Ode to Big Mama

She lay atop a waterfall
Her ass so large and dimpled in splendor
I walk along across the rocks
She says "You're quite a man."
As I take off all my clothes
I say "That's nothing, watch this."
Then flip into the water down below
Seeing green, blue, grey, brown , and white
Flash before my eyes
She shouts at me in my idiotic attempt to astonish
"You fool, I was much more impressed with the way you're hung!"
I yell back "Come to me the water's great!"
She hollers "Come back up, I'm much too scared!"
Then big mama slips and falls
Titties flopping and arms spinning with body in a slow flip
Breaking my neck down below
I spring awake and think
What a beautiful death and what an ass to know

Poem by:
M.E.L.

(accompanied painting entitled Warrior's Waterfall also by M.E.L.)