Blue Ball

What is the deal with this big blue ball?
Who the hell knows, no clue at all
There is the story of jesus but that ones quite dreary
Then there is the one with the apes and the big bang theory
So many questions on the stars, sun and moon
Dont expect god will skype anytime soon
At the end of the day who gives a fuck?
We are here now so lets run amok
Some things on this ball can be a real bummer
Earthquakes,tsunami and the long bloody hot summer
Yep some things plain suck like dishes and bills
All the more reason to indulge in some thrills
There are shitty emotions like pain, rage and fear
But none of that matters when you crack a cold beer
Dont sweat the crap in this thing they call life
Smoke weed, get drunk and shag your hot wife
To spend your life bored and sad is insane
So get off your ass and choose fun over pain
It will all become clear at the end of our days
The moral of this poem is...partying pays!!