Poetry competition CLOSED 6th September 2014 3:23pm
WINNER
Anonymous
Anonymous
RUNNER-UP:
souladareatease
your choice of choices
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
one new entry each , creativity counts a lot, follow the rules provided below
Write me a menu that provides 5 choices
And each choice must have a price
*It does not have to be food and the cost does not have to be money*
But there must be five options and each option must have a price listed
This one is an excercise in creativity so try and make it original
ALL welcome to enter
Thanks in advance
And each choice must have a price
*It does not have to be food and the cost does not have to be money*
But there must be five options and each option must have a price listed
This one is an excercise in creativity so try and make it original
ALL welcome to enter
Thanks in advance
Golden showers ... Free- for the struggling masses
Cake ... A pound of flesh
Redemption ... Helping others when placed upon your step
Gravy boat ... $6.66 -or a piece of your soul
Escape ... *Only offered to our wealthy patrons (ask for application review)
Cake ... A pound of flesh
Redemption ... Helping others when placed upon your step
Gravy boat ... $6.66 -or a piece of your soul
Escape ... *Only offered to our wealthy patrons (ask for application review)
Ebola - Free ( Simply Find Bush Meat)
Nuclear War - 50 - 50 chance.
Meteor Strike - Depending on Gods Fancy how soon??
Gamma Ray Burst - Matter of timing and where our location
is within the Universe.
Busride to the border of Nicaragua, 1987, twenty dollars
Downtown Managua Busride with no front window for good ventilation ten cents.
Lady who ride the bus with a basket of fresh bake bread for the market, who fill the bus up with smell of fresh baked bread, No charge.
I go to market and see she sold out, No charge.
price of her loaf of bread, maybe fifty cent.
House made of metal roofing sheets. a hundred dollars
A girl lets you sleep in her room. Pack of cigarrettes for her mom.
The guy who sleep there is too slow to figure out to have sex with her. No charge
Downtown Managua Busride with no front window for good ventilation ten cents.
Lady who ride the bus with a basket of fresh bake bread for the market, who fill the bus up with smell of fresh baked bread, No charge.
I go to market and see she sold out, No charge.
price of her loaf of bread, maybe fifty cent.
House made of metal roofing sheets. a hundred dollars
A girl lets you sleep in her room. Pack of cigarrettes for her mom.
The guy who sleep there is too slow to figure out to have sex with her. No charge
Anonymous
Interesting entries so far, nice work
No war: individuality
Politicians that do their job the way the founding fathers intended: pay them less and require a general willingness to learn and listen before passing laws.
Legalize marijuana: share your weed with me.
Sport fishing: fucking assloads of time and money that we know you'll spend because fishing is awesome.
A new bong within ten minutes: plastic bottle, hollowed out pen, socket for use as a bowl, something to use as a screen for the bowl, tape, lighter and a cigarette or stick that can be lit and will smolder some on the end to melt a hole in the bottle for the pen and of course water and weed to fill the bong and the bowl of the bong respectively.
Politicians that do their job the way the founding fathers intended: pay them less and require a general willingness to learn and listen before passing laws.
Legalize marijuana: share your weed with me.
Sport fishing: fucking assloads of time and money that we know you'll spend because fishing is awesome.
A new bong within ten minutes: plastic bottle, hollowed out pen, socket for use as a bowl, something to use as a screen for the bowl, tape, lighter and a cigarette or stick that can be lit and will smolder some on the end to melt a hole in the bottle for the pen and of course water and weed to fill the bong and the bowl of the bong respectively.
Price for the prize
The seed of a money tree
I bet you everlasting leaves
Shield to all problems
A green cow is a cheap bargain
The staff of fame
Stardom, the rise of galaxies
The universe is a screen
The left balls is a paycut
A cloth of Power
Hitler was a bluff
The earth, a province at your feet
Jump off the eiffel tower
Herb of health
Illment an outkast
Accidents, drowned in the seas
Survive a dragon's sting
Eternal Life, life unending
Dine with the maker
Peace and happy ever
Believe in Jesus
The seed of a money tree
I bet you everlasting leaves
Shield to all problems
A green cow is a cheap bargain
The staff of fame
Stardom, the rise of galaxies
The universe is a screen
The left balls is a paycut
A cloth of Power
Hitler was a bluff
The earth, a province at your feet
Jump off the eiffel tower
Herb of health
Illment an outkast
Accidents, drowned in the seas
Survive a dragon's sting
Eternal Life, life unending
Dine with the maker
Peace and happy ever
Believe in Jesus
Anonymous
Catphish's Pubb Menu De Jour
Sexx potatoe..garanteed oregazm .69˘
Abstinintz salad..garanteed frustrashun..pryceless
Bloe jobb malt..hopefully oregazm..pryce dependz
Kissin' pye..tingly awl over..pryce varies
Tew finger shayke..garanteed phun..free
Bye da weigh-- sum tymes eye eat at catfish's pubb. Sum tymes eye don't. It dependz if itz payday r knott.
Sexx potatoe..garanteed oregazm .69˘
Abstinintz salad..garanteed frustrashun..pryceless
Bloe jobb malt..hopefully oregazm..pryce dependz
Kissin' pye..tingly awl over..pryce varies
Tew finger shayke..garanteed phun..free
Bye da weigh-- sum tymes eye eat at catfish's pubb. Sum tymes eye don't. It dependz if itz payday r knott.
Anonymous
Thank you all for participating. I enjoyed reading these. Congrats to roachmill and soula , well done
