EMBARRASSING GUEST

A rampant couple making love
Could be heard from a floor above;
Those passionate, animal sounds
Drifted over the hotel grounds.
A loud-mouthed guest called: “DIRTY SLUT –
DON’T YOU LOT HAVE THE WINDOW SHUT?”
To which a loud male voice replied:
“THIS SO-CALLED “SLUT” IS MY NEW BRIDE!”
Thus defending the lady’s name.
The guest blushed in the deepest shame,
While his friend said: “Al, I think
That you have had enough to drink!
You always hear things you should not
When you have been drinking a lot!”