Stranger than fiction.

   My names Ditch, I'm a 23 year old junkie, i slam at least forty bucks worth of speed a day, to be honest tho, it takes over a hundred worth to get me where I wanna be. Its not easy to come up with that kinda cash.
 
  Sometimes if im not all twacked I can get a ball on front and hustle it off to pay for mine, payday means a good time for sure, but theres always the times when my credit sucks, and ive got a week until pay day. Thats when shit gets wild, crazy, stupid, and fun.

  I'll hit up walmart late at night with a friend parked outside waiting for me. I grab a shopping cart or a basket, and head for the electronics department. The tv series dvds get the most at a pawn shop, and if you have time theres places to sell them online that pay better. I'll load up five or six seasons worth, grab two or three bluray players, some greatest hits collections from the cd rack.

  Next stopis the sporting goods department where ill load up on knives, and anything else I see that might be sellable, then i do the same in the tool & auto section, grabbing air tools, seat covers, mechanics tool set etc etc.

  Then I call whoevers waiting for me and tell them which doors im coming out so they can meet me there. Always use other plates then the ones registered to that vehicle and use a magnet to attach so u can swap back asap. Ill head out the door, sometimes someone tries to stop me but reaching in my coat and asking if they wanna die right there in walmart usually changes their minds.

  One time tho this jackoff called my bluff, only the mans lack of agility saved me, he leapt at me and i moved, just that easy. Oh and as a note to any fucking heroes out there, I put a steel toed boot to his head on the way out and told him the next time id stab his rent a cop ass.

  I usually dont take my loot to a pawnshop as they give you shit for money. People love deals, sell a fifty dollar item for twenty five and it goes fast, usually I can get a gram or more for Tools and shit like that.

   Then theres doin dirt, puttin in work. It pays better than stealing but it aint for everyone, I dont mind it, I been doin it as a side gig since i was sixteen and collecting debts for the motorcycle club my uncle belonged to. I have on average at least three boot boy gigs a month, pay varying on how severe the beating and how high the risk.

  I've seen and done some horrible shit, heard men make noises i didnt know were possible, and I live with it by telling myself that they knew what could happen, that ive been in debt but i handled it while they tried to hide.

  I did a job once for a guy whose little daughter had been molested by a guy who washed dishes at a bar in town. The guy paying me, in my eyes was a fucking coward who should have handled his own  shit, but I have neices and so I figured id do it anyway. I watched him for a week and decided just to start talking to him by his car and then put a pistol to his gut and make him get in the car, he was usually the last to leave anyhow.

  I walked up to him and pretended to need directions, he tried to brush me off and ignore me, so I put smith and wesson to his kidney and told him that id shoot him in the gut and put his slow dying ass in the car if he even blinked wrong. He started blubbering, I told him to get in and drive where i told him, he did as told he tried to speak at first but shut up when i put the gun against his side again. A few miles out of town i made him stop the car and get out.

   I pistol whipped him with everything I had cracking bone and tearing flesh. I told him why I was doing this, and assured him that he would never be able to dotat shit again. I also made sure he knew that if he snitched I would bond out and kill him.

   I burned rapist into his cheek, smashed his elbows, knees, jaw hands and pelvic bone with a tire iron. I kicked him in the nuts until he puked all over himself, I even pissed on him.

  Then I left, calling an ambulance. He survived and I never saw a set of cuffs over it, and the girls pussy father gave me 3000 bucks.

   Usally the way it works collecting a dbt for my dealer is I get 1/4 ofthe money owed him for my cut, plus whatever loot the debtor has I want. I average 2-300 bucks on that kind of job. I always make them take me to there place so i can rob em tho too, if im lucky might be anothr couple hundred in money or dope or what ever in the house.

  Then theres trimming buds for guys who grow weed, not the best pay but less risk, once when this little scene chick I went to a show with suggested it I even went in a gay bar with her and let the gay dudes hit on me and got one to buy me dope.
Actually I might have to give that one another go, it worked out pretty good.

  Never a dull moment. Fuck Requiem, Spun, The Salton Sea, my reality is crazier then their tame little plays. Sorry hollywood, you cant write a story as crazy as my life, not if you want it to be semi believable.