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Servicing Me
splitting headache
hungover
t.v. news
promoting murder
light a smoke
my thoughts
begin to
slowly stir
half a beer
on the table
piss warm
i chug it down
Saturday morning
feeling nostalgic
channel surfing
old school cartoons
daffy duck
does his shtick
laughing
under my breath
memories
of a dream
where Amy Schumer
was blowing me
gotta take my
anxiety meds
Xanax and tequila
breakfast of champions
agave worm
daily protein
making margaritas
while music blasts
easy chair
straw in mouth
no glasses required
straight from the pitcher
till i pass out
in a daze
where Amy
returns to servicing me
hungover
t.v. news
promoting murder
light a smoke
my thoughts
begin to
slowly stir
half a beer
on the table
piss warm
i chug it down
Saturday morning
feeling nostalgic
channel surfing
old school cartoons
daffy duck
does his shtick
laughing
under my breath
memories
of a dream
where Amy Schumer
was blowing me
gotta take my
anxiety meds
Xanax and tequila
breakfast of champions
agave worm
daily protein
making margaritas
while music blasts
easy chair
straw in mouth
no glasses required
straight from the pitcher
till i pass out
in a daze
where Amy
returns to servicing me
Published 11th Sep 2016
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11th Sep 2016 11:20pm
11th Sep 2016 11:40pm
Anonymous
12th Sep 2016 1:17am
My brother, if I took xanax and Blackhaus, is it possible for Mickey Rourke circa '87 to be servicing me? Giving me an idea.......loved this for more than just one reason, ha!
With love - Taryn xoxo
With love - Taryn xoxo
12th Sep 2016 1:30am
Taryn.. i appreciate the love.. and i think Amy is hot.. I could see how Mickey back then, would work for a woman.. so glad you enjoyed.. love you my sister..
Dave
Dave
Anonymous
12th Sep 2016 9:10am
xnx and tequila for breakfast, something i was quite used to, even before going to work, but i mixed more in it. If you want to stop that good luck because it takes a lot :)
12th Sep 2016 9:52pm
12th Sep 2016 11:02am
12th Sep 2016 9:53pm
Brenda.. so glad you enjoyed.. as i always i appreciate your kind words.. love you..
Dave
Dave
13th Sep 2016 11:03am
16th Sep 2016 8:30pm
16th Sep 2016 00:12am
..and in a perfect world that Amy Schumer is truly your next door neighbor that blows you and makes you call her name, followed by
Xanax and tequila from hungover next morning, finding her in the kitchen naked making you a breakfast of champions. ;)
Xanax and tequila from hungover next morning, finding her in the kitchen naked making you a breakfast of champions. ;)
16th Sep 2016 8:33pm
Rain.. now that would be a dream.. lol.. i appreciate your commentary, and support.. so glad you're back.. i've missed your visits.. with love, and respect..
Dave
Dave
