pop your mints post-cheese
L - M - F - A - OH, PLEASE!
Just another solemn request
From a handy honey bee
with a sweet candy cane
of my appointed treats
Candy rings kissed
by smelly teeth
riddled with disease
subscribing to their own
halitosis treat
rhetorical, glorifying
sugary crystal things
xylitol the best
to get to the bottom of it...
Much cleaner breath!
far from smell-hellish
these days - candy eating
candies so original
might as well be
marshmallow feathers
wholely consequential -
daily matters we
could care more about:
expired dairy products
in the gut you
shoulda blew out
weeks ago;
who gives two fucks
as you cry over bills
for hard candy;
curdled breath
beyond sour cream
Be bold
be MLK;
declare to the nation:
"I have a mint creme!"
Don't be some
gimmicky
mimicky
mint eater with a breathy meme
covering up every contextual
Stink-spot in your lips' middle
But pop mints if you will...
For garlic seasoned food
and the like
^Diss^
light on your wings
Breath-chant - Mint for me
Garlic Pot Pie
admit defeat
Now look for a mint...
You too, Johnny Dent
After meal spent
Breath challenges our fun
because garlic
is smelly to eat
while all the mints
are hardly butterscotchin'
like, don't breath on me, brush tongue
Heartburn backflows the meat
on ya breath - target it
yanno?
I thought so.
What's that on yer bread?
Onion breath kills
Would you take two mints, instead?
stink kills, gas station style
when not in-yo-face to faces
on Main Street - 8 mile
Hails with unseen menaces -
seasoned sliders you toasted
while Instagram n Facebook -
can't smell onions roasted
making no scent, they'd be shook;
Pictures have no smells
Breath still an enemy though
You pop your mints post-cheese
L - M - F - A - OH, PLEASE!
Just another solemn request
From a handy honey bee
with a sweet candy cane
of my appointed treats
Candy rings kissed
by smelly teeth
riddled with disease
subscribing to their own
halitosis treat
rhetorical, glorifying
sugary crystal things
xylitol the best
to get to the bottom of it...
Much cleaner breath!
far from smell-hellish
these days - candy eating
candies so original
might as well be
marshmallow feathers
wholely consequential -
daily matters we
could care more about:
expired dairy products
in the gut you
shoulda blew out
weeks ago;
who gives two fucks
as you cry over bills
for hard candy;
curdled breath
beyond sour cream
Be bold
be MLK;
declare to the nation:
"I have a mint creme!"
Don't be some
gimmicky
mimicky
mint eater with a breathy meme
covering up every contextual
Stink-spot in your lips' middle
But pop mints if you will...
For garlic seasoned food
and the like
^Diss^
Written by EdibleWords
Go To Page
Roasting Johnny's poem.
Lady, sorry to rain on your parade. we've discouraged this kind of thread for some years now. If you want critique on your work ask for it when you post on your profile or join Cafè critique, or both
nothing personal, I think you're an actual human being. it's just there's a danger we could be inundated with critique my poems threads again.
*hat tip*
nothing personal, I think you're an actual human being. it's just there's a danger we could be inundated with critique my poems threads again.
*hat tip*
lepperochan said:Lady, sorry to rain on your parade. we've discouraged this kind of thread for some years now. If you want critique on your work ask for it when you post on your profile or join Cafè critique, or both
nothing personal, I think you're an actual human being. it's just there's a danger we could be inundated with critique my poems threads again.
*hat tip*
Well, bless ya...
Can we have some kind of parody section somewhere? Is that too dangerous?
nothing personal, I think you're an actual human being. it's just there's a danger we could be inundated with critique my poems threads again.
*hat tip*
Well, bless ya...
Can we have some kind of parody section somewhere? Is that too dangerous?
Anonymous
<< post removed >>
Anonymous
<< post removed >>
