Boy Toy

Its always the same, every time. Some chick wants to save me from myself, swears she doesn't want to fuck me, than BAM, she's talking about fucking me, trying to fuck me, planning on fucking me, or has fucked me.

Yea I know I sound like an arrogant prick. I'm really not though. I accept that I'm a physically attractive male because I've heard it so much, but I figure I didn't have a damn thing to do with what my face looks like.

Really though, do you know what a pain in the ass it is when every girl you know from your sisters friends to the old lady across the street act like dogs in heat when you're around? Its a nightmare.

My guy friends hate me for it, the girl they like ends up staring at me, and I don't even act like I notice.

Because I hope if I ignore her she'll go away.

Theres only one girl I want to be with, and she's the only one who don't want me. That's irony huh?