Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
#food
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
17th May 2024 00:11am
17th May 2024 00:11am
democracy at work ..
went to the polling station;
they asked for official photographic proof of identity.
I said whose ?
they said yours, if you want to vote.
I said don’t be so silly,
either you want this pizza or you
don’t ..
they asked for official photographic proof of identity.
I said whose ?
they said yours, if you want to vote.
I said don’t be so silly,
either you want this pizza or you
don’t ..
#corruption
#food
#politics
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dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
4th May 2024 1:08am
4th May 2024 1:08am
food
I eat simply
I mean it isn’t
hard
I simply
chew and then
swallow
I mean it isn’t
hard
I simply
chew and then
swallow
#food
170 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Apr 2024 9:02pm
29th Apr 2024 9:02pm
Food Orgy
We love to role play
I was the hamburgler
She was the cow from Chick-fil-a
She'd eat my meat
She tasted like chicken
I'd pour gravy all over her buns
Our bodies, they were sticken
I once was Ronald McDonald
Slapping her with my big mac
She was Dolly Madison
Her pussy stuffed with zinger snacks
In the future she can be Betty Crocker
And I'll be the Pillsbury Dough Boy
I'll stick my crescent stick in her chocolate gutter
Time to glaze Betty's face, enjoy
I was the hamburgler
She was the cow from Chick-fil-a
She'd eat my meat
She tasted like chicken
I'd pour gravy all over her buns
Our bodies, they were sticken
I once was Ronald McDonald
Slapping her with my big mac
She was Dolly Madison
Her pussy stuffed with zinger snacks
In the future she can be Betty Crocker
And I'll be the Pillsbury Dough Boy
I'll stick my crescent stick in her chocolate gutter
Time to glaze Betty's face, enjoy
#food
#funny
#parody
#rhyming
#sex
208 reads
10 Comments
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
29th Apr 2024 5:15am
29th Apr 2024 5:15am
Cold Comfort-Second Scoop
The role of an icecream scooper
is not a gig that's easy.
Especially on hot Summer nights
when the store
is super busy.
Customers uttering
dog day's mumbles,
lined up out the door
just to pick a number.
Believe me
icecream is like
scooping granite
when straight
from the walk-in freezer
and we could have used
a stick of dynamite
if someone
ordered Daiquiri Ice.
To prepare milkshakes
we'd slide the steel collar
into a paper cup
and mount it on the blender. ...
is not a gig that's easy.
Especially on hot Summer nights
when the store
is super busy.
Customers uttering
dog day's mumbles,
lined up out the door
just to pick a number.
Believe me
icecream is like
scooping granite
when straight
from the walk-in freezer
and we could have used
a stick of dynamite
if someone
ordered Daiquiri Ice.
To prepare milkshakes
we'd slide the steel collar
into a paper cup
and mount it on the blender. ...
#childhood
#food
#job
#memories
#NaPoWriMo2024
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5 Comments
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
29th Apr 2024 2:27am
29th Apr 2024 2:27am
Cold Comfort-First Scoop
Yeah, I did my time
on the ice cream scooper line.
On my first day
the most senior server said,
“we'll call him Buffalo Bob.”
supposing the reference
was to the Howdy Doody host
and not to my corpulence.
I was told that
one would likely lose
their affection
for the creamy confection.
Not so in my case.
To this very day
Ice cream ranks
second or third place
in my dessert predilection.
My favorites
an orange sherbert, vanilla
milkshake,
chocolate chip
on a...
on the ice cream scooper line.
On my first day
the most senior server said,
“we'll call him Buffalo Bob.”
supposing the reference
was to the Howdy Doody host
and not to my corpulence.
I was told that
one would likely lose
their affection
for the creamy confection.
Not so in my case.
To this very day
Ice cream ranks
second or third place
in my dessert predilection.
My favorites
an orange sherbert, vanilla
milkshake,
chocolate chip
on a...
#childhood
#food
#love
#memories
#NaPoWriMo2024
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2 Comments
PoemStranger
Poem Published
27th Apr 2024 8:20pm
27th Apr 2024 8:20pm
The World’s Worst Restaurant Names
#alcohol
#food
106 reads
2 Comments
Kinkwizard_95
Poem Published
25th Apr 2024 6:51pm
25th Apr 2024 6:51pm
Gnaw
Can I be your dinner?
Would you eat me raw?
Cover me in salt and pepper
At my body you should gnaw!
I’ve heard flesh tastes quite good actually
I’m veggie, so even better for your gut too
Season me with all the spices
All those condiments, please do
Sizzle me in that frying pan
Have me medium rare
I may not quite fit in your oven mate
But atleast I come with personal flair
I may not be your favourite meal
Can’t say I’ve ever tried human myself!
Atleast give me a good go though
Who knows, maybe...
Would you eat me raw?
Cover me in salt and pepper
At my body you should gnaw!
I’ve heard flesh tastes quite good actually
I’m veggie, so even better for your gut too
Season me with all the spices
All those condiments, please do
Sizzle me in that frying pan
Have me medium rare
I may not quite fit in your oven mate
But atleast I come with personal flair
I may not be your favourite meal
Can’t say I’ve ever tried human myself!
Atleast give me a good go though
Who knows, maybe...
#food
#NaPoWriMo2024
#surreal
183 reads
5 Comments
PoemStranger
Poem Published
24th Apr 2024 8:33pm
24th Apr 2024 8:33pm
The World’s Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Cabbages and Condoms
#alcohol
#food
92 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
24th Apr 2024 10:57am
24th Apr 2024 10:57am
Nothing will go to waste
Welcome to my c-oven
you'll be sanctified
later on, you'll be purified
tomorrow, you'll be rectified
It's time...
it's time for the sacrifice
the sacrifice of YOU!
You wait for the cows to come home
but baby you squirm like an earthworm
sinker, hook & line
your organs we will dine
We slaughter and then we deep fry
crispy on the inner thigh
I now want more, just like a drunken whore
Like it or not,
dissected and cooked,
before you rot
Justify
Comply ...
you'll be sanctified
later on, you'll be purified
tomorrow, you'll be rectified
It's time...
it's time for the sacrifice
the sacrifice of YOU!
You wait for the cows to come home
but baby you squirm like an earthworm
sinker, hook & line
your organs we will dine
We slaughter and then we deep fry
crispy on the inner thigh
I now want more, just like a drunken whore
Like it or not,
dissected and cooked,
before you rot
Justify
Comply ...
#food
#religion
#rhyming
#sacrifice
#satirical
143 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Apr 2024 9:02pm
21st Apr 2024 9:02pm
5 Star Hotel
#dirty
#food
#lust
#porn
#sex
344 reads
8 Comments
Josiah
Poem Published
21st Apr 2024 5:07am
21st Apr 2024 5:07am
Pico de Gallo
Without hesitation, my hands furl
Sharpest blade, carbon steel
Satisfaction, skin splitting open
Guts, juices, spilling out, sweet
Tomato blood thick on these hands
How dare he bring her to my table
Screaming stocks leak chlorophyll
Cilantro, tearing, limb from limb
A hint of intrigue, a freshness
I hope it tastes like soap to you
Depedation and decapitation
Prying outer layers, for insides
Chopping, violent and precise
Onions, your tears, never enough
Tossed with serano and lime
With a smile, I deliver on time, ...
Sharpest blade, carbon steel
Satisfaction, skin splitting open
Guts, juices, spilling out, sweet
Tomato blood thick on these hands
How dare he bring her to my table
Screaming stocks leak chlorophyll
Cilantro, tearing, limb from limb
A hint of intrigue, a freshness
I hope it tastes like soap to you
Depedation and decapitation
Prying outer layers, for insides
Chopping, violent and precise
Onions, your tears, never enough
Tossed with serano and lime
With a smile, I deliver on time, ...
#anger
#betrayal
#food
#NaPoWriMo2024
#relationships
139 reads
0 Comments
faithmairee
Poem Published
19th Apr 2024 11:21pm
19th Apr 2024 11:21pm
Flip Them Fish
Cajun fries
red beans and rice
salmon cooking
on the grill
I love good food
and always will
jambalaya and
gumbo too
There's plenty of
grub here for
me and you
red beans and rice
salmon cooking
on the grill
I love good food
and always will
jambalaya and
gumbo too
There's plenty of
grub here for
me and you
#food
#temptation
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