Short Christmas Poems
#Christmas
Not Quite A Hamadryad
Last Christmas
I considered
Wearing a small christmas tree
On my head!
So i could declare
"Look!"
"The christmas tree
Is on top of the fairy
This year!"
But didn't!
by Jemia
I considered
Wearing a small christmas tree
On my head!
So i could declare
"Look!"
"The christmas tree
Is on top of the fairy
This year!"
But didn't!
by Jemia
#Christmas
#fairies
#funny #satirical
#funny #satirical
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Here We Are. Your Favorite Christmas Presents.

#Christmas
#fiction
#friendship
#senryu
#sex
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Merry Christmas
"Merry Christmas!" He texted.
"Come and unwrap me." I replied.
He came.
Then, so did I.
;-)
"Come and unwrap me." I replied.
He came.
Then, so did I.
;-)
#Christmas
#ShortStory
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The One Holiday Gift I'm Unable To Return
She stood by the tree.
She wore red lingerie with three bows.
She lets me pick one.
She wore red lingerie with three bows.
She lets me pick one.
#Christmas
#dialogue
#fiction
#home
#seductive
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My Daughter Is Not Here To Give You Your Present
Merry Christmas. I'm sorry that my
daughter is not here to give you
your present. I've decided
to save her the trouble
and do that for her.
So, don't you want
to strip and
hump me
now?
daughter is not here to give you
your present. I've decided
to save her the trouble
and do that for her.
So, don't you want
to strip and
hump me
now?
#Christmas
#daughter
#dialogue
#fiction
#sex
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Waiting By The Mistletoe
Staying close
lips ready
should one be so inclined
to gift me a taste
of what I need.
lips ready
should one be so inclined
to gift me a taste
of what I need.
#Christmas
#passion
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I've Got A Christmas Card
I've got a Christmas card.
She's naked and sitting on Santa's lap.
Champagne was next to them.
She's naked and sitting on Santa's lap.
Champagne was next to them.
#Christmas
#fiction
#friendship
#home
#sex
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Mistletoe
Here
Beneath
The mistletoe,
Her kisses come
Soft and slow.
Beneath
The mistletoe,
Her kisses come
Soft and slow.
#Christmas
#erotic
#lover
#passion
#sensual
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The Plump Problem
santa clause is fat
he won't make it down the chmney
no presents this year
he won't make it down the chmney
no presents this year
#Christmas
#senryu
#TruthOfLife
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Santa Came To My House
Santa came to my house.
He gave a puppy and naked Jenny.
He unwrapped her for me.
He gave a puppy and naked Jenny.
He unwrapped her for me.
#Christmas
#dialogue
#fiction
#home
#sex
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A Friend's One Christmas Nightmare
Eric saw Santa opening gifts.
One gift contains his wife's naked corpse.
He saw Santa's a skeleton.
One gift contains his wife's naked corpse.
He saw Santa's a skeleton.
#Christmas
#death
#fiction
#sex
#wife
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With Hopes Of Giving His Wife A Surprise Christmas Present
Eddie finally came home from his
business trip with hopes of giving
his wife a surprise Christmas
present. But instead, he
was surprised to see
her naked on
their bed with
three hot
studs.
business trip with hopes of giving
his wife a surprise Christmas
present. But instead, he
was surprised to see
her naked on
their bed with
three hot
studs.
#betrayal
#Christmas
#fiction
#home
#sex
179 reads
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DU Poetry : Short Christmas Poems