Christmas by Top Critiquers Poems
#Christmas
Christmas Sleighed
Santa aye I got a bat in the the sleigh, let me pull it out the bag
Pull up on Mrs. Claus and knock the milk and cookies out that old hag
Christmas is a time for holly, jolly cheer
Let's pour down an ounce of beer on the ground for it seems like Saint Nick will miss it this year
Call frosty the snowman if you want to but be warned he will meet this blow torch so fast he will evaporate to liquid
One of the elves must have mixed your eggnog with acid to have you think Rudolph and his gang of reindeers can jump me are you stupid
I'll rob you out of your...
Pull up on Mrs. Claus and knock the milk and cookies out that old hag
Christmas is a time for holly, jolly cheer
Let's pour down an ounce of beer on the ground for it seems like Saint Nick will miss it this year
Call frosty the snowman if you want to but be warned he will meet this blow torch so fast he will evaporate to liquid
One of the elves must have mixed your eggnog with acid to have you think Rudolph and his gang of reindeers can jump me are you stupid
I'll rob you out of your...
#Christmas
#funny
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Christmas wish
#lust
#BDSM
#Christmas #sexy
#Christmas #sexy
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Traveling Across The Miles By Train
It was while they were
traveling across the miles
by train after spending
Christmas with her family
that Elizabeth and her
roommate Judy got turned
on, stripped down and
kissed and touched each
other all over until they
reached the peak of
orgasm and collapsed.
traveling across the miles
by train after spending
Christmas with her family
that Elizabeth and her
roommate Judy got turned
on, stripped down and
kissed and touched each
other all over until they
reached the peak of
orgasm and collapsed.
#Christmas
#fiction
#FreeVerse
#lesbian
#sex
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Santa Didn’t Read the Letters
Twas Christmas Eve, the house was still,
Jane and Tim plotted their vengeance with skill.
For Santa had failed, and the kids were upset,
Their dreams turned to ashes they’d never forget.
Jane had asked for a pony, sleek and refined,
But got socks with glitter, was Santa out of his mind?
Tim begged for a bike, a two-wheeled dream,
Instead, he unwrapped some socks and nose cream.
“What is this nonsense?” Jane cried in despair.
“Does Santa think this will show he cares?”
“He’s lazy or blind,” Tim said with a sneer,
“We’ll make...
Jane and Tim plotted their vengeance with skill.
For Santa had failed, and the kids were upset,
Their dreams turned to ashes they’d never forget.
Jane had asked for a pony, sleek and refined,
But got socks with glitter, was Santa out of his mind?
Tim begged for a bike, a two-wheeled dream,
Instead, he unwrapped some socks and nose cream.
“What is this nonsense?” Jane cried in despair.
“Does Santa think this will show he cares?”
“He’s lazy or blind,” Tim said with a sneer,
“We’ll make...
#Christmas
#funny
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Jingle Balls
#Christmas
#sex
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Merry Christmas
Everyone wants to live forever
Trying to avoid the great unknown
Castles of silver, streets of gold
The doubts permeate your mind
Was I good enough to make it in
Or was my life to abundant with sin
Will I rise up to the heavens
Or fall to that boiling lake of fire
Will I come back as a butterfly
Or a pig fattened for slaughter
Maybe there's nothing
Spirits floating around with
Zero, zilch, nada to do
Or maybe I could be stuck in purgatory
With noone to free me
If I am reincarnated
I'd want to be a cow in...
Trying to avoid the great unknown
Castles of silver, streets of gold
The doubts permeate your mind
Was I good enough to make it in
Or was my life to abundant with sin
Will I rise up to the heavens
Or fall to that boiling lake of fire
Will I come back as a butterfly
Or a pig fattened for slaughter
Maybe there's nothing
Spirits floating around with
Zero, zilch, nada to do
Or maybe I could be stuck in purgatory
With noone to free me
If I am reincarnated
I'd want to be a cow in...
#Christmas
#death
#faith
#God
#sacrifice
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Christmas day 2024
Started not with a snowy winter's.
Wonderland dream's
Rather a foggy hazing vista.
Yet it felt Ok & it felt right.
Getting endorphin hit from the view.
Aware I'm feeling so good.
In that I'm ok your ok kinda way.
Every Christmas has been different.
But I'v really loved today.
Spent with the love'st friend.
Who's trust and love.
I'll treasure beyond the grave.
Wonderland dream's
Rather a foggy hazing vista.
Yet it felt Ok & it felt right.
Getting endorphin hit from the view.
Aware I'm feeling so good.
In that I'm ok your ok kinda way.
Every Christmas has been different.
But I'v really loved today.
Spent with the love'st friend.
Who's trust and love.
I'll treasure beyond the grave.
#Christmas
#kindness
#love #respect
#love #respect
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