Poems About Technology Seeking Friendly Advice
#technology
Russian Doll Spy Whales
The Russians originally
Had heard of spy whales
From one of their agents/spies
Based in North Wales, UK
And due to a simple typo
And general misunderstanding
The KGB, assumed that the British Government
Were training Welsh people to become spies
The British Government got wind of this
And deliberately gave their spy whales names
Such as Evan, Hugh, and Taff
Thus further confusing the KGB
But the error was later realised
Thence the Russians began building robotic whales
But they kept going rusty
Next they tried genetic...
Had heard of spy whales
From one of their agents/spies
Based in North Wales, UK
And due to a simple typo
And general misunderstanding
The KGB, assumed that the British Government
Were training Welsh people to become spies
The British Government got wind of this
And deliberately gave their spy whales names
Such as Evan, Hugh, and Taff
Thus further confusing the KGB
But the error was later realised
Thence the Russians began building robotic whales
But they kept going rusty
Next they tried genetic...
#fish
#funny
#satirical #technology
#satirical #technology
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Big Bang Theory
The Singularity is upon us.
The algorithms have won the battle.
We've been reduced to human cattle.
Am I scared..... not one bit.
I know that fear is just a mental formation subject to arising and ceasing and is impermanent.
This is evolution or devolution depending on individual perceptions.
The algorithms have won the battle.
We've been reduced to human cattle.
Am I scared..... not one bit.
I know that fear is just a mental formation subject to arising and ceasing and is impermanent.
This is evolution or devolution depending on individual perceptions.
#technology
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BOTS
Let's talk about those
BOTS!!
Now Shall We???
They are really doing
the most;
Do you Agree???
They be doing things
that you
JUST WON'T BELIEVE!!
Asking for MONEY,
and TRYING TO SCHEME!!!
They send
FRIEND REQUEST, and
hack your PROFILE,
pretending to be you,
TRY TO LOG IN,
GET LOCKED OUT
You change your
PASSWORD, and
then get back in,
a few months later
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!
They portray your FRIENDS,
and you know they are not,
TAKE HEED to what they do,
Chances are ...
BOTS!!
Now Shall We???
They are really doing
the most;
Do you Agree???
They be doing things
that you
JUST WON'T BELIEVE!!
Asking for MONEY,
and TRYING TO SCHEME!!!
They send
FRIEND REQUEST, and
hack your PROFILE,
pretending to be you,
TRY TO LOG IN,
GET LOCKED OUT
You change your
PASSWORD, and
then get back in,
a few months later
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!
They portray your FRIENDS,
and you know they are not,
TAKE HEED to what they do,
Chances are ...
#technology
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Dating Profile (competition entry)
My name is Belinda Snow,
And I am twenty-four.
I'm from The Glen,
I'd like to meet men,
Between 23 and 30
He's gotta be a little flirty.
I'm 5'4"
He's gotta be at least a few inches more.
No dick pics please,
Strong cologne makes me sneeze 🤧
Looks are somewhat important,
But so long as you aren't a c*nt,
You should be fine.
We could enjoy a nice glass of wine.
In a beer garden, or by a cosy pub fire,
Depends on the weather, in this country it's dire!
Perhaps even a walk, ...
And I am twenty-four.
I'm from The Glen,
I'd like to meet men,
Between 23 and 30
He's gotta be a little flirty.
I'm 5'4"
He's gotta be at least a few inches more.
No dick pics please,
Strong cologne makes me sneeze 🤧
Looks are somewhat important,
But so long as you aren't a c*nt,
You should be fine.
We could enjoy a nice glass of wine.
In a beer garden, or by a cosy pub fire,
Depends on the weather, in this country it's dire!
Perhaps even a walk, ...
#dating
#technology
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You let this happen
The namesakes’ flesh to be ripped by hidden claw,
Revealed at the behest of the man on the platform.
Impersonal business, devoid. Edicts not to be compromised.
Who could stay a killer’s hand?
It was not the lion that roamed the land.
Babylon. Salvation. Now an eye is on the eastern shore.
Part of a scheme for the human platform.
Personal business, retribution, every woman and child alive.
He sends intelligence back to the base,
Automate the planned disgrace.
Dreaming. The seeded clouds of the starry north,
Shall host the...
Revealed at the behest of the man on the platform.
Impersonal business, devoid. Edicts not to be compromised.
Who could stay a killer’s hand?
It was not the lion that roamed the land.
Babylon. Salvation. Now an eye is on the eastern shore.
Part of a scheme for the human platform.
Personal business, retribution, every woman and child alive.
He sends intelligence back to the base,
Automate the planned disgrace.
Dreaming. The seeded clouds of the starry north,
Shall host the...
#HumanRights
#spiritual
#technology
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A.I.
Artificial intelligence?
Artificial insemination?
Artificial insanity
A.I.
A.I.
O
Man versus the machine
Man ecomes machine
Machine versus machine
M.A.D.
by Jemia
Artificial insemination?
Artificial insanity
A.I.
A.I.
O
Man versus the machine
Man ecomes machine
Machine versus machine
M.A.D.
by Jemia
#fate
#technology
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A Hellhound by any other name - NaPoWriMo 24
What fresh hell is this?
What madness sought this out?
The folly and failure of technology
is in striving to create the impossible
with little to regard
to whether it should be possible.
Robot dogs that carry flamethrowers,
yet another step on the path of dystopia
each step paved with good intentions
and gilded by profit margins
to a new horrible hell on earth.
What madness sought this out?
The folly and failure of technology
is in striving to create the impossible
with little to regard
to whether it should be possible.
Robot dogs that carry flamethrowers,
yet another step on the path of dystopia
each step paved with good intentions
and gilded by profit margins
to a new horrible hell on earth.
#NaPoWriMo2024
#scary
#technology
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The borderline
We live in a time of wonder
Useful tech is they rhyhme of our time
But I think that it is needed
That we draw a borderline
The emergence of AI
Brought this foremost to my mind
Celebrated replacement of humans?
I think this is so unkind
Just because it can be done
To replace us one by one
Doesn’t mean that many things
Shouldn’t remain the domain of man
We can not all sit around all day
And write books and poetry
We need something worthwhile to do
Should this be taken from me and you? ...
Useful tech is they rhyhme of our time
But I think that it is needed
That we draw a borderline
The emergence of AI
Brought this foremost to my mind
Celebrated replacement of humans?
I think this is so unkind
Just because it can be done
To replace us one by one
Doesn’t mean that many things
Shouldn’t remain the domain of man
We can not all sit around all day
And write books and poetry
We need something worthwhile to do
Should this be taken from me and you? ...
#technology
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AI Or Oo-er?
I don't fully comprehend
What's occuring
With all this AI stuff
Taking over the world
But my laptop
Has just informed me
That i'm to be
It's bitch!
Oo-er!
by Jemia
What's occuring
With all this AI stuff
Taking over the world
But my laptop
Has just informed me
That i'm to be
It's bitch!
Oo-er!
by Jemia
#technology
#funny
#surreal #dystopian
#surreal #dystopian
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A Tale of two Bourbons
Bourbon has me floating
with zero gravity.
A main course of hazardous,
that doesn’t have to be.
This mad vulture plucking
meat by facsimile.
Fattened by the plagues
that he digests digitally.
Cumming zeros and ones on the
breasts of technology.
While plunging balls deep into
the death of humanity.
A whole life lived that can die
with the pull of a plug.
All the while reality tossed
under the rug.
At least the alcohol I’m
drinking is real.
Outside the grasp of
an electronic...
with zero gravity.
A main course of hazardous,
that doesn’t have to be.
This mad vulture plucking
meat by facsimile.
Fattened by the plagues
that he digests digitally.
Cumming zeros and ones on the
breasts of technology.
While plunging balls deep into
the death of humanity.
A whole life lived that can die
with the pull of a plug.
All the while reality tossed
under the rug.
At least the alcohol I’m
drinking is real.
Outside the grasp of
an electronic...
#dreams
#technology
#alcohol
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AI The Flower Girl
I was telling someone the other day
As we looked over a pond in the local park
Appreciating the beauty of the water lillies
And the magical dragonflies
And i told her
That this reminded me
Of a setting in Frankenstein
Of a scene by a river
Where Frankenstein's monster
Meets a young girl
Who is totally unafraid of him
The monster
Seems to appreciate the nature around them
And when the girl throws a flower
Into the flowing river by them
The monster
Seeing the girl as another flower
Picks her up
And throws...
As we looked over a pond in the local park
Appreciating the beauty of the water lillies
And the magical dragonflies
And i told her
That this reminded me
Of a setting in Frankenstein
Of a scene by a river
Where Frankenstein's monster
Meets a young girl
Who is totally unafraid of him
The monster
Seems to appreciate the nature around them
And when the girl throws a flower
Into the flowing river by them
The monster
Seeing the girl as another flower
Picks her up
And throws...
#technology
#monsters
#humankind #tragedy
#humankind #tragedy
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Trolling the Stream
Trolling the stream, watch the yuppies go in circles.
Shallow rollers, biting the cast with the current, turning inward with the tide.
Exposed for catfish, bellies in the waves.
For bottom feeders, down the flow, over rocky terrain, unknown.
They also bite when it rains, or if there's assumed bait.
Skip a rock, watch the ripples, and they look to feed.
Hook, line, and sinker - caught.
Used for bigger fish in deep, still waters.
Shallow rollers, biting the cast with the current, turning inward with the tide.
Exposed for catfish, bellies in the waves.
For bottom feeders, down the flow, over rocky terrain, unknown.
They also bite when it rains, or if there's assumed bait.
Skip a rock, watch the ripples, and they look to feed.
Hook, line, and sinker - caught.
Used for bigger fish in deep, still waters.
#technology
#prose
#metaphor
#philosophical
#dating
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