Poems About Vanity Published by Members Recently Online
#vanity
Solomon_Song
Poem Published
1st Dec 2017 8:56pm
1st Dec 2017 8:56pm
DEAR SANTA, OR, WANTED - NEW BIRTHDAY SUIT
Inspired by recent Facebook meme which read:
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
#rhyming
#funny
#vanity
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Solomon_Song
Poem Published
1st Dec 2017 8:56pm
1st Dec 2017 8:56pm
DEAR SANTA, OR, WANTED - NEW BIRTHDAY SUIT
Inspired by recent Facebook meme which read:
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
#rhyming
#funny
#vanity
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Solomon_Song
Poem Published
1st Dec 2017 8:56pm
1st Dec 2017 8:56pm
DEAR SANTA, OR, WANTED - NEW BIRTHDAY SUIT
Inspired by recent Facebook meme which read:
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
"Dear Santa,
I would like a new
Birthday Suit this
year. My current
one is old,
wrinkled, and
sagging."
Dear Santa, bring me a Birthday Suit -
The one I've got no longer looks cute
Within the opposite sex's view -
So my body looks as good as new.
The mirror's depressing evidence
Is getting too much for confidence;
Gravity seems pulling my flesh down -
Not the body I was proud to own.
Give me one...
#rhyming
#funny
#vanity
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oldmanG
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
Private Jets
Private jets
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
#environment
#hypocrisy
#money #vanity
#money #vanity
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oldmanG
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
Private Jets
Private jets
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
#environment
#hypocrisy
#money #vanity
#money #vanity
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oldmanG
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
Private Jets
Private jets
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
#environment
#hypocrisy
#money #vanity
#money #vanity
59 reads
0 Comments
oldmanG
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
11th Nov 2024 9:34am
Private Jets
Private jets
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
And chemtrails
Flying first class
45 minutes to my house
1 percent carbon footprint
132 times more than you
Caviar and silk robes
Paid for by your local mailman
Billions and billions
Can’t wrap my mind around
But they leave the check for the rest of us
And tweet about bullshit
They think is important
But not in my world
Have a birthday of decadence
Jet set to opulence
Must be nice for a peasant
Close as you get
Be their servant
Pick up...
#environment
#hypocrisy
#money #vanity
#money #vanity
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dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
13th Jun 2022 00:42am
13th Jun 2022 00:42am
some pathetic ‘celebrity’ ..
don’t know what internet influencers are they the
same as the crappy advertisers on the telly ?
same as the crappy advertisers on the telly ?
#vanity
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3 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
The Shaggy D.A.
Famous MAGA piece of shit Gaetz
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
#corruption
#hypocrisy
#manipulation
#vanity
#vulnerability
110 reads
2 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
The Shaggy D.A.
Famous MAGA piece of shit Gaetz
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
#corruption
#hypocrisy
#manipulation
#vanity
#vulnerability
110 reads
2 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
The Shaggy D.A.
Famous MAGA piece of shit Gaetz
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
#corruption
#hypocrisy
#manipulation
#vanity
#vulnerability
110 reads
2 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
15th Nov 2024 2:39pm
The Shaggy D.A.
Famous MAGA piece of shit Gaetz
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
reminds us to be wise with votes
lest we wind up with reprobates
shaming daughters with shameless gloats,
which speak to his priorities,
for underage activism...
as merely bro proclivities
for ill suited public jism,
of which the citizens have heard
enough to think his word absurd
and that he is the biggest turd
to ever chase a teenage bird...
and if he could she'd be his slave
leftover from a MAGA rave.
#corruption
#hypocrisy
#manipulation
#vanity
#vulnerability
110 reads
2 Comments
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