Name's Phoenix

Don't come clowning around my town.
i am the king hear. you wish you could
go around smelling everyone ass like me.
Don't be surprised if i take a dump and
a piss in your yard, that's just how i
roll , it.s just my nature.
i lay around all day eating and sleeping
getting fat. Dark come's i go out side
for a potty i see a pussy cat and i chase it.
it just like my master. i watch him having sex.
i believe he a legend in his own mind.
he hate's it i can lick my ball's and he
can't. I forgot to tell you i am a dog.
so don't clown in my town.