Poems About Identity by New Members

Bleach -  Available near the Ladies Room.  WARNING: this may burn your eyes.  Use as a jerk repellent!

Urine - Inside the Men's Room exclusive eau de toilet!
Economically priced!

Sewer - Available near the north side of building. The scent of ASS.  The 2024 Gay Scent!!!

Farts - Available everywhere inside Greyhound. Includes free spritzer!  Our lowest priced scent!

French fries -  Available near the restaurant.  Hot Grease!  Attracts hungry men and dogs.  Maybe bears!!!

Tobacco - Sample near the doors.  Very few still available!...

Bleach -  Available near the Ladies Room.  WARNING: this may burn your eyes.  Use as a jerk repellent!

Urine - Inside the Men's Room exclusive eau de toilet!
Economically priced!

Sewer - Available near the north side of building. The scent of ASS.  The 2024 Gay Scent!!!

Farts - Available everywhere inside Greyhound. Includes free spritzer!  Our lowest priced scent!

French fries -  Available near the restaurant.  Hot Grease!  Attracts hungry men and dogs.  Maybe bears!!!

Tobacco - Sample near the doors.  Very few still available!...