Poetry competition CLOSED 15th July 2017 1:30am
WINNER
gardenlover
gardenlover
RUNNER-UP:
archetype23
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duck soup
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
Write a poetic piece or a ballad or a sonnet...it can rhyme if you want it to...on what duck soup means to you. Be creative.
See if this helps you to get your neurons firing on all cylinders or at least 6 out of 8 cylinders whichever comes first--the chicken or the egg--you pick it:
duck soup
ˌdək ˈso͞op/
noun NORTH AMERICAN informal
an easy task, or someone easy to overcome.
"we had some great battles, but against me he was duck soup"
I'm pretty damned fair...so fire away poets & poetesses....
duck soup
ˌdək ˈso͞op/
noun NORTH AMERICAN informal
an easy task, or someone easy to overcome.
"we had some great battles, but against me he was duck soup"
I'm pretty damned fair...so fire away poets & poetesses....
DUCK SOUP
Whether you like
The duck soup
Served to you
It really doesn’t mallard
Unless the duck soup
That is your stew
Was served with
Saltine quackers
The duck soup
Served to you
It really doesn’t mallard
Unless the duck soup
That is your stew
Was served with
Saltine quackers
Written by snugglebuck
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Anonymous
just ducky snugglebucky.....lol
(for comp) Duck Soup
Soup, a bowl of gloop
A spoon of this is bliss abused
A liquid fairytale of laziness
Today I get to choose
My options red tomato smoothie or a salad turned to water
To pick of these is picking life between my only son and daughter
I confide my tears in serviettes, regretful and ashamed
How 2 of mostly dirty snacks could make it to my plate
I dream of being free to fly
To ease, and keep my peace of mind
To truly never give a fuck
I wish that I could be a duck
They say you are what you did eat, a pleasant notion, sure
If I could choose another dish, this is what I'd wish for
Give me wings of liquid, let me drink you beak and claws
I need a bowl of duck soup, please sir, may I have some more
A spoon of this is bliss abused
A liquid fairytale of laziness
Today I get to choose
My options red tomato smoothie or a salad turned to water
To pick of these is picking life between my only son and daughter
I confide my tears in serviettes, regretful and ashamed
How 2 of mostly dirty snacks could make it to my plate
I dream of being free to fly
To ease, and keep my peace of mind
To truly never give a fuck
I wish that I could be a duck
They say you are what you did eat, a pleasant notion, sure
If I could choose another dish, this is what I'd wish for
Give me wings of liquid, let me drink you beak and claws
I need a bowl of duck soup, please sir, may I have some more
Written by Benzy_420
(BTheW)
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Anonymous
A frenzy of delicious words benzy....
I saw her on the sandy beach
Sunbathing without a stitch
Her boobs and pubes were exposed
To lay her , duck soup; I supposed
'Can I join you in the Sun;
Perhaps have some naked fun?'
' I am afraid you are mistaken;
I'm not naked to be taken;
I'm a nudist, that is the truth;
Not an object to be seduced'
' Sorry to offend' was my reply,
No duck soup but humble pie.
Sunbathing without a stitch
Her boobs and pubes were exposed
To lay her , duck soup; I supposed
'Can I join you in the Sun;
Perhaps have some naked fun?'
' I am afraid you are mistaken;
I'm not naked to be taken;
I'm a nudist, that is the truth;
Not an object to be seduced'
' Sorry to offend' was my reply,
No duck soup but humble pie.
Anonymous
bravo & touche & good punny one
Ducks in the pool
I'm not trying to be slick or seem cool
just smoking outside sitting on a wicker stool
I'm a dick, sure, just trying to take a picture
of two fucking ducks in the courtyard swimming pool
A friend lends me a camera with a blurry lens, cool,
to take pictures of my unaware feathered friends
He had no cash to buy a better one
with a decent flash to set, so all I was able to get
was a blurry pic of a duck dicking a duck
in a black and white fucking duck silhouette
quacking and cracking up, I knew the two knew
as into the silent night they flew
just smoking outside sitting on a wicker stool
I'm a dick, sure, just trying to take a picture
of two fucking ducks in the courtyard swimming pool
A friend lends me a camera with a blurry lens, cool,
to take pictures of my unaware feathered friends
He had no cash to buy a better one
with a decent flash to set, so all I was able to get
was a blurry pic of a duck dicking a duck
in a black and white fucking duck silhouette
quacking and cracking up, I knew the two knew
as into the silent night they flew
Written by archetype23
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Anonymous
damn a23...lol m110
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