Least Read Poems for and About Parents

a sunken
bulldozer
covered
by the Northwest

a fossil
symptom
of man between
Swan Lake and  
Kreger Lake  
 
between pterodactyls  
and annihilation  
 
it disappeared  
in a manner  
of intervals  
 
by the sunfeather  
and moonroll
 
by Mount Tambora  
of the year  
without summer  
 
by the tsunamis  
of elephants  
running to peak  
as an alarm  
 
by the robin bleary  
owl dives  
 
by the...

Two things caught my attention today on my morning walk.

One:
There was a woman pushing a stroller along with a dog in it.I hope the dog was incapacitated in some way and not adopting our human tendency towards indolence.Dogs will soon be flying first class and the owners in the cargo hold.

Two:
There was a young mother pushing a stroller along with a toddler in it.The toddler had in his tiny hands a mobile phone.I hope that young mother was incapacitated in some way and not adopting our modern tendency to outsource parenting to big tech.Big tech will soon be...

I could kill my Mom,
for the pain she put me through
by dying, God knows...

Your additude is shit, I really hate it.
You're such a little sass makes me want to kick your ass.
You drive me insane with your video games. You act like you're three throwing temper tantrums for all to see.
You're a Jackal and a Hyde, never know what side you'll be.
You go from 0-60 in .35