Poetry competition CLOSED 15th June 2017 3:24am
WINNER
David_Macleod (14397816)
David_Macleod (14397816)
Who's The Sexiest Male On Dup And Why?
Poetry Contest Description
Who's The Sexiest Male On Dup And Why?
Hello Fellow underground poets/poetess
Thought it would be fun to Nominate
The sexiest male on Dup!
1) Nominate a male poet by their nick here on Dup.
2) Write a poem telling Dup
why he is so sexy and at the end of the poem tell Dup
why he should win the covenant title of The Sexiest Male on Dup
EXTRA points if you use the full edit options
when posting in this comp and post their pic
and post a link of his best poem in your opinion.
The poem can be sexual or not.
use your imagination people!
No Colabs
You must tile your poem
or your entry doesn't count !
Any poetry Style
A minimum of 4 stanzas
No max word cap.
2 weeks
Good luck everyone!
Winner gets a personal tag with their name &title saying The Sexiest Male on Dup which you can put in your profile
There is also a Sexiest Female on Dup Comp too!
Note: Men please be a good sport if you see you are nominated here
Thought it would be fun to Nominate
The sexiest male on Dup!
1) Nominate a male poet by their nick here on Dup.
2) Write a poem telling Dup
why he is so sexy and at the end of the poem tell Dup
why he should win the covenant title of The Sexiest Male on Dup
EXTRA points if you use the full edit options
when posting in this comp and post their pic
and post a link of his best poem in your opinion.
The poem can be sexual or not.
use your imagination people!
No Colabs
You must tile your poem
or your entry doesn't count !
Any poetry Style
A minimum of 4 stanzas
No max word cap.
2 weeks
Good luck everyone!
Winner gets a personal tag with their name &title saying The Sexiest Male on Dup which you can put in your profile
There is also a Sexiest Female on Dup Comp too!
Note: Men please be a good sport if you see you are nominated here
The sexiest man on DUP comp = David_Macleod
Truth and Lies
The sexiest male on DUP
That’s easier than easy
Well of course it’s me!
I know that it sounds cheesy
But its true
I am sex on a stick
I’m definitely male
Of course I have a dick
And it’s not for sale
It’s true
I am tall dark and handsome
I drive the ladies wild
I luv sex and I’ve had some
They are easily beguiled
And it’s true
I could tempt a nun to fail
Break her vows and misbehave
Wouldn’t matter if she’s stale
It’s my body she would crave
Honest it’s true
Truth is a strange event
Lying is so easy
Especially on the internet
Where everything is sleazy
Nothing here is true
I’ve been cut off at the knees
I cannot stalk or linger
I cannot grab or seize
At a push I can just finger
That’s no lie
In my open neck shirt
Exposing hair like a pornstar
I just might attempt to flirt
Flexing my cabg chest scar
Not lying now
You are oh so safe from me
There is nought for you to munch on
I am impotent you see
I possess a jelly truncheon
I cannot tell a lie
If sexy equals safe, I’m your man
I am certainly a bit of eye candy
Disappointment will spoil your plan
If you’re expecting to get me all randy
Aint that the truth
Truth and Lies
The sexiest male on DUP
That’s easier than easy
Well of course it’s me!
I know that it sounds cheesy
But its true
I am sex on a stick
I’m definitely male
Of course I have a dick
And it’s not for sale
It’s true
I am tall dark and handsome
I drive the ladies wild
I luv sex and I’ve had some
They are easily beguiled
And it’s true
I could tempt a nun to fail
Break her vows and misbehave
Wouldn’t matter if she’s stale
It’s my body she would crave
Honest it’s true
Truth is a strange event
Lying is so easy
Especially on the internet
Where everything is sleazy
Nothing here is true
I’ve been cut off at the knees
I cannot stalk or linger
I cannot grab or seize
At a push I can just finger
That’s no lie
In my open neck shirt
Exposing hair like a pornstar
I just might attempt to flirt
Flexing my cabg chest scar
Not lying now
You are oh so safe from me
There is nought for you to munch on
I am impotent you see
I possess a jelly truncheon
I cannot tell a lie
If sexy equals safe, I’m your man
I am certainly a bit of eye candy
Disappointment will spoil your plan
If you’re expecting to get me all randy
Aint that the truth
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Satanssperm is Sexy
What is sexy
The definition is different
From you to me
You see
He first seduced me with his words
Taking over my mind
Love is not blurred
And I am not blind
For this man is handsome
Holding my heart for ransom
But I will kill anyone
Who tries to pay him
Because the way he make me feel
Is unreal
Selling my soul was the deal
I did it under free will
To my eye he is appealing
Keeps me reeling
I love this feeling
In the bed you have me squealing
Taking over my loins
Love was like a flipped coin
Our flame of passion is still on the rise
Each other the winning prize
Your love has possessed my soul
You complete me and make me whole
You are stimulating to my eyes
Always wanting you in between my thighs
You love tempting me with your mind
Making me wait until the time is just right
Underneath the moons light
Always kissing me good night
I think Ss should win
Because he criminally insane
Makes you use your brain
His poems aren't lame
He will violate you mind
It happens to me all the time
To all of you he has been kind
No one like him will you ever find
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I'm Too Sexy For All Of You
Condolences, boys,
(the real ones who proudly display
the fruits of their XY chromosome
set up)
I am well on my way,
to being far sexier than
the likes of you.
Thanks to various surgeons,
(and cancer)
I've lost all of my
girlie parts
as well as my estrogen,
and when I finish
turning into a man
because
I have way more testosterone now,
(and that sort of happens anyway
when you get past 50,
regardless of remaining anatomy)
I shall rule this place
as sexiest guy.
(I'll let you know when that happens.)
Condolences, boys,
(the real ones who proudly display
the fruits of their XY chromosome
set up)
I am well on my way,
to being far sexier than
the likes of you.
Thanks to various surgeons,
(and cancer)
I've lost all of my
girlie parts
as well as my estrogen,
and when I finish
turning into a man
because
I have way more testosterone now,
(and that sort of happens anyway
when you get past 50,
regardless of remaining anatomy)
I shall rule this place
as sexiest guy.
(I'll let you know when that happens.)
Anonymous
Prisoner 24601
Paroled
after an untold
number of years
having done his time
released from a cold cell
reeking with sweat, grime, farts
and other assorted stenches of
three hundred Spartans strong
ready to leap forth with spears
from trenches dug in deep
along the outskirts of this
underworld kingdom come
to latent complacency
walks in with an expression
madder than Max
in the Thunderdome
and proceeds to kick me
square in the gut
off my feet
proclaiming,
Brother,
THIS IS POETRY!
Anonymous
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Emperor of the Underground
incomparable is his poetry
tempting and intriguing
sometimes tender
other times
kinky, but consistently
artistically
and
linguistically shrewd
he’s a special breed for sure
part man and part animal*
driving us ladies crazy
with his impressive
ink and his bedroom voice
damn, he makes us drool [wet]
there’s something about him
he’s a cocktail of mystery
darkness & sex appeal
that intoxicates my mind
talented and enticing
exciting and enthralling
no poem can do him justice
it’s because of all these things
that he should be crowned
Sexiest Male
on Deep Underground
for the intriguing Alexander Case
*from his poem “romeo alpha male and juliet”
incomparable is his poetry
tempting and intriguing
sometimes tender
other times
kinky, but consistently
artistically
and
linguistically shrewd
he’s a special breed for sure
part man and part animal*
driving us ladies crazy
with his impressive
ink and his bedroom voice
damn, he makes us drool [wet]
there’s something about him
he’s a cocktail of mystery
darkness & sex appeal
that intoxicates my mind
talented and enticing
exciting and enthralling
no poem can do him justice
it’s because of all these things
that he should be crowned
Sexiest Male
on Deep Underground
for the intriguing Alexander Case
*from his poem “romeo alpha male and juliet”
