Like a bitch with a lisp, I got a problem with exes. Cause they had a problem with my dick that was never expected. They all said it was just like my ego - BIG AS FUCK. They couldn't take it anymore, pun intended. So we ended. Now this conversation can be the beginning of me and you. First off, I want to kiss you passionately on the lips…then move up to your belly button. Yeah…THOSE lips. I’m a pussy eating animal, but everybody knows this. If it’s true that we are what we eat then I could be you by tomorrow morning. Yeah, you staying the night. See...