That's that ish

You know that time in ones life.
Then you really busy living and trying to survive.
And its like this sudden ping ripples through your being.
Right through your entire life and everything you ever thought was real.

Its a second when time parts.
Where your realization is bigger than life itself and even the stars.
All the great men in history,
Have experienced this feeling.
From Nostradamus to Einstein when they fathomed the stature of there creations
Columbus probably saw the US and thought "I could be sitting on a gold mine, an Empire"

Sitting on an Empire- Yeah that kinda feels about right.

That moment hit me like my bitch caught me cheating.
My eyes popped to X's
My mouth like "OH"
But unlike the american dream,
I can't wait on the French to deliver my liberty.
That bitch still had to travel over European seas,
I have to Take care of shit real REAL quick!!!
So I'm like, Excuse the pun, Fuck this shit, and split...

By now my Eye brows so high they tickling my hairline,
I mustve Run through like Four walls.
Started border lining time travel Velocity with every stride forward.
Had to fall back to the speed of light incase I get I ticket for breaking Physics Laws.

Got to the bathroom,
And every damn cubicle was full
Felt a few movements in my digestive tubes.
Standing there I couldn't handle it no more.
The ass seams on my pants tore...

It started storming as I began transforming.
Began cursing at all the toilets occupants.
Like "Yo I wanted to do take a damn shit fool".
"Now look what the fuck yall went and made me do".
I started on towards the doors.
Dudes was climbing up and over the walls,
Pants still stuck at they knees from what I saw,
All scurrying out like roaches heeding the warning.

I Walked into toilet number four and,
Took my underpants off like the boss I am.
Cause obviously Hulks drawers never ever tore, right man?!
Huffing and puffing...
Eyes rolling up the fucking back of my head like I'm cummin...
Then all heaven broke loose...
And I was there stuttering in groans of satisfaction that echoed around the room.

Then flat line silence and smooth...
It suddenly felt as if everything made sense...
All of creation, the stars, moon, astro physics and even Justin Biebers relativity to all this, it all made sense!
For that couple of seconds.
Sorted my self out, flushed and walked out.
Man there was some pimp in my step now.
Chest pushed out.
Yeah nigga look at me now.
feeling like Rick Ross walking into an all you can eat McDonald's
In the end it is what it is
But I can't believe I just wrote a whole piece
about the sudden realization that I really need to take a shit