Poems About Food Seeking Friendly Advice
#food
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 12:20pm
3rd Jan 2025 12:20pm
Baked Beings
For breakfast
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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Lawrence
Lawrence
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 00:32am
23rd Dec 2024 00:32am
Nobody Died Today
nobody died today so I
could have another meal
no birds were caged or throats were cut,
what is not seen is real
brutality and cruelty
kids taken from their mothers,
the horrors of the slaughterhouse
are not for animal lovers -
nobody died today so I
could steal and wear their skins
no feathers were plucked, no one was trucked
it's now time we begin
to get rid of the fear and panic
which becomes us every time
we ignore the pain and suffering
simply because it's not mine -
nobody died today...
could have another meal
no birds were caged or throats were cut,
what is not seen is real
brutality and cruelty
kids taken from their mothers,
the horrors of the slaughterhouse
are not for animal lovers -
nobody died today so I
could steal and wear their skins
no feathers were plucked, no one was trucked
it's now time we begin
to get rid of the fear and panic
which becomes us every time
we ignore the pain and suffering
simply because it's not mine -
nobody died today...
#food
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missjem56
Poem Published
17th Dec 2024 6:09pm
17th Dec 2024 6:09pm
The Marmite Monster
The Marmite monster
Sometimes leaves
Their sticky footprints
In my hair!
And sometimes
Seemingly everywhere!
But where i like
This Marmite monster most
Is when he's crept
Across my toast!
by Jemia
Sometimes leaves
Their sticky footprints
In my hair!
And sometimes
Seemingly everywhere!
But where i like
This Marmite monster most
Is when he's crept
Across my toast!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#monsters #satirical
#monsters #satirical
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Koulouri
Poem Published
5th Dec 2024 2:53pm
5th Dec 2024 2:53pm
A bite of Heaven
Creamy and
warm
enveloped by
softness
A delicate meal,
often blanketed with sauce.
a slightly sticky
dough shell
hiding away
rich secrets
Sometimes round,
sometimes square.
impatiently waiting
for them to rise
in the boiling water
with fingers pressed
into the warm stovetop
warm
enveloped by
softness
A delicate meal,
often blanketed with sauce.
a slightly sticky
dough shell
hiding away
rich secrets
Sometimes round,
sometimes square.
impatiently waiting
for them to rise
in the boiling water
with fingers pressed
into the warm stovetop
#food
65 reads
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Tenderloin
Poem Published
23rd Nov 2024 2:33pm
23rd Nov 2024 2:33pm
The Mouth Amends
#food
#lust
#prison #sex
#prison #sex
210 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
20th Nov 2024 3:31pm
20th Nov 2024 3:31pm
Chocolate Eclair
Eating chocolate
in bed
Tis oft
been said
Is better
than sex
Without to much
to flex
So why not
have both at once
For much more
interesting stunts
Chocolate,
with a creamy filling
To lick away,
when the desire is willing!
by Jemia
in bed
Tis oft
been said
Is better
than sex
Without to much
to flex
So why not
have both at once
For much more
interesting stunts
Chocolate,
with a creamy filling
To lick away,
when the desire is willing!
by Jemia
#food
#lust
#passion
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
Cheesed Off
Shredder
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
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Bandymandy65
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
23rd Oct 2024 8:05pm
Food 4 thought
Robbie was a Rib you could tell he had good tone
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
Wet, warm and sticky you could even see his bone
He looked all sultry and had an engine like a rolls royce
The way he fell off the bone made women rather moist
His mates liked a laugh they always took the piss
Some days this made Robbie angry he didn't like being ribbed
This kinda talk just sent him rather spare
He just didn't join in, a reply was always rare
Karen was a corn on the cob and she was all steamy
With a look in her eyes which made her rather dreamy ...
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#funny
#rhyming
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 10:00am
23rd Oct 2024 10:00am
Milch Cow
Lowing
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
#animals
#fate
#food #sadness
#food #sadness
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missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Oct 2024 00:51am
22nd Oct 2024 00:51am
Ducky
What
to
eat?
I
really
don't
know?
I
think
i'll
eat
An
Platypus
toe!
"Waiter!
where's
the
bill?"
by Jemia
to
eat?
I
really
don't
know?
I
think
i'll
eat
An
Platypus
toe!
"Waiter!
where's
the
bill?"
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
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Shinobi
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 2:42pm
17th Oct 2024 2:42pm
Peanut Butter Sandwich In Parliament
he strolled down the lane
taking peanut butter sandwiches
to the prime minister, while
whistling a jaunty tune, about
fool's gold and a baboon.
he knocked at the door
from the chamber there was an uproar
switching off the telly, labor
wanted jelly, to fill their fat bellies
and as for the torries, they
want to regal him about war
and past glories, while they
jumped into foxholes, smearing
themselves in marmite.
a comedy of errors, a cast of characters
that were caricatures of themselves...
taking peanut butter sandwiches
to the prime minister, while
whistling a jaunty tune, about
fool's gold and a baboon.
he knocked at the door
from the chamber there was an uproar
switching off the telly, labor
wanted jelly, to fill their fat bellies
and as for the torries, they
want to regal him about war
and past glories, while they
jumped into foxholes, smearing
themselves in marmite.
a comedy of errors, a cast of characters
that were caricatures of themselves...
#consumerism
#food
#funny
#politics
#rhyming
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Oct 2024 5:44pm
1st Oct 2024 5:44pm
The Bleak Beak (5-7-5)
A
worm
wriggles
free
Vermian
spaghetti
raw
Escaping
bird
beaks
by Jemia
worm
wriggles
free
Vermian
spaghetti
raw
Escaping
bird
beaks
by Jemia
#birds
#food
#nature
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