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PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
513 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
513 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
513 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
513 reads
39 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
513 reads
39 Comments
Baldwin
Poem Published
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
For Robert Herrick
When swift to me some whey my milkmaid tows
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
#parody
#PopCulture
293 reads
1 Comment
Baldwin
Poem Published
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
23rd Jan 2023 2:36pm
For Robert Herrick
When swift to me some whey my milkmaid tows
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
how I'll then laud my bovine beaux
for all the satisfaction that my stomach knows.
And how I’ll call “come back to me”
when then she leaves me all too hurriedly,
"Ah Lass, I am unsated yet by thee!".
#parody
#PopCulture
293 reads
1 Comment
MySmile
Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
113 reads
2 Comments
MySmile
Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
113 reads
2 Comments
MySmile
Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
113 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 7:53pm
12th Jan 2025 7:53pm
My live storie
Im heere two tel u that u ned too stay in skol
I am proof that if yo do't go to skool yo'l end up like me
i dropes out of the 1st grad becuse my teecher give me bad grades & homwork
I left home
I wind up on the stret
dope and alchol fuked my brain by 9
I can't wread & rite two wel
was shot n tha arm and legg thre times
Mum and pops disoned me
I found jeebus, satan and PAR one day
They puled me from the guter
they tawt me how to be a nice, kind man
They said sun, u ned to write your storie
They dircted me to DUP
Now...
I am proof that if yo do't go to skool yo'l end up like me
i dropes out of the 1st grad becuse my teecher give me bad grades & homwork
I left home
I wind up on the stret
dope and alchol fuked my brain by 9
I can't wread & rite two wel
was shot n tha arm and legg thre times
Mum and pops disoned me
I found jeebus, satan and PAR one day
They puled me from the guter
they tawt me how to be a nice, kind man
They said sun, u ned to write your storie
They dircted me to DUP
Now...
#determination
#parody
#PersonalGrowth
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
114 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 7:53pm
12th Jan 2025 7:53pm
My live storie
Im heere two tel u that u ned too stay in skol
I am proof that if yo do't go to skool yo'l end up like me
i dropes out of the 1st grad becuse my teecher give me bad grades & homwork
I left home
I wind up on the stret
dope and alchol fuked my brain by 9
I can't wread & rite two wel
was shot n tha arm and legg thre times
Mum and pops disoned me
I found jeebus, satan and PAR one day
They puled me from the guter
they tawt me how to be a nice, kind man
They said sun, u ned to write your storie
They dircted me to DUP
Now...
I am proof that if yo do't go to skool yo'l end up like me
i dropes out of the 1st grad becuse my teecher give me bad grades & homwork
I left home
I wind up on the stret
dope and alchol fuked my brain by 9
I can't wread & rite two wel
was shot n tha arm and legg thre times
Mum and pops disoned me
I found jeebus, satan and PAR one day
They puled me from the guter
they tawt me how to be a nice, kind man
They said sun, u ned to write your storie
They dircted me to DUP
Now...
#determination
#parody
#PersonalGrowth
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
114 reads
10 Comments
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