A Convo With A Nympho

Like a bitch with a lisp, I got a problem with exes.
Cause they had a problem with my dick that was never expected.
They all said it was just like my ego - BIG AS FUCK.
They couldn't take it anymore, pun intended.
So we ended.
Now this conversation can be the beginning of me and you.
First off, I want to kiss you passionately on the lips…then move up to your belly button.
Yeah…THOSE lips.
I’m a pussy eating animal, but everybody knows this.
If it’s true that we are what we eat then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Yeah, you staying the night.
See I’m not like those other niggas that bust they nut and send you out the door.
The only reason I’d kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
You want MORE?!
You can’t handle it.
Your pussy? I’ll dismantle it.
I hope you got bandages.
Cause I’m black & full of white, hope you like ice cream sandwiches.
And that’s just dessert.
We’ll 69 and make it double.
That’s 138 ways for us to come into some trouble.

Now I’m not just talking game, cause I ain’t playing around.
That’s what niggas do.
Niggas’ll brag about their third leg, but I ain’t even got two.
This left one’s real and this other is my dick tucked in my shoe.
No matter what your size is, my dick’s seen em all.
It makes pussies with no walls feel like a one bedroom apartment.
I’ve said sex is an art and this is still a fact.
If you would be my story, I guarantee you a climax.
It says in God’s design that a REAL man should be able to fully satisfy a real woman.
Kiss her gently.
Whisper sweet things in her ear.
Rub her shoulder.
Now I’m not a club promoter but I make women come for a living.
Call your left leg Christmas and right leg Thanksgiving.
I’m just trying to come for dinner between the holidays.
Let me mix my baby butter with your eggs and make a sauce like Hollandaise.  

Aight enough Nice shit, it’s time for the Naughty phase.

I wanna mock procreate and penetrate your fibromuscular tubular tract with so much pleasurable impact that you defecate.
Yeah…I’ll fuck the shit outta you.
Label this as losing your virginity - volume two.
This shit is real life, it ain’t just for the show,
I eat the box like a cardboard addict and I have a habit of treating hoes like my pinky toe, by banging them on every piece of furniture in my house.
Now stay quiet as a mouse.
The only thing coming out of your mouth should be “Nick”.
That’s cause I got tatted on my dick.
And when I come in your mouth, WHICH I WILL, make like a poet with stage fright,
don’t spit.
Swallow that shit.
My twitter name @NickWillCutYou.
Follow that shit.
Because there’s always a chance that if you do…
I could be having my next conversation with you.