Not The Stereotypical Teenage Female.

Girls today,
Thinking they're all that,
Strut about in a severe lack of clothes,
Starve themselves yet still say they're fat.

Arse on display,
Tits all over the web,
Sucking off whoever asks,
Popping their cherry at twelve.

Caking their face in makeup,
Looking like Nemo,
Or slapping on black eyeliner,
And labelling themselves an "emo".

The younger ones!
They're in danger too!
They smoke at 10!
And steal alcohol from you!

So what happened to the little girls?
The ones who liked to play dress up?
They've grown up in the modern day and age,
Where you're 14 and use socks to fake a C-cup.

This is terrible!
What can we do?
Our little girls are poisoned!
Evil through and through!

Never fear! There is hope!
We can save the generation of today!
Teach your girls about sport!
Make it football they wish to play!

Or maybe a bit of Xbox?
Can't go wrong there!
A bit of Call Of Duty won't hurt!
Better than obsessing over their hair!

So parents!
Some early words of warning!
Get your little girl into sports!
Or her innocence you'll be mourning.