Poems About Food Seeking Friendly Advice
#food
Tenderloin
Poem Published
23rd Nov 2024 2:33pm
23rd Nov 2024 2:33pm
The Mouth Amends
#food
#lust
#prison #sex
#prison #sex
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missjem56
Poem Published
20th Nov 2024 3:31pm
20th Nov 2024 3:31pm
Chocolate Eclair
Eating chocolate
in bed
Tis oft
been said
Is better
than sex
Without to much
to flex
So why not
have both at once
For much more
interesting stunts
Chocolate,
with a creamy filling
To lick away,
when the desire is willing!
by Jemia
in bed
Tis oft
been said
Is better
than sex
Without to much
to flex
So why not
have both at once
For much more
interesting stunts
Chocolate,
with a creamy filling
To lick away,
when the desire is willing!
by Jemia
#food
#lust
#passion
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
Cheesed Off
Shredder
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
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Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 10:00am
23rd Oct 2024 10:00am
Milch Cow
Lowing
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
#animals
#fate
#food #sadness
#food #sadness
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missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Oct 2024 00:51am
22nd Oct 2024 00:51am
Ducky
What
to
eat?
I
really
don't
know?
I
think
i'll
eat
An
Platypus
toe!
"Waiter!
where's
the
bill?"
by Jemia
to
eat?
I
really
don't
know?
I
think
i'll
eat
An
Platypus
toe!
"Waiter!
where's
the
bill?"
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
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Shinobi
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 2:42pm
17th Oct 2024 2:42pm
Peanut Butter Sandwich In Parliament
he strolled down the lane
taking peanut butter sandwiches
to the prime minister, while
whistling a jaunty tune, about
fool's gold and a baboon.
he knocked at the door
from the chamber there was an uproar
switching off the telly, labor
wanted jelly, to fill their fat bellies
and as for the torries, they
want to regal him about war
and past glories, while they
jumped into foxholes, smearing
themselves in marmite.
a comedy of errors, a cast of characters
that were caricatures of themselves...
taking peanut butter sandwiches
to the prime minister, while
whistling a jaunty tune, about
fool's gold and a baboon.
he knocked at the door
from the chamber there was an uproar
switching off the telly, labor
wanted jelly, to fill their fat bellies
and as for the torries, they
want to regal him about war
and past glories, while they
jumped into foxholes, smearing
themselves in marmite.
a comedy of errors, a cast of characters
that were caricatures of themselves...
#consumerism
#food
#funny
#politics
#rhyming
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Oct 2024 5:44pm
1st Oct 2024 5:44pm
The Bleak Beak (5-7-5)
A
worm
wriggles
free
Vermian
spaghetti
raw
Escaping
bird
beaks
by Jemia
worm
wriggles
free
Vermian
spaghetti
raw
Escaping
bird
beaks
by Jemia
#birds
#food
#nature
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Sep 2024 3:09pm
27th Sep 2024 3:09pm
The Fishy Egghead!
All the planets
Must be in allignment
For this rare occurence
That without my conscious awareness
Or pre-planning
Have brought two elements together
Once united
Create an almost Utopean marriage
Of the senses
Especially that of taste!
For i now have in my possession
Eggs (scrambled) , and poached Salmon
Accompanied by toast
When i say poached Salmon
I didn't steal it
Else
It would of been poached, poached Salmon
To accompany my scrambled head!
by Jemia
Must be in allignment
For this rare occurence
That without my conscious awareness
Or pre-planning
Have brought two elements together
Once united
Create an almost Utopean marriage
Of the senses
Especially that of taste!
For i now have in my possession
Eggs (scrambled) , and poached Salmon
Accompanied by toast
When i say poached Salmon
I didn't steal it
Else
It would of been poached, poached Salmon
To accompany my scrambled head!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
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down2dirt
Poem Published
31st Aug 2024 4:40am
31st Aug 2024 4:40am
lunch with benefits
#food
186 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
21st Aug 2024 12:43pm
21st Aug 2024 12:43pm
Cheesed On! (5-7-5)
I
love
Camembert
It's
delicious
gooeyness
Bagette,
and
red
wine
by Jemia
love
Camembert
It's
delicious
gooeyness
Bagette,
and
red
wine
by Jemia
#food
#happiness
#LifeAsAWriter
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Lamjhnsn1
Poem Published
17th Aug 2024 6:52am
17th Aug 2024 6:52am
Passiflora Edulis (At Your Waist)
Of cocktails sweet,
Which of these, have I imbibed?
That when poured out, leave my tongue inscribed.
Passion fruits, by their taste,
Flowing plentiful, at your waist.
Passiflora edulis, I nurse upon your seed;
A healing balm, to enjoy, atop your own Gilead.
Purple passions pass through you, & also your rind.
I peel away at those layers, to free the nectar confined.
Do I sense, Granadilla, of a much sweeter flavor.
Your deeper cloying, is among those, my memory will long savor.
I've think I've eaten Maracuja, from your Brazil; ...
Which of these, have I imbibed?
That when poured out, leave my tongue inscribed.
Passion fruits, by their taste,
Flowing plentiful, at your waist.
Passiflora edulis, I nurse upon your seed;
A healing balm, to enjoy, atop your own Gilead.
Purple passions pass through you, & also your rind.
I peel away at those layers, to free the nectar confined.
Do I sense, Granadilla, of a much sweeter flavor.
Your deeper cloying, is among those, my memory will long savor.
I've think I've eaten Maracuja, from your Brazil; ...
#admiration
#beauty
#erotic
#food
#sensual
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