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Demonic Clowns
Anonymous
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snugglebuck
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Dr. Oddfellow’s Sex-Circus Show
Cum one
Cum all
To Dr. Oddfellow’s sex circus show!
Hop Frog and Trippetta will fuck on a trapeze
Doing acrobatic contortions with the greatest of ease
While Pogo Chicago will perform his high-wire act
Strangling a cute guy from behind his back
Then while she’s sucking off her boyfriend, Old Silvio
Naked Nedda will be killed in a knife throwing demo
By her blade flinging jealous husband, the jester Canio
Next I’ll send in funny little clown hearse
Before I continue my Ringmaster’s verse
Out will tumble a comical rouge’s gallery
Of the most evil harlequins in all the galaxy
I’ll introduce these malevolent mimes
As they come forth from meat-wagon
One clown shoe, one yahoo, at a time
Presenting the diabolical Bicycle Doctor
Who will torment a peepshow masturbator
Then comes Stephen King’s satanic Pennywise
Who’s Beelzebub in a clown’s disguise
Next comes the ancient Indian demon turned clown, Raksasha
Who follows kids home from the circus to eat their mammas
Next to emerge is the demented Captain Spaulding
The Devil’s Rejects’ insane arch villain
And curator of the Museum of Monsters and Madmen
After will tumble Killjoy, Sideshow Bob and Sweet Tooth
Followed by the Krusty and the devious Beetlejuice
Then out of the hearse door comes identical jester twins
Zorn & Thorn known for their sadistic cruel shenanigans
Next comes Violent and Jay, two notorious Juggalos
Who nothing more than a pair of obnoxious assholes
Last to emerge will be the lovely Harley Quinn
She's the Insane Clown Posse's intended
Gang ka-bang victim
But dear audiences take heed and know
Before you settle in to watch this orgy unfold
Know, these evil clowns might make you too
Part of their circus clown orgy fuck show
All the above mentioned are evil clowns from literature and legend. Suffering from acute coulrophobia as I do, expect more then one entry from me.
Cum one
Cum all
To Dr. Oddfellow’s sex circus show!
Hop Frog and Trippetta will fuck on a trapeze
Doing acrobatic contortions with the greatest of ease
While Pogo Chicago will perform his high-wire act
Strangling a cute guy from behind his back
Then while she’s sucking off her boyfriend, Old Silvio
Naked Nedda will be killed in a knife throwing demo
By her blade flinging jealous husband, the jester Canio
Next I’ll send in funny little clown hearse
Before I continue my Ringmaster’s verse
Out will tumble a comical rouge’s gallery
Of the most evil harlequins in all the galaxy
I’ll introduce these malevolent mimes
As they come forth from meat-wagon
One clown shoe, one yahoo, at a time
Presenting the diabolical Bicycle Doctor
Who will torment a peepshow masturbator
Then comes Stephen King’s satanic Pennywise
Who’s Beelzebub in a clown’s disguise
Next comes the ancient Indian demon turned clown, Raksasha
Who follows kids home from the circus to eat their mammas
Next to emerge is the demented Captain Spaulding
The Devil’s Rejects’ insane arch villain
And curator of the Museum of Monsters and Madmen
After will tumble Killjoy, Sideshow Bob and Sweet Tooth
Followed by the Krusty and the devious Beetlejuice
Then out of the hearse door comes identical jester twins
Zorn & Thorn known for their sadistic cruel shenanigans
Next comes Violent and Jay, two notorious Juggalos
Who nothing more than a pair of obnoxious assholes
Last to emerge will be the lovely Harley Quinn
She's the Insane Clown Posse's intended
Gang ka-bang victim
But dear audiences take heed and know
Before you settle in to watch this orgy unfold
Know, these evil clowns might make you too
Part of their circus clown orgy fuck show
All the above mentioned are evil clowns from literature and legend. Suffering from acute coulrophobia as I do, expect more then one entry from me.
HadesRising
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Taint Beneath The Paint
Face down in the ground at the edge of town
Lays a clown with a frown in his burial shroud
All the laughter
Taken away
Left with only
Tears
Defaced and disgraced
I can taste
The blood mingled with tears
Unjust and undone
I will shun
A world full of fears
The little children
And their lies
LIES! LIES! LIES!
The angry parents
And their cries
DIE! DIE! DIE!
But no bodies will be found
Their bones are not in the ground
This little clown likes fun
After they’re dead in the sun
Snap the limbs when they go stiff
Hear the giggles when skin goes rip
They like a red nose and too big shoes
They stick to me like I’m made of glue
“Clowns are funny, little one
Come with me so we can laugh.”
Screaming and pleading
They’re so sweet
As the tiny tears roll down
While they’re hanging, swinging
In my cellar
Strength leaves
With a gasp of breath
The little children
And their cries
WHY? WHY? WHY?
The angry parents
And their lies
LIES! LIES! LIES!
So now when you see a clown
Broken down at the edge of town
Will you see a laughing saint
Or wonder at the taint beneath the paint
Lays a clown with a frown in his burial shroud
All the laughter
Taken away
Left with only
Tears
Defaced and disgraced
I can taste
The blood mingled with tears
Unjust and undone
I will shun
A world full of fears
The little children
And their lies
LIES! LIES! LIES!
The angry parents
And their cries
DIE! DIE! DIE!
But no bodies will be found
Their bones are not in the ground
This little clown likes fun
After they’re dead in the sun
Snap the limbs when they go stiff
Hear the giggles when skin goes rip
They like a red nose and too big shoes
They stick to me like I’m made of glue
“Clowns are funny, little one
Come with me so we can laugh.”
Screaming and pleading
They’re so sweet
As the tiny tears roll down
While they’re hanging, swinging
In my cellar
Strength leaves
With a gasp of breath
The little children
And their cries
WHY? WHY? WHY?
The angry parents
And their lies
LIES! LIES! LIES!
So now when you see a clown
Broken down at the edge of town
Will you see a laughing saint
Or wonder at the taint beneath the paint
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PUTTING THE LAUGHTER IN SLAUGHTER
I want to hear you laugh
I need to see you smile
You will, luv
Smile across the neck
This face beneath the paint
Is tattooed with the taint
I put laughter
In the slaughter
Your mothers and fathers
And your sons and daughters
We revel in joyous
Terror thereafter
Crack a smile and crack a jaw
Drink the bile and monkey paw
Eat the meat and wicked laugh
Devil staff and demon seed
HEHAHEHEHA
On the floor and spread the joy
Tiger roar and little toy
Morbid grease and dirty socks
Music box and my disease
HAHEHAHAHE
I want to hear you scream
I need to see you die
You will, luv
Soon enough
Hop hip top and tip
Jump joy death and rip
Who ha how and cut
Chain you down and gut
This face beneath the paint
Is tattooed with the taint
I put laughter
In the slaughter
Your mothers and fathers
And your sons and daughters
We revel in joyous
Terror thereafter
Burn the lights and toss the bones
Hail the night and sing the songs
Bounce around and candy grins
Stretch the skin and wretched clown
HEHAHEHEHA
Stomp my foot and squeeze my nose
Paint and soot and no one knows
End of daze and drag the chains
Love the pain and shallow graves
HAHEHAHAHE
ARE YOU HAPPY?
DID I MAKE YOU SMILE?
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?
I KNOW I AM
(c) 2017 Frank Green
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snugglebuck
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Joined 3rd Feb 2014Forum Posts: 1873
BURGER MURDER
After a long hard day’s work at McDonald’s, Ronald came home to find Wendy in bed with the King.
“How could you betray me for this twink in tights,” he screamed?
“Ronny, I’ve told you, your Big Mac wasn’t doing it for me. So I thought I’d try the King’s meat for a treat.” Glancing at the grinning King she added doe eyed, “and let me tell you, it’s true. It does take two hands to handle his Whooper. Besides,” she looked back at Ronald with disgust, “I’m tired of having to swallow your Mcflurry when you refuse to eat my Hot and Juicy. Instead of demanding I get on my knees, like you do, the King here told me, “you can have it your way.” And he filled my order according to my desire.”
“You Bitch,” Ronald bellowed!
Wendy giggled, “I haven’t cum like this since the Colonel took me over his knee and gave me a finger licking Chick-fil-A. In fact, this monarch knows how to think outside the bun. He’s a worse pervert then Jared. When I asked I asked him for a refill, he gave it to me for free,” Wendy giggled as she batted her lashes at the King.
“And just when I thought he was out of special offers, for a limited time only, he gave me a kinky Bacon Cheese in a Big Black Bun. You ought to see it. It’s nothing like your soggy McRib. “
Shaking her red hair she addressed the King in disgust, “Gawd, that thing was more disgusting then when Carl Jr. showed me his scrawny fry.”
“You Dirty Ketchup Dripping Slut!” Ronald was livid.
“Oh Ronald, don’t be such a tight-ass. Take off those baggy clown pants and hop in the sack with me and the King, so we can have a BK Double Stacker. Besides, the King could teach you a thing or two about how to use a girl's drive through.”
Ronald’s eyes glowed red with rage. “Do you know how many kids I killed today, with pink slime and trans fat,” he yelled producing a bright yellow ceramic knife?
But the King kept grinning while Wendy continued taunting. “Where’s the beef, chief? You don’t scare me with that happy meal toy. So why don’t you go to your play-land and make the Hamburglar Grimace.”
…………………………………………..
Long John Silver was chilling at White Castle when he got a call on his cell. “Hello,” he answered.
“I need your help Johnny.” It was Ronald McDonald. “You need to grab a bucket and mop and get over here. I just caught Wendy fucking the Burger King. I killed them both cutting them up into bite-size McNuggets. There’s blood all over the place and we need to clean this place up, from its tip to its top.”
“I’ll help you clean the scene, but you realize you’re not going be able to pass them off as processed chicken,” Long John Silver warned.
“I know that,” Ronald sighed. “But you can help me smuggle them into Taco Bell’s kitchen. We’ll dump them into their hamburger vat. They’ll mix right in with the kangaroo meat. Those fat-assed TB customers will never know the difference.”
“Hang tight, I’ll be right there buddy,” Long John said before disconnecting.
Shaking his head he made his way out the door as he muttered under his breath, “Damn fools, they should have known better to fuck with a clown that’s already killed millions.”
“How could you betray me for this twink in tights,” he screamed?
“Ronny, I’ve told you, your Big Mac wasn’t doing it for me. So I thought I’d try the King’s meat for a treat.” Glancing at the grinning King she added doe eyed, “and let me tell you, it’s true. It does take two hands to handle his Whooper. Besides,” she looked back at Ronald with disgust, “I’m tired of having to swallow your Mcflurry when you refuse to eat my Hot and Juicy. Instead of demanding I get on my knees, like you do, the King here told me, “you can have it your way.” And he filled my order according to my desire.”
“You Bitch,” Ronald bellowed!
Wendy giggled, “I haven’t cum like this since the Colonel took me over his knee and gave me a finger licking Chick-fil-A. In fact, this monarch knows how to think outside the bun. He’s a worse pervert then Jared. When I asked I asked him for a refill, he gave it to me for free,” Wendy giggled as she batted her lashes at the King.
“And just when I thought he was out of special offers, for a limited time only, he gave me a kinky Bacon Cheese in a Big Black Bun. You ought to see it. It’s nothing like your soggy McRib. “
Shaking her red hair she addressed the King in disgust, “Gawd, that thing was more disgusting then when Carl Jr. showed me his scrawny fry.”
“You Dirty Ketchup Dripping Slut!” Ronald was livid.
“Oh Ronald, don’t be such a tight-ass. Take off those baggy clown pants and hop in the sack with me and the King, so we can have a BK Double Stacker. Besides, the King could teach you a thing or two about how to use a girl's drive through.”
Ronald’s eyes glowed red with rage. “Do you know how many kids I killed today, with pink slime and trans fat,” he yelled producing a bright yellow ceramic knife?
But the King kept grinning while Wendy continued taunting. “Where’s the beef, chief? You don’t scare me with that happy meal toy. So why don’t you go to your play-land and make the Hamburglar Grimace.”
…………………………………………..
Long John Silver was chilling at White Castle when he got a call on his cell. “Hello,” he answered.
“I need your help Johnny.” It was Ronald McDonald. “You need to grab a bucket and mop and get over here. I just caught Wendy fucking the Burger King. I killed them both cutting them up into bite-size McNuggets. There’s blood all over the place and we need to clean this place up, from its tip to its top.”
“I’ll help you clean the scene, but you realize you’re not going be able to pass them off as processed chicken,” Long John Silver warned.
“I know that,” Ronald sighed. “But you can help me smuggle them into Taco Bell’s kitchen. We’ll dump them into their hamburger vat. They’ll mix right in with the kangaroo meat. Those fat-assed TB customers will never know the difference.”
“Hang tight, I’ll be right there buddy,” Long John said before disconnecting.
Shaking his head he made his way out the door as he muttered under his breath, “Damn fools, they should have known better to fuck with a clown that’s already killed millions.”
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JASPER
Well, Satan needed a jester
And Jasper was his name
A barrel full of slaughter
Hoppin around the flame
There’s corpse paint over his scars
Bells on his wallet chain
Jinglin with laughter
Skippin around the grave
Can you stand the wicked grin
Gigglin in disgrace?
Drippin with violent intent
Cuttin off your face
Well, Lilith needed a lover
And playa was his mood
With a fist full of cock meat
Fuckin around to exhume
A double fisted dildo
With devil horn dog doom
Corpse paint betwixt her thighs
Stuffin deep in her tomb
Can you stand the wicked grin
Gigglin in disgrace?
Drippin with violent intent
Cuttin off your face
Get in my car, baby
With Ramon, Bob and Pablo
Sven, Abdalla and Gaku
Get in my car, baby
With Finn, Gleb and May Blow
Jesus, Mike and Geraldo
Let’s go for a ride
And sing
Skulls around the rosy
Caskets full of pussy
Satan, Satan
We all go down
SKULLS AROUND THE ROSY
CASKETS FULL OF PUSSY
SATAN, SATAN
WE ALL GO DOWN
Hehaheheha
Hahehahahe
HEHAHEHEHA
HAHEHAHAHE
H E H A H E H E HA
HA HE H A H A H E
hehaheheha
hahehahahe
(c) 2017 Frank Green
And Jasper was his name
A barrel full of slaughter
Hoppin around the flame
There’s corpse paint over his scars
Bells on his wallet chain
Jinglin with laughter
Skippin around the grave
Can you stand the wicked grin
Gigglin in disgrace?
Drippin with violent intent
Cuttin off your face
Well, Lilith needed a lover
And playa was his mood
With a fist full of cock meat
Fuckin around to exhume
A double fisted dildo
With devil horn dog doom
Corpse paint betwixt her thighs
Stuffin deep in her tomb
Can you stand the wicked grin
Gigglin in disgrace?
Drippin with violent intent
Cuttin off your face
Get in my car, baby
With Ramon, Bob and Pablo
Sven, Abdalla and Gaku
Get in my car, baby
With Finn, Gleb and May Blow
Jesus, Mike and Geraldo
Let’s go for a ride
And sing
Skulls around the rosy
Caskets full of pussy
Satan, Satan
We all go down
SKULLS AROUND THE ROSY
CASKETS FULL OF PUSSY
SATAN, SATAN
WE ALL GO DOWN
Hehaheheha
Hahehahahe
HEHAHEHEHA
HAHEHAHAHE
H E H A H E H E HA
HA HE H A H A H E
hehaheheha
hahehahahe
(c) 2017 Frank Green
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MadameLavender
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Sideshow
In the wind, in the wind
I will come again.
In the wind, in the wind
I won’t tell you when.
Hey—I was the sideshow.
Hey—where did the kids go?
Hey---now, only I know.
Hey—the fairgrounds dust, blows…
On the side, on the side
where the shadows, reel.
On the side, on the side
wooden fence paint, peels.
Hey—I was the sideshow.
Hey—come to my mouth hole
Hey—now let your hand go
In—will it hurt? Oh no!
Do you see, do you see
all the clowns like me?
Just a face on the fence
Lined up, one, two, three….
Welcome—to the carnival
Welcome—to your down fall
Hey—what’s on the other side?
Hey—that’s just where we hide…
In the wind, in the wind
I will come, and then
pull you in, pull you in—
I will eat again.
Ssshhhh, I whisper secrets.
Ssshhhh, they were screamin’.
Hey—the paint’s a-peelin’
Hey—it’s wind, I’m feelin’
Ticket stubs, ticker-tape,
it’s your lucky day.
Let the kids come and play,
the carny’s on it’s way….
In the wind, in the wind
I will come again.
In the wind, in the wind
I won’t tell you when.
Hey—I was the sideshow.
Hey—where did the kids go?
Hey---now, only I know.
Hey—the fairgrounds dust, blows…
On the side, on the side
where the shadows, reel.
On the side, on the side
wooden fence paint, peels.
Hey—I was the sideshow.
Hey—come to my mouth hole
Hey—now let your hand go
In—will it hurt? Oh no!
Do you see, do you see
all the clowns like me?
Just a face on the fence
Lined up, one, two, three….
Welcome—to the carnival
Welcome—to your down fall
Hey—what’s on the other side?
Hey—that’s just where we hide…
In the wind, in the wind
I will come, and then
pull you in, pull you in—
I will eat again.
Ssshhhh, I whisper secrets.
Ssshhhh, they were screamin’.
Hey—the paint’s a-peelin’
Hey—it’s wind, I’m feelin’
Ticket stubs, ticker-tape,
it’s your lucky day.
Let the kids come and play,
the carny’s on it’s way….
Anonymous
-Shady Real Estate Agents Are Clowns-
Property values around here
are way over-priced.
Jesus, these agents must think I'm dumber than a box of rocks.
I know what happened back in '06,
they found those chopped up kids
hidden deep in the sticks
behind the old fairgrounds.
Some said it was the carnies, the sideshow kind.
I'm still not so sure,
These real estate guys are a bunch of clowns,
the prices they're trying to charge
for these tainted properties
is quite demonic.
I'm no sucker.
Property values around here
are way over-priced.
Jesus, these agents must think I'm dumber than a box of rocks.
I know what happened back in '06,
they found those chopped up kids
hidden deep in the sticks
behind the old fairgrounds.
Some said it was the carnies, the sideshow kind.
I'm still not so sure,
These real estate guys are a bunch of clowns,
the prices they're trying to charge
for these tainted properties
is quite demonic.
I'm no sucker.
Anonymous
ReWriting History
war paint
pale face
blood laced
flesh tattoo
deviant circus
sex-drenched
eating pussy
lusting carnage
cock rocket
in my pocket
welcome
to the family
greatest show
on earth
master of
ceremonies
bringing
forth death
dancing blade
debts are paid
gutting bodies
for pleasure
sick fantasies
shits and giggles
demons whisper
for my brand
of outlawed
treachery
one last dare
electric chair
no need
for sympathy
fuck your
so-called pity
i’ve spread
the seed
many more
rewriting history
war paint
pale face
blood laced
flesh tattoo
deviant circus
sex-drenched
eating pussy
lusting carnage
cock rocket
in my pocket
welcome
to the family
greatest show
on earth
master of
ceremonies
bringing
forth death
dancing blade
debts are paid
gutting bodies
for pleasure
sick fantasies
shits and giggles
demons whisper
for my brand
of outlawed
treachery
one last dare
electric chair
no need
for sympathy
fuck your
so-called pity
i’ve spread
the seed
many more
rewriting history
Anonymous
Can you believe
I did not have an example
poem for this comp?
I actually drew a blank!!
But the entries thus far ... Oh-Fucking-My
Thanks for the entries thus far.
dejure
vick
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vick
Dangerous Mind
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Crowned by democracy
no grins or funny laughs
but the things they say are
stupidly hilarious
no horns, no make-ups
but their actions are
scary and delirious
a mindless audience…
victims to cheer
an ideology of corrupted minds
merged to forge a mechanism,
to suck the energy of the poor
to feed the bellies of these clowns
crowned by the democracy
unfathomable concerns
rise and fade away
without a solution
while the society is
spinning inside a carousel
riding puppet horses
and you search
for the puppet master
behind the horse
and fail to see the
ropes attached
to the carousel
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HadesRising
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Awesome! Thanks!
Anonymous
Hades.. congrats my brother.. \m/
Dave
Dave